Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[TwinkieMama]

Be careful, you might end up with a pair.

Wheat Thins

Yep. That happened to me. Now DH complains that we are out of closet space.

 

[UtahMama]

Twinkie- I just noticed your new (?) "location". I loved that show and books! (Still DO!)

Wheat Thins- I am VERY careful.

 

[WheatThins]

Twinkie- I just noticed your new (?) "location". I loved that show and books! (Still DO!)

Wheat Thins- I am VERY careful.

Those extra shoes can take up so much space.

Wheat Thins

 

[pumba]

hello everyone that is still with the program.......I mean here with us .....cold and freezing and we are staying in tonight....its only 6 below zero right now but with the wind chill coming fast it will be at least 20 below later....oy oy oy......even Megara doesnt want to go potty......hubby told her to go use the drain in the celler but she didnt hear him......to funny........
almost done that book I have been reading this week.....I am on chapter 56 I think...almost done.....I can hardly wait for ..........oh the big ending....
Hope all those in the air have a good trip to the mouse's house....we are going in 83 days......YES I AM COUNTING>.....

Have a good night and if you hear any good jokes.....pass them on...

 

[L107ANGEL]

Pumba, congrats to your granddaughter, I bet you are one proud Grandma!

Twinkie, hope you get to stop by before you leave.

And now for a little Friday afternoon entertainment:

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MAR RIED? /SPAN
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have something to
say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each o ther lies and
that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
T
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

Thats just solid advice!

 

[UtahMama]

CRAP! I was trying to put a link for "COLON BLOW" and old SNL skit we're laughing at on WISH!

It woulda been a PERFECT segway, Angel after you said "solid advice"!!!!!

My computer still has quirks. DH isnt quite done yet with it. At least I'm not downstairs on the kids' computer!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Uma, good thing you showed up, I thought someone had closed down the bar!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Late night shout out! TGIF. I think I need to pull up a seat at the bar.

Hope Nab had safe travels today and Twinkie tomorrow.

WT, thanks for divulging the meaning of 138! I'm partial to 21.

I was out gallivanting again tonight. Nothing too exciting.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Hey Moo, I'll buy you a drink, what's your poison?

 

[UtahMama]

Late night shout out! TGIF. I think I need to pull up a seat at the bar.

Hope Nab had safe travels today and Twinkie tomorrow.

WT, thanks for divulging the meaning of 138! I'm partial to 21.

I was out gallivanting again tonight. Nothing too exciting.

21? Is that your lucky number?

I went and Par-tayed at Walmart. Mission: Big Girl Bed Sheets.

Found: Disney Princess sheet set, thread count 50. Like quaze. SOOOO Crappy!

I know how to Par-tay!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Hey Moo, I'll buy you a drink, what's your poison?

Normally rum and coke, Marita, but it is so late I don't need the caffeine. My knee is aching. Think I'll take some pain meds and call it a night. I'll be around earlier tomorrow night . . .

21? Is that your lucky number?

Oh, I don't know if you could really say it is my lucky number, because I rarely win anything, but I usually set my alarm for x:21. Maybe I need to try some blackjack. Where's Twinkie when you need her? Oh, that's right, she's trying to get some sleep before her big trip!!!

HAVE A GREAT TIME, TWINK!

Sweet dreams!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Oh, I don't know if you could really say it is my lucky number, because I rarely win anything, but I usually set my alarm for x:21. Maybe I need to try some blackjack. Where's Twinkie when you need her? Oh, that's right, she's trying to get some sleep before her big trip!!!

HAVE A GREAT TIME, TWINK!

Sweet dreams!

Blackjack is very entertaining. And good for teaching your little ones their math facts.... I don't reccomend it as an investment opportunity (unless of course you own the casino).

Goog Bye Moo!!!!!! Trying to get some sleep was right! I am too excited to sleep (and a wee bitty nervous about traveling alone with 3 small children). I kept waking up to remember things I might forget (cell phone charger, check, enough diapers in carryon for 2 days, check, new crayons, check).

So everyone this is Goog-bye~ Be good! Have fun! Don't burn the place down whilst I am gone! See you in a week!!!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Aww, I missed her! Good Morning Sunshines

 

[WheatThins]

Blackjack is very entertaining. And good for teaching your little ones their math facts.... I don't reccomend it as an investment opportunity (unless of course you own the casino).

Goog Bye Moo!!!!!! Trying to get some sleep was right! I am too excited to sleep (and a wee bitty nervous about traveling alone with 3 small children). I kept waking up to remember things I might forget (cell phone charger, check, enough diapers in carryon for 2 days, check, new crayons, check).

So everyone this is Goog-bye~ Be good! Have fun! Don't burn the place down whilst I am gone! See you in a week!!!!!

Bye Twink. Have a great time.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

Have a goog day as well Wheatman

 

[WheatThins]

Have a goog day as well Wheatman

Well thank you Angel. We have basketball games. Yes plural. Two today and two tomorrow. So, we will be busy.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

Well thank you Angel. We have basketball games. Yes plural. Two today and two tomorrow. So, we will be busy.

Wheat Thins

I get to go shopping Wanna trade?

 

[WheatThins]

I get to go shopping Wanna trade?

No way. After the games are over I'm thinking horse track. 138.

Wheat Thins

 

[pumba]

morning all......still zero here but not 20 below ....thank goodness....my daughter is a day time teacher for children who can not be mainstreamed and in the winter she is a night time supervisor at a ski resort......last night they had star skiing until midnight and she said it was dead because of the chilly weather.....i said yah right .....CHILLY is not the word.....stinking cold....
Took me an hour to activate my new tracfone .....yes we do not have cell phones.....only need it for the emergency stuff.......like hunting and going away for the day and Disney visits......so I got a new one cause of the special they had......new nokia phone with 200 minutes and then 250 bonus minutes and one year service......and then I transferred my old number to this one and also the leftover two hundred units too......so I should be all set for another year...cheaper then getting a cellphone.......99.00 for one year....

I am so excited for all the disney going people........Hope that they all have a great time....

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

well, i got to work..still want to trade?

however, my work is very intersting.. &


..to t.m....for a magical & safe trip!

{my guess, it will be boring around here, without you!]
p.s....say hi to nabby g.!