our secret green club? Part 8

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You take a six-pack cooler to church.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your family tree has no forks.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.



You might be a redneck

 

[pfishgirl]

Bored ??

 

[katlas&kids]

OMG, as I'm sitting here working on a snowy day I can't imagine people being warm enough to bare themselves on a beach!

No snow here, some rain... low 50's and a bit of wind!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You use a weedeater in your living room.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.


You might be a redneck

 

[katlas&kids]

Good Morning Limeys! Did ya miss me?

Wowsers!! A guest poster!!

Greetings oh school bound one!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You have a rag for a gas cap.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

One of my favorites:


Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You have spray painted your
girlfriend's name on an overpass.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Another of my favorites:

Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.


You might be a redneck


(dh jokes about one of his belt buckles being redneck because it has my picture in it)

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.




You might be a redneck