our secret green club? Part 8

[Donald - my hero]

What game show? And are you talking about Jeff Foxworthy or Bill Engvall? Or did I quote someone else's joke at the beginning?

Yeah the one about lil kid being smarter than you

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Sure, I made plenty for everyone I made chicken and sausage gumbo. I used a sausage that I never had before. I didn't realize how spicy it was. Definately need a cold drink with it. It's spicy, but good.

Thought you were making jambalaya I can't have it anyway cause of the chicken

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

umm....not possible right now...... so there!!!

How bout I try for you (though if it happens I it will be a little prince or princess not a fraggle , your dh though can be a Limey uncle )

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Kim's doing the searching when she gets home from work every day. I think she's found one that looks pretty good. We may go look at it this weekend. It's a 3 bedroom on 1/2 an acre about 25 minutes from where we live now.

They have some great acre lots with nice homes for sale in my neck of the woods

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Morning Mary!

How's your Thursday going? Mine is all wierd since I am beat and feeling like I am wandering around underwater. What the heck is with that?

Hope you get to feeling better.

My meds must be working great today because I am in a really good mood. Course getting a really nice paycheck helps

 

[kaw1218]

How bout I try for you (though if it happens I it will be a little prince or princess not a fraggle , your dh though can be a Limey uncle )

I that idea!!!!! Sign us up as honorary aunt and uncle!!!

 

[kaw1218]

Morning!!!!!

Good morning Y'all,

living in TEXAS now,

trying to read up on all the posts.

Wishing everyone magical day

 

[LgTmDisFan]

Morning!!!!!

Morning,

hows our future little mom

I will volunteer to be F Grandmom with dark slightly gray (dyed) hair.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender asks "what is that". The frog answers "Well it started off as a wart and grew"

 

[kaw1218]

Morning,

hows our future little mom

I will volunteer to be F Grandmom with dark slightly gray (dyed) hair.

oh......I give up

 

[LgTmDisFan]

Little Irish Humor , 1/8 for St. P day

3 men were sitting in a bar, a Englishman, a Scot and a Irishman, when a fly fell into the Englishman's beer,
EM response was: Hay Bartender there a fly in my beer I need a new one.

A few moments passed and a fly fell into the Scot's beer,

The Scot reached into his beer pluck out the fly and drank the beer.

A few more moments pass and a fly land in the Irishman beer.

the Irishman looked downinto his glass, plucked out the fly by it's wing,
and started shaking it,

Spit it out, spit it out , that my beer.


hope this doesn't offend anyone I know some 1/2 Native jokes too.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Little Irish Humor , 1/8 for St. P day

3 men were sitting in a bar, a Englishman, a Scot and a Irishman, when a fly fell into the Englishman's beer,
EM response was: Hay Bartender there a fly in my beer I need a new one.

A few moments passed and a fly fell into the Scot's beer,

The Scot reached into his beer pluck out the fly and drank the beer.

A few more moments pass and a fly land in the Irishman beer.

the Irishman looked downinto his glass, plucked out the fly by it's wing,
and started shaking it,

Spit it out, spit it out , that my beer.


hope this doesn't offend anyone I know some 1/2 Native jokes too.

Won't offend me. I am a bit of all those, though not sure what tribe maybe Cherokee on my moms grandmothers side. The others come from both sides of family Thought this one was

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A panda goes to a restarant, and the waiter comes over and askes him what he would like to eat. The panda said "i would like to order everything on the menu"

The wiater comes back a little later after the panda finishes up his food and says "Here is your check" The panda shoots the waiter.

The police come and talk to the pand. the police said "You can not do that" the panda says" Sure i can, look panda up in the dictionary, it says: Panda; eats, shoots and leaves.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."

The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years, say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"

And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

 

[kaw1218]

So...I haven't gone to bed yet.....in less than 4 hours my kids will be home..... hmmmm.....
anyway, I am sitting here debating whether or not I want to volunteer for Extreme Home Makeover....... they are doing a home about a mile from my house. I guess I will go tomorrow and see if they need anyone else.

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

two men are walking their dogs. one is a dobberman and the other is a chihuhua. the guy with dobberman says,"hey lets get something to eat."the other guy says,"but the sign says no pets allowed."the dobberman guy says."follow my lead." he puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in to the resteraunt. the owner says,"hey pal no pets allowed". the dobberman owner says,"but this is my seeing eye dog."
"a dobberman?"
ya thats what they're using these days its for self defense"
the guy with the chihuhua sees that and puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. the owner says,"hey pal no pets."
"but this is my seeing eye dog."
"a chihuhua?"
" achihuhua?
they gave me a chihuhua?"

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

A man walks into a bar.
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"ouchhhhh"

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

"Tell me your choice," said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind."

The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is ONE real difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: "It's the DAY, sir."

"How???????" the interviewer was smiling ("At last, I got you!" he said to himself.)

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

Admission for the course was thus secured.