Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Beca]

Travolta even offers a solution to what he calls the "very valid issue" of global warming: "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities."

Is he really this (allegedly) dumb?

Yes, I think he probably IS that dumb. Although, I imagine L. Ron had some interesting theories on colonization of other planets, especially since Xenu had been kicked off of one. The thought that we could have the feasible technology to colonize a planet or "dome city" before we could just clean up emissions on the one we have is ludicrous!!!

It would be interesting to know if John and Tom actually BELIEVE the crap they spout, or if blackmail over sexual preference is just VERY strong?

Either way, they're just plain nuts!!!

 

[Nancy]

OMG...that is hysterical...come on all you geniuses on this thread..I would love to see Tommy's face and body on those ROMPER STOMPERS....

If I knew anything about cutting/pasting/copying and being creative I would do it but I am NOT.....anybody.....???

Not the greatest cause I couldn't get the bands right so it looked like he was holding them.

 

[momrek06]

Not the greatest cause I couldn't get the bands right so it looked like he was holding them.

OMG, NANCY

 

[Daxx]

OMG, Nancy -- I am doubled over in pain from the hysterics!!!! This is allegedly the best photo by far!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! Now my family thinks I am insane and are demanding an explanation!!!!

 

[my4kids]

Not the greatest cause I couldn't get the bands right so it looked like he was holding them.

Nancy!!!!!!!!!!!


My sides hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's looking all smug with his shades at night, and his mullet ala 80's. Wearing a suit to a FOOTBALL GAME!!!!!!!!! (well, because, you know, when you are on the level of a Christ, you can't wear a Redskins jersey. )
And all the while he is hobbling on his ROMPER STOMPERS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nancy]

I wish I could have got the bands up to his hands...something to play around with tonight after DH leaves for work!

 

[Just Jan]

Tom Looks like a stuffed sausage in that suit. I'll bet he's wearing a bullet proof vest.

I got an e-mail from my cousin this morning. We were just catching up on things. She said her sister's boyfriend is doing a big job now (I think he works costuction, though not sure). "He is working on Tom Cruise's place" . I do'nt know where this job is as they live in Southeastern MA also.
I said to tell him that under no circumstances should he drink the kool-aid if offered. Should I say alleged kooll-aid?
I will update when I know more.

 

[Heidict]

Tom Looks like a stuffed sausage in that suit. I'll bet he's wearing a bullet proof vest.

I got an e-mail from my cousin this morning. We were just catching up on things. She said her sister's boyfriend is doing a big job now (I think he works costuction, though not sure). "He is working on Tom Cruise's place" . I do'nt know where this job is as they live in Southeastern MA also.
I said to tell him that under no circumstances should he drink the kool-aid if offered. Should I say alleged kooll-aid?
I will update when I know more.

Scary!! Maybe he should wear a tin foil hat or something to the job that way their Xenu powers can't get into his brain!!

 

[jillyjoey]

A little slow -- but makes a point.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=749gaZi2eYo


DD(4) loves this -- she is a little off --- I also like the one titled "Tom & Katie's Baby Shower" ----------------------- it's a scene from Rosemary's baby

 

[Nancy]

A little slow -- but makes a point.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=749gaZi2eYo


DD(4) loves this -- she is a little off --- I also like the one titled "Tom & Katie's Baby Shower" ----------------------- it's a scene from Rosemary's baby

The revenge one was pretty good. Didn't find the baby shower one yet.

 

[jillyjoey]

The revenge one was pretty good. Didn't find the baby shower one yet.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wE_RCfGgvQ

 

[Heidict]

OMG, you guys have to see the Baby Suri Doll one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_gcQuYST0&mode=related&search=

 

[jillyjoey]

OMG, you guys have to see the Baby Suri Doll one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_gcQuYST0&mode=related&search=

 

[CathrynRose]

OMG! Look how much Ive MISSED!!

I have to tell you, Im at work and we are crazy crazy slammed - just nuts. And I, being the dedicated NONScientologist I am, still had to peek in here....

