We aren't into sports at all either....I can understand your frustration! LOL
Each of the moderate resorts has something different going for it.....each theme is fairly well articulated (I tend to think CBR is the least well done...though I like it there too!). The rooms at CBR are larger than the other moderate resorts, but you can get a trundle bed to sleep 5 at POR....so that's a consideration depending on your space needs (or if you have kids who are picky about who sleeps with whom). Though all the moderate rooms feel significantly larger than the All Star rooms...having recently stayed at ASMo for the first time, the rooms seemed miniscule to me (granted, last place I stayed before that, not counting a Hampton Inn when we were moving, was a 1br at OKW....and those are the size of my current 2br apartment!).
I think CSR has the best playground. My kids liked the CBR pool best...though my 8yo ds is pirate obsessed, so we know what the appeal is there. I think the slide is probably best at CSR. I'm not counting POFQ since it is closed right now and its the only moderate we haven't personally tried. I look forward to it though...eventually. The dragon tongue slide looks really cool! The landscaping at POR will absolutely blow you away if you are a landscaping sort of person. Its also kind of nice to have 2 different theme options with the Aligator Bayou and the Mansion areas.
Also, depending on your likes/dislikes, the view of Pop Century from CBR may be either a plus or a minus..... (I tend to shudder every time I see the place...though I know others find it interesting).
As far as food...the best food is at CSR. Definitely stop by the Maya Grill for their breakfast buffet...its one of the best on property with a few more unique selections. I found ordering and getting food at the Pepper Market rather time consuming and frustrating (stand in line at one place, then stand in line at another...make sure you get the card stamped...ugh!) but the food was very good. Otherwise I find the food courts just "okay" and expensive....and yes, the Pepper Market is included in the expensive category! We have not tried the new sit down restaurant at CBR, but had breakfast at Boatwrights at POR. It was good, but nothing all that special...though our opinion may be swayed by the very mediocre service we got there.
So, anyway...I really love the moderates. I'm sure you'll enjoy whichever one you pick.