hockeymomoftwo said:
Well we are headed back tomorrow for more paint swatches.
You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to us! We KNOW why you are going back...YOU GOT THE SWIPE BUG BAD LADY!!!!!

Oh yeah...it starts off innocently....You are at a Party

and your DISfriend shows you their
LGMHPC. Maybe just gives you one...to try out...see if you like wearing it. Then you DO! In a few days you call your friend and ask...."Hey you got anymore of those
LGMHPC....I had to change my baggalini...and like I need, ya know,...a NEW one! Your DISfriend says yes...but then tells you how you can get your own. So one day you feel pretty bummed, the kids are

, Your DH is out

with the guys from work. You have 17 loads of

to do...you start feeling sorta

&

. Thats when you take your very first trip to
LIME GREEN TOWN!
You stroll casually into HD

, look around...CHECK OUT THE FAUCETS. Try to make people think you are interested in the toilet seat covers! Hard or Cushy???

Then you go to the paint aisle.....feverisly search for the Behr section.....looking, searching, hoping, praying.....THEN you see them..the
LGMHPC....THE ANGELS

SING TO YOU. At first you grab just One, you want to leave the rest for us hopeless Disers. Then you think...to heck with them...you take another, and run out the door.
That night ALL you think about is the
LGMHPC and the ONES you left BEHIND. The next day, you return....Only this time a bit more brazen. You go directly to the BEHR paint section, and you spot them.....

There are LESS then you left yesterday! You are

"who else is swipen MY
LGMHPC...HOW DARE THEY"

So you grab EVERYONE of them and leave the store. You get in your car, the rush of the swiping adrenaline is overpowering. You count them up...and realize you have 40...you

in a overpowering
LIMEGREEN stupor. You come too, collect all your
LGMHPC astrewn all over your front seat...stack them neatly and slip them into your Bagalini. You go home and PRETEND that everything is normal.
A few days go by, and you feel the need for MORE. The Desire of the
LGMHPC , the thrill of the Swipe is overpowering you. That night, while you are making a Fruit Loop dinner for your family...you can't take the urge anymore. You take off your Princesses Apron, and run for the door. Your DH asks "whats the matter." You say "UM...nutin, Leave me alone!" He says, "ok". You say "I gotta get out of this joint, I can't take it anymore...Ya here ME?...Ya here me DH?..night after night after night ...I clean and cook various breakfest cereals for dinner...ENOUGH! I am outta here toots." Your DH ask you "Is there anymore Fruit Loops, Hun" "where are you going?". You cant think straight anymore, you need the fix bad...."UH I am going to Um ....Home Depot" You didn't lie to him ...you feel good about that!.... "For What?" he responds.

"Ah....Um....errrrrr....PUTTY KNIVES!" Wow you think you are so

at this moment. "Yeah I heard they have a new assortment of Putty Knives....Gotta check them out." You grab your Baggalini and head for the door.
You run to car and speed off

to HD. Once there you head right to the Behr section.....and there are NO
LGMHPC !!!!!!!
You start to

& panic! You kneel on the floor and look for any that have fallen. Nothing! The other customers in HD are strangely looking at you.

You realise that now you must start acting "normal".....You stand up....walk calmly to the Putty Knife section and buy one , with a
LIME colored handle!
From this day on you spend all your free time, on the DISboards, & thinken
LIME. When not busy doing that, you drive to various HD's to get your fix!
YUP! We all are there with you!
