MarkBarbieri
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It'll probably be a while before we go back to WDW, so I doubt that I'll have another trip report anytime soon. For what it's worth, here are the gags that didn't make the cut in the first report.
Be careful getting on a ride that gets you so wet that they have a place to hang your clothes out to dry.
Wow! This line moves even slower than the Dumbo line.
I’ve always heard great things about staying on property, but the mattresses look really soft.
A problem shooting with a really big lens is that it can scare some of the performers.
I guarantee you that this guy doesn’t eat beans before a performance.
With the huge success of the Festival of the Lion King show, even the Tigers started working on a dancing act.
For some people, even the “point” part of a “point and shoot” is too complicated.
OK, if this is how attractive their models looked, can you imagine what the regular people looked like? I think I've found a place where even I will fit in.
Maybe we are taking security a bit too seriously these days.
What is it about Disney World that makes everyone feel so free to part with their money? How can I get people to throw their money on my property?
At home we keep telling the kids to be wary of strangers. At WDW, tell them to go run up and hug crazy people dressed like lunatics.
The Disney Cruise wasn’t as elaborate as I’d hoped.
Nothing makes me more nervous on a rollercoaster than seeing the guy ahead of me with a loose grip on his camera.
We’re spending hundreds of dollars a day so that we can sit around and play checkers.
It seems odd that one of the most expensive attractions at WDW would be based on a movie that hasn’t been released in the US in ages.
Here’s a good lesson about the dangers of procrastination. This poor guy was still finishing up right in the middle of the parade.
Explain to me again why someone made of wood is eating a piece of cake.
The Snow White ride hasn’t changed in so long that even the paintings are starting to look bored.
Not surprisingly, most video footage taken by dizzy people spinning rapidly ends up not being kept.
I always get confused. Are you supposed to tip the fast pass guy?
This’ll be a good picture to save for when he starts dating.
The overpasses in Florida are a bit trickier than what I’m used to back home.
It’s strange how many kids line up to drive in stop and go traffic.
This is a new family car design. The next kid that shouts will be riding in the "time out" seat.
Thanks for the laughs. It's going in the favorites for future enjoyment. Great pics too! 
There's a lot of great one-liners here. Very clever. Thanks for the laughs.
Another awesome installment! 
