our secret green club? Part 8

[kaw1218]

Hey... I have much better aim than that!!!!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Hey... I have much better aim than that!!!!

No that's us doing it to you if we didn't like you!

 

[kaw1218]

oh, and I forgot to say what one of my errands is....I am buying DH a 42" LCD tv.....hmmmm, bribery???? (well, that and the good price plus my 20% coupon )

 

[kaw1218]

No that's us doing it to you if we didn't like you!

ahh.....oopps....my bad.....

 

[Donald - my hero]

awwww.....she's soooo cute!!!! I think it's the opposite.....Looking at her MAKES me want another!!!!

Oh I soooo agree with you that lil face beaming out is just so wonderful!

 

[kaw1218]

Morning Jacqueline!!



ok....I really got to go now.....bye!!!!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

So what shall I torture ya'll with today

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Kids were asked to write about the sea..
Look at what they wrote!
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an hole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating
beans. (William age 7 )
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how n earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat
. (Jule age 7

 

[Donald - my hero]

Good morning all my Limey PEEPs!!!

Morning Mary!

How's your Thursday going? Mine is all wierd since I am beat and feeling like I am wandering around underwater. What the heck is with that?

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Kids were asked to write about the sea..
Look at what they wrote!
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an hole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating
beans. (William age 7 )
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how n earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat
. (Jule age 7

Kids say the darnedest things

 

[Donald - my hero]

oh, and I forgot to say what one of my errands is....I am buying DH a 42" LCD tv.....hmmmm, bribery???? (well, that and the good price plus my 20% coupon )

Gee can I come down and pretend that i am a long lost friend who deserves a tv, PLEASE

 

[Donald - my hero]

Kids were asked to write about the sea..
Look at what they wrote!
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an hole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating
beans. (William age 7 )
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how n earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat
. (Jule age 7

These are wonderful but I must admit I had to stop for a bit as I let this one settle in and my tears stop running from the laughter

 

[nsalz]

This maybe a silly question (don't know if they have this out of Louisiana) but do you have Oak Grove products in NY?

I don't recognize the name off hand. What do they sell?

Ohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have one!!! JUst one is fine!!! I"ll dirve up and Insults and I can watch him/her for you to take the olders ones to WDW!!! I"ll gaze and smell all weekend!!

Sounds like a plan!

Mabey I'll turn Frenchie and just go to Beauty School! I think I'd look good with pink hair.

You would....although I would miss the green hair.

Sounds like the perfect music for redneck bowling!

 

[LgTmDisFan]

I would, but my dh won't let me!

Are you sure he might be Alasken

 

[LgTmDisFan]

Good morning Y'all,

living in TEXAS now,

trying to read up on all the posts.

Wishing everyone magical day

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Morning Mary!

How's your Thursday going? Mine is all wierd since I am beat and feeling like I am wandering around underwater. What the heck is with that?

G'morning. So far so good. Only had about 3 hrs sleep so I'm sure I'll be dragging soon! Hope you feel better soon!

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Well I am getting tiny bit annoyed cause I can't STAND that idoit in person. I only "tolerate" that silly game show so I can laugh at Em's response the the answers

What game show? And are you talking about Jeff Foxworthy or Bill Engvall? Or did I quote someone else's joke at the beginning?

 

[Donald - my hero]

Ok gonna sign off for quite a while now!

Doing stupid

and uhm feels like I forgot to eat

So ttfn

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Here's another little laugh...... my job is so important...... last night, I got to walk the store perimeter, ALL night long, looking for fire. Yup.....the water pump broke, and the fire chiefs solution, have an employee walk to perimeter looking for fire. I spent 6 hours last night walking.....and I didn't lose an ounce!!!!

I felt like I should have been making the announcement
"1800 hours and alls well!!!!"

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

all y'all need to come over for dinner. I'm making jambalaya again. making tons of it.

Ooooh what kind did you make?