One of the funniest things I've ever heard at WDW:

[TheMaxRebo]

I think Jeff Foxworthy should do a whole show of "Here's your sign" jokes based on (clueless) disney guests.

LOVE this thread and that it's been resurrected!

agree ... though I think it is Bill Engvall who does the "Here's your sign" jokes


Jeff Foxworth does the "You might be a redneck jokes" ... which of course could translate to "You might want to read the Disboards"

such as .....

"If it was only after you checked in that you realized that there was more than one theme park to Disney World .... you might want to read the Disboards"

"If you thought you could walk up and get a table no problem without a reservation to Le Cellier .... you might want to read the Disboards"

 

[BridgetR3]

"If you thought you could walk up and get a table no problem without a reservation to Le Cellier .... you might want to read the Disboards"

This reminds me.....there was a guy who tried to walk up at Hollywood and Vine to get a table.

Him: "Hey this looks cool, can we be put on your list?"
Host: "for a table?" Guy shakes head yes.
Host: "No sir I'm sorry we are reservations only."
Guy walks away shaking head saying, "That's just crazy you can't walk up to any of these restaurants......"

 

[sharadoc]

I posted this on another thread, but I think it's appropriate to post here now.

~~~

My late Grandmother (rest her soul), she never liked to waste ANYTHING. My parents, sister, myself, and my best friend took a trip with HER....and my Grandpa---Grandma and Grandpa weren't even married anymore! Been divorced since before I was born.

Fast forward to that night. Grandma slept in the same room as myself and my BFF. Because we had to make sure she and Grandpa were separated because, as I mentioned before, they were long divorced. The way that she ended up coming on this trip with us is a WHOLE other story in itself!

Well I am closing my eyes and I hear a little munching sound. I look up and Grandma is by the tv. I say "What in the world are you doing?"

"Eating this piece of bacon, I didn't want it to go to waste!"



Bless her heart. I miss her so much. We have such great stories and I know that she knows we tell them to remember her. I'm sure that she giggles up in Heaven.

Now it's become a tradition on every single Disney trip. SOMEONE always ends up doing the bacon prank! Back in '09 I got my DH on a VERY full Disney bus, after a long day at DHS. "Oh honey, do you want this piece of bacon I saved from breakfast this morning?"....quite loudly actually. Oh the LOOKS we receive!! So if anyone ever sees someone offer up a piece of bacon to someone else in their party, my family is involved. Say hello!!

It's also a tradition not reserved for just Disney....my dad did this to me at the mall one day after having breakfast at Waffle House. LOL

LOVE this bacon story. My DH and I have that with a bag of peanuts from our honeymoon flight to Hawaii - FROM 1987 That thing is now just a glob of something inside that bag, but when you least expect it, you could get hit with a "Would you Like a Snack?" and presentation of the peanuts!

You've inspired me to bring it on our trip in November. It will be our 24th anniversary. I'm not sure if I should hit him in a restaurant or in the room! (with the peanuts, I mean, LOL).

Love your Grandma. I miss mine too!

 

[ksass]

This isn't a quote we heard, but something we still giggle about once in a while...

Several years ago we were at EP walking around and saw a large extended family that was clearly from another country. What really caught our attention was the very elderly DGMA or maybe great grandma who was wearing an oversized t-shirt that in VERY large letters said F*** YOU! Athough we couldn't stop the giggles we did feel bad that it must have been one really evil prank that some t-shirt shop guy pulled on her! We figured she probably thought is said "Welcome to Disney World" because she looked utterly confused as to why everyone kept looking at her! Poor thing!!

 

[mjohnson96]

I took DD in 2008 and somehow they upgraded our tickets to Waterpark/Park Hoppers. I decided to take DD to TL one day since she loves to swim. As we are walking down the path she turns to me and asks "Mom is there a Pool here?" Everyone around us starts to snicker .

We happen to be at the area where there is the lookout so I lead up up the stairs and tell her to take a look and let me know if she sees a pool. I have never seen a kid's eyes get that big before. That moment was worth walking around on my just healed broken leg for 5 days.


Other than that I just love this thread

Been hard to not burst out laughing on the conference calls though

 

[ksass]

This isn't a quote we heard, but something we still giggle about once in a while...

Several years ago we were at EP walking around and saw a large extended family that was clearly from another country. What really caught our attention was the very elderly DGMA or maybe great grandma who was wearing an oversized t-shirt that in VERY large letters said F*** YOU! Athough we couldn't stop the giggles we did feel bad that it must have been one really evil prank that some t-shirt shop guy pulled on her! We figured she probably thought is said "Welcome to Disney World" because she looked utterly confused as to why everyone kept looking at her! Poor thing!!

I should probably clarify that she also had a sweatshirt tied around her waist, so probably didn't enter the park with that showing....Wonder if anyone ever had the guts to go up and tell her to cover it back up???

 