So, Im not kidding, I think I did something to my chest, cuz it hurts SO bad from laughing, but NOT laughing out loud...cuz as slammed as we are, theres no reason to be laughing. I almost hurt something AGAIN, when I saw what the picture was named.... Tom Cruisers...LOLOLOLOL!

And I sure as heck can make the strings.... nice romper-stomper placement... I couldnt do that, but stringS??? You bet'cha:

 

[CathrynRose]

I must be really tired this morning...I'm thinking "drinking SCREWDRIVERS? How does that make any sense?".

An hour later.....Oohhhhhh....you mean the ORANGE JUICE kind!!!

Sorry...back to your regulary scheduled Suri comparison....

hey - I thought she meant regular screwdrivers and it still made sense to me... I'd rather swallow craftsman screwdrivers then spend time with Tom!!!

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!! (remember those? your kindergarten teacher made them out of coffee cans and strings for you to tie on and walk around, and all the kids faught over the use of the 2 pairs in the classroom?) He is like a foot taller than her! Are they walking along bleachers and she is like 2 steps below him?

HOLY COW! LOLOLOLOLOLO!

We were driving in NYC yesterday when my DH drove past this HUGE Scientology Center. This place looked like its own Broadway Theater with an office tower up top.


And yes, after we drove away I thought of this thread and knew I just had to join in.

Super glad you joined in, but PICTURES!!!! PICTURES!!!!!!!!

This has to allegedly be the funniest thing someone's said about Tommy here lately!!!!!!!

Yep, good old Romper Stompers Cruise straps 'em on when he wants to feel like the manly man and be taller than *anyone* else for a change!

OMGOODNESSSSS! I totally agree. Rompin' Stompin; Tom!!!

Did anyone see the small item in In Touch about Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett? It's the issue with Tom & Katie on the cover "Katie Looks Pregnant Again".

To be a fly on that wall. The plot thickens....

Interesting theory!!! For real!!!

OMG, and you didn't get PICTURES!!!!

You have to learn to take one for the team.

(see above!!!! )

Not the greatest cause I couldn't get the bands right so it looked like he was holding them.

That picture is allegedly SO WONDERFUL AND AMAZING!!!

 

[my4kids]

OMG! Look how much Ive MISSED!!

I have to tell you, Im at work and we are crazy crazy slammed - just nuts. And I, being the dedicated NONScientologist I am, still had to peek in here....

So, Im not kidding, I think I did something to my chest, cuz it hurts SO bad from laughing, but NOT laughing out loud...cuz as slammed as we are, theres no reason to be laughing. I almost hurt something AGAIN, when I saw what the picture was named.... Tom Cruisers...LOLOLOLOL!

And I sure as heck can make the strings.... nice romper-stomper placement... I couldnt do that, but stringS??? You bet'cha:

Perfect!
Love love love the strings!!!!
I gotta get me a pair'a dem "Tom Cruisers"!

 

[FINFAN]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME!
CathrynRose...the perfect finishing touch to the genious of "Tom Cruisers"...and the Baby Suri Doll on YouTube...I think Bill Maher has been following this thread! Hysterical!
I needed this today you guys...I remember in college when all my friends thought I was the crazy one 'cause I couldn't stand TC...who's crazy now!


Pam

 

[SplshMtn99]

LOVE the Romper Stomper picture. That's worthy of going in your signature. lol

 

[rhanditresmom]

All I want for Christmas is a pair of "Tom Cruisers"! Please, Santa.....PLEEEEEZE!!!!

 

[Nancy]

OMG! Look how much Ive MISSED!!

I have to tell you, Im at work and we are crazy crazy slammed - just nuts. And I, being the dedicated NONScientologist I am, still had to peek in here....

So, Im not kidding, I think I did something to my chest, cuz it hurts SO bad from laughing, but NOT laughing out loud...cuz as slammed as we are, theres no reason to be laughing. I almost hurt something AGAIN, when I saw what the picture was named.... Tom Cruisers...LOLOLOLOL!

And I sure as heck can make the strings.... nice romper-stomper placement... I couldnt do that, but stringS??? You bet'cha:

PERFECT!