our secret green club? Part 8

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You have flowers planted in a
bathroom fixture in your front yard.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

I have been shamelessly posting trying to get closer to Disunc. I hope I haven't scared you all away with my jokes

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You've ever climbed a water tower
with a bucket of paint
to defend your sister's honor.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.



You might be a redneck

 

[uhtimex]

Here is a good joke that I am sure alot of us know already

Two men meet in the street. One man says to the other "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith". The other man says "What's the name of his other leg"

A Mary Poppins Classic. After watching MP the last time a few weeks ago. I finally noticed that Dick van **** was the old banker man too.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You've been on TV more than 5 times
describing the sound of a tornado.



You might be a redneck

 

[uhtimex]

ok all you people with nice warm tempertures can just Bite Me!!


sorry couldn't resist
2 weeks til we are on our cruise and it can not get here fast enough

OK all you people going on a CRUISE can bite me Enjoy your trip

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A Mary Poppins Classic. After watching MP the last time a few weeks ago. I finally noticed that Dick van **** was the old banker man too.

You got censored It took me till I was about 10 to figure it out (we taped it off HBO when I was little)

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

If you ever
used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.




You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON
A FREE CASE OF MOTOR OIL AS
"THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN."


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Your parents met at a family reunion.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies
are two of the major food groups.


You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Another favorite of mine and it is funnnnnnny:

You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".



You might be a redneck

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

YOUR IDEA OF HIGH-QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT
IS A SIX-PACK AND A BUG-ZAPPER.



You might be a redneck