[motherofallfans]

Walking past the American pavilion in EPCOT, DH overhear two ladies reading the sign about the American Adventure show.

"Starring Ben Franklin and Mark Twain, I didn't know Mark Twain was still alive?" I guess she thought Benjamin Franklin was alive but wasn't sure about Mark Twain

If you've made it all the way through this thread, it's been a while since this was posted but it's the one that made me laugh the hardest.

 

[buffettgirl]

O.k. after our trip I have one to add......

While we were waiting in line for Caribbean Beach Resort at Epcot, this older retired gentleman and his lovely wife were visiting with my boys. Eventually the gentleman asked us where we were staying to which my oldest (8) looks at me like this guy's an alien. I mention that we are staying at Caribbean Beach and the man says, "ReALLY??? We are too." He then stares off for a minute and says, "You know I meet a lot of people in these lines that are staying at Caribbean Beach. It must be really popular."

Dad? Dad? Is that you? ROFL. My father, God love him, said something similar last trip. We're staying at Shades of Green and we get off the bus at TTC and he looks at my husband, who inevitably is wearing some sort of baseball cap with some sort of Army logo on the hat and a t-shirt with other army junk on it, and he says "Did you notice how many other people on that bus had Army shirts and hats on too?"

 

[motherofallfans]

the link to this video was just posted by ember on the community board last night:
http://www.youtube.com/user/flippyshark#p/a/u/0/l16hhxispxa
very appropriate to your post!

this is worth watching; tears were streaming down my face.

 

[pktbMouse]

My husband's niece got a Buzz Lightyear action figure for Christmas. My father-in-law asked her what her new toy was called, and she told him Buzz Lightyear, and he said, "Oh, Bud Light Year."

Oh that was my little boy last year...he took to calling Buzz Lightyear "Bud Light eer"
we were walking by a shop and he started shouting...Mommy..I want a Bud Lite...wanna bud light eer... you should have seen the looks we got!!

 

[chartle]

this is worth watching; tears were streaming down my face.

It appears to be gone.

 

[umichigan10]

one time on line for the train at MK, a guy infront of us said to his family, "we'll get off the train at future world."
1. its tomorrowland not future world
2. the train doesnt stop there

another was when walking by down sunset boulevard, a guy pulled over to the side and said while looking at a map, "now where's the tower of terror?"

 

[Sean O]

Walking through the Oasis at DAK:
"It's Tough to be a Bag??"
"Bug, not bag."
"Ohh, that makes more sense."

 

[Robo]

It appears to be gone.

It's still there, but the link got mangled in the quote.

HERE is the correct link.

 

[Rhonna]

agree ... though I think it is Bill Engvall who does the "Here's your sign" jokes


Jeff Foxworth does the "You might be a redneck jokes" ... which of course could translate to "You might want to read the Disboards"

such as .....

"If it was only after you checked in that you realized that there was more than one theme park to Disney World .... you might want to read the Disboards"

"If you thought you could walk up and get a table no problem without a reservation to Le Cellier .... you might want to read the Disboards"

I thought of that a few hours after I posted and was second guessing myself. Thanks for the clarification! Love both of them.

 

[lovebug33]

This didn't happen at Disney World, but it happened today. We have been given a grant a trip to Orlando for a training and two days at Disney are included. So, of course everybody's talking to me because we are going in April. My boss looked at me today and said, "I think we should go to Disney World on Friday." I said, "Honey, do you realize there are 4 parks in Disney?" And she said, "No sh!t! How can we see that in 2 days?" I'm not sure where she thought we were going on Monday!

 

[AliceinMaryland]

Ok sorry for this, it's funny, but it didn't happen at DW.

My father was at a home improvement store and he had a sudden urge to go to the bathroom. The BR was at the front of the store, it's door faced out into the room by the cash registers, and there were no stalls, just like a regular bathroom at home. In a hurry to get in and do what he had to, he forgot to lock the door........ A little boy opened the door and saw him sitting there and said "you gotta go poop, ain'tcha???" He hobbled over holding his pants up and holding his gut from laughing and shut the door and now I think he tells everyone he knows.

 

[Jedana]

passing by a family on Main Street in MK, I heard the father to his son say, "but first we have to suffer through it's a small world for your mother..."

made me giggle

Ah, you've run into my family, I see.

 

[Amy162]

Not really related to the parks, but the funniest thing I ever heard at the parks was when we were waiting to meet Capt. Hook outside of the taco place in MK. A mom/daughter walk out of the taco restaurant and I hear daughter say to mom "all that money you spent on those new teeth and you can't eat a taco?!?!" I still laugh every time I think of it!

 

[Cherinva]

This is a great thread....been interesting reading all morning...thanks for the laughs.

I'll have to see if I hear anything funny on my trip next month.