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[TwinkieMama]

Wheat Thins are an evil addictive carbohydrate

out of the mouth of infants and newbies

 

[Kay7979]

Hey! I am totally loving your trip report and just about all you write. Your little antidotes to nebo are just hilarious! Puking animatronics, and specialized my pal mickeys! Tooooooooo funny!

Thanks so much for the compliment! I don't recall your posting anything on my thread. Please feel free to come over and point out all my clever and witty comments. That serves as "Closed Captioning for the Humor Impaired." I must do the same for you as I have read and enjoyed your segments. I'm not sure if I read the entire thread yet. And yes, there is something about Nebo that brings out the best/worst of my sense of humor! I think I write funnier stuff on his thread at times than I do on my own.

 

[Kay7979]

KAY!!! You are a HOOT! (Not hooter). Get on the scale before things get out of hand! Unfortunately my toppings upon harmless vegetables are fat-laden choices such as cheese or ranch. Or both. Probably not good choices.

DONT EAT WHEAT THINS!!! !!! We like him!

Yes, I must get back on the scales. It's tough though to figure out my weight, even when I do. I take off all my clothes, then any rings, bracelets, and anything else that might add a smidge of weight. I even take out my contacts. Of course then I can't read the scales.

Try just a little pasta sauce on your harmless vegetables. Tomato sauce is good for you and hass lots of "anti-accidents."

Now I must get back to work before one of my long-distance bosses IMs me and wonders why my files aren't coming through.

 

[NAB]

Monica are you still in the deep freeze.

Yes Twinkie that is how you have babies. I need you a textbook fast.

Kay you are so funny. But I too weigh myself that way too. But unfortunetly I can read the scale.

UMA don't drink to much water. I saw on the news last night a woman who drank water to win her family a Wii and died. Water intoxication. It was a radio contest to see who could drink the most water with out going to the washroom. She came in second place went home and laid down and died.

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[pumba]

I just officially checked countdown central and we are on the 91 days til disney mark........Not that I am counting.....YES I AM........that is the official one now......
Hey newbies.......I am not a newbie anymore now that there are new ones.......right? Welcome to the clan.......these ladies and gents are wicked nice and funny and supportive too.....and TALENTED....

 

[monymony3471]

Thanks so much for the compliment! I don't recall your posting anything on my thread. Please feel free to come over and point out all my clever and witty comments. That serves as "Closed Captioning for the Humor Impaired." I must do the same for you as I have read and enjoyed your segments. I'm not sure if I read the entire thread yet. And yes, there is something about Nebo that brings out the best/worst of my sense of humor! I think I write funnier stuff on his thread at times than I do on my own.

That's because I have to catch up first. Stupid anal rule I have with myself. I'll post once I catch up.

 

[drebert]

Good morning everyone!

Welcome Terry and Kay! Feel free to step up to the mic!

 

[jw50]

Wow, I just found this thread by accident, and it's populated by all my favorite Disney Characters. BTW, those would be the "characters" on the DIS trip report board. I had heard about the Maelstrommers, but never found a link to the original thread. Anyway, hello all!

Here are links to the first two Maelstrom threads:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1064607
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1120233

It may take you awhile to go through them since the two combined have over 30,000 posts

 

[UtahMama]

JOE- that was cool! I had never seen M1 before! That was BM. (Before Me )
The random sampling I read, was terrific! We have some tough shoes to fill! Since we cant, lets just have fun!

I arrived on the scene midway through M2 thanks to some great TR's I was hooked on.

 

[UtahMama]

Whoever guessed closest to 5 hours and 8 minutes on the "How long can UM resist diet Pepsi" pool wins!

I caved.

 

[Kay7979]

Whoever guessed closest to 5 hours and 8 minutes on the "How long can UM resist diet Pepsi" pool wins!

I caved.

Dare I say the cliche, "Resistance is Futile." There, I guess I just have. A

Why should you forego your apparently guilty pleasure? Aside from the fact that it has absolutely no nutritive value, and will probably give you a brain tumor, liver cancer, or the heartbreak of psoriasis (whatever that is, anyway).

(I snuck back over since it's more exciting than work.)

 

[Kay7979]

Here are links to the first two Maelstrom threads:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1064607
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1120233

It may take you awhile to go through them since the two combined have over 30,000 posts

Thanks! I have no idea when I will have time to wade through all this in addition to finishing several people's trip reports etc. but I am sure I'll get to it eventually. If only because I missed out on this whole Maelstrom Fast Pass joke, so I have to read the backstory and find out what the joke is.

 

[lexmelinda]

Whoever guessed closest to 5 hours and 8 minutes on the "How long can UM resist diet Pepsi" pool wins!

I was in for "45 minutes" I guess I lost.

 

[pumba]

as I sit here drinking my diet pepsi caffeine free .....I thought you would last a lot longer.......I had high hopes for you my UTMAMA......but you did good for a first go......its not like its addicting stuff.......wait ........you have caffiene......then you are addicted...

 

[NAB]

UMA were you sleeping those 5 hours, 8 mins.

I hate ironing. And I am not done. I will save some for next week why rush right.

I finally sent a note into the teachers this morning. Now see what happens. Well they slip and say something. We wrote in bold letters DO NOT TELL......IT IS A SURPRISE. When hubby was writing the letter he wanted to give in and tell them so they would have something to look forward too. I won. They will be excited when they find out. It will be priceless to me.

It is 2 above 0 today. It feels like spring and the ice is melting.


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[drebert]

Did I mention that we are supposed to get 4-8 inches of snow this weekend? Yep. You read it right. I am going crazy!

The boys are out of school again tomorrow. This makes 7 snow days this year. I can't see how they will make it up. I'm afraid they will be out some next week too after this next round hits. Oh boy!

 

[drebert]

At this rate, I will never see 700 posts. Sad really!

Where the heck is everyone! Did you freeze in an icestorm somewhere???

 

[WheatThins]

At this rate, I will never see 700 posts. Sad really!

Where the heck is everyone! Did you freeze in an icestorm somewhere???

Hi Dre. Keep on postin baby. It's cold here, but, no ice or snow.

Wheat Thins

 

[Kay7979]

At this rate, I will never see 700 posts. Sad really!

Where the heck is everyone! Did you freeze in an icestorm somewhere???

I'm in Western NY. We have a layer of snow over a layer of ice over a layer of unraked leaves. I'll say hello while you wait for the "regulars" to show up. Where do you live and don't you have any snow and ice? If not, I'll send you some of ours.

 

[WheatThins]

16 Wheat Thins is a lovely little snack.

We can only imagine how much better life would be here if there were 16 Wheat Thins. Can you imagine it? Ahhhh. I'm gettin warm fuzzies just thinking about it.

What a wonderful world that would be.

(Don't know much about algebra, don't know much biology, (i'll leave that one to twinkie), don't know much about history, don't know much about the french i took).

Wheat Thins