our secret green club? Part 8

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Anyone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".



You might be a redneck



You can see evidence of this kind of stupidity on CMT's Country Fried Videos

 

[kaw1218]

Well, that's just pitiful. I can't imagine what that feels like. (is there a sarcasm smiley out there?) Hi Kelly.

Well, it's not like they didn't have food the day before....

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Here is the last one. I promise


You have the local taxidermist's
number on speed dial.



You might be a redneck


Hope you all have enjoyed comedy hour with Kiki come back and see us soon

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Bored ??

Is it that obvious?

 

[Donald - my hero]

So how is everyone. I have been having a bit of bad luck this week. Allergies have been driving me crazy and to top it off I have now gotten a stye in my left eye. I am treating it with an herbal infusion I made and it seems to be getting a bit better even after just two applications. My sister said she googled it and found out that styes are staff infections in the eye lid. The herbs I used are antiseptics and anti something else and are supposed to be really good at getting rid of infections of the eyes.

Ouchy! I alsway hate it when there is something wrong with my eyes, it just seems like the pain is sooooooo much worse than the rest of the body.

get better soon

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

I am now less than 200 post away from DISUNC. I will pass him up by Friday night. (You can point your fingers and laugh your heads off at me if I don't)

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Ouchy! I alsway hate it when there is something wrong with my eyes, it just seems like the pain is sooooooo much worse than the rest of the body.

get better soon

Thanks. The herbal solution I made seems to be working very well.


Well I am off. Have to run to my sisters to pick up some stuff and then head home. I'll see you all in the morning

 

[Donald - my hero]

hmm.. I just got a phone call from DS's school. It was a recording, and it was to let me know that because of the snow DS's school is letting out early..

Umm.. ok.. But, they were getting out at 11:30 anyway due to Testing being done so they were having an early dismissal

So the snow early dismissal was kinda silly when they were already being dismissed at 11:30

Ok how bout this one for you:

Monday it was so cold you could almost "hear" your breathe, blowing and snowing to the point that i couldn't see my car outta the kitchen window. SO Em said that around 2:30 they called all bussed students down to the cafe and told them: Sorry the busses will NOT be taking you home today since it is no longer safe for them to be on the road. Uhm ok now what are they supposed to do? The majority of the roads outside of the city were CLOSED so no-one could pick them up?? So I guess they just figured these kids had to make friends really quickly with someone who would take them in over-night.

GREAT eh? Then every single school (highschools included) were closed on Tuesday due to extreme cold and busses couldn't start so those kids are still stuck in our city.

 

[rer1972]

OK all you people going on a CRUISE can bite me Enjoy your trip

Why does everyone want me to bite them????

 

[kaw1218]

So...here's a little story to amuse.....
My hubby decided to throw me for a loop the other day....he announced that he might want another baby!!!
Now we decided that our family was complete.... 8 years ago we made that FINAL decision. and now he throws that out there.....

Now...I told him he's nuts..... and that he's dreaming.
We have NOTHING left for a baby. It's all gone to family and friends.

now the amusing part.....I CAN'T stop thinking about it!!!!!!!
and my cousin is no help..... she is trying to convince me that its a good idea-Yeah THANKS April !!!

(there is a little more....but I can't post it on the boards.....especially my ACTUAL reaction to his declaration ...It was pretty colorful )

ok......continue...I am sure I will have a better story for tomorrow's storytime

 

[kaw1218]

Why does everyone want me to bite them????

ugghhhh...they changed the smilies again!!!!!!!

 

[Donald - my hero]

Others can just skip this!!

deleted on request. If you want it send me yoru addy

deleted responded to wrong post stupid duckie today !!

 

[Donald - my hero]

6 weeks, 5 days and about 19 1/2 hours. Not working on the minutes yet. But I don't think I will miss it at all....

I can hardly stand it! I want it to be on RIGHT now. Oh but both LOST & JERICHO are on tonight so that will semi help

But man I wanna watch my HEROS

 

[Donald - my hero]

ummm.. have this:

, this:

, this:

and this one:

.

Feel free to choose one or all. And if you need more... Hey back off Jaqueline!! Those are MY smilies!!!!

OH sure tell me AFTER I have "borrowed" and redirected to my bucket.

Do I need to return them all now

 

[Donald - my hero]

My oldest had brittle bone disease. Yep calcium so now it is getting his teeth. Cavities all along the gum line. But he does't think the chain soda drinking is helping to cause the problem. Yeah...rite!

Emily has scores of fillings along her gumlines cause according to the dentist enamel begins to form on the tip of our teeth before they erupt and then wrap u to the gumline. Hers just never finished .... almost every tooth has been filled and she can never get them clean either

 

[Donald - my hero]

I have been shamelessly posting trying to get closer to Disunc. I hope I haven't scared you all away with my jokes

Well I am getting tiny bit annoyed cause I can't STAND that idoit in person. I only "tolerate" that silly game show so I can laugh at Em's response the the answers

 

[Donald - my hero]

So...here's a little story to amuse.....
My hubby decided to throw me for a loop the other day....he announced that he might want another baby!!!
Now we decided that our family was complete.... 8 years ago we made that FINAL decision. and now he throws that out there.....

Now...I told him he's nuts..... and that he's dreaming.
We have NOTHING left for a baby. It's all gone to family and friends.

now the amusing part.....I CAN'T stop thinking about it!!!!!!!
and my cousin is no help..... she is trying to convince me that its a good idea-Yeah THANKS April !!!

(there is a little more....but I can't post it on the boards.....especially my ACTUAL reaction to his declaration ...It was pretty colorful )

ok......continue...I am sure I will have a better story for tomorrow's storytime

Really Kelly? Really???? A baby oh that would be nice, a tiny fragal to see & hold

 

[kaw1218]

Really Kelly? Really???? A baby oh that wuold be nice, a tiny fragal to see & hold

oh, no.....not you too!!!!!

 

[kaw1218]

Here's another little laugh...... my job is so important...... last night, I got to walk the store perimeter, ALL night long, looking for fire. Yup.....the water pump broke, and the fire chiefs solution, have an employee walk to perimeter looking for fire. I spent 6 hours last night walking.....and I didn't lose an ounce!!!!

I felt like I should have been making the announcement
"1800 hours and alls well!!!!"

 

[MrOakie]

all y'all need to come over for dinner. I'm making jambalaya again. making tons of it.