Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CindyCan]

Heck, I'd be drinking screwdrivers, cause all the koolaid in the world couldn't make me spend any time with him

I must be really tired this morning...I'm thinking "drinking SCREWDRIVERS? How does that make any sense?".

An hour later.....Oohhhhhh....you mean the ORANGE JUICE kind!!!

Sorry...back to your regulary scheduled Suri comparison....

 

[rhanditresmom]

Well, here's a pic of Nicole and the kids. I guess she does get to spend time with them.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20033237,00.html

She kinda needs to lay off the Botox, doncha think? Or maybe I'm just crazy.

 

[my4kids]

Well, here's a pic of Nicole and the kids. I guess she does get to spend time with them.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20033237,00.html

She kinda needs to lay off the Botox, doncha think? Or maybe I'm just crazy.

I guess I'm synical, but when I see this stuff, I feel like Tom is reading this thread and saying to his people "get Nicole on the phone and tell her she needs to do a photo op with the kids - OR ELSE!- they are catching on to us"
I mean -why would Nicole take the time to go to the kids choice awards?

Also, in this picture it looks like Bella is taking posture lessons from Kat(i)e.

ALLEDGEDLY of course.

 

[my4kids]

Putting them up together

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!! (remember those? your kindergarten teacher made them out of coffee cans and strings for you to tie on and walk around, and all the kids faught over the use of the 2 pairs in the classroom?) He is like a foot taller than her! Are they walking along bleachers and she is like 2 steps below him?

 

[rhanditresmom]

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!! (remember those? your kindergarten teacher made them out of coffee cans and strings for you to tie on and walk around, and all the kids faught over the use of the 2 pairs in the classroom?) He is like a foot taller than her! Are they walking along bleachers and she is like 2 steps below him?

Romper Stompers! That is priceless!


I think he allegedly purchased a pair of platforms and is sporting those around town.

 

[Beth76]

I guess I'm synical, but when I see this stuff, I feel like Tom is reading this thread and saying to his people "get Nicole on the phone and tell her she needs to do a photo op with the kids - OR ELSE!- they are catching on to us"

I kind of agree. They don't exactly look all warm and fuzzy in that pic. I think it's a photo op. She's in town for the kids awards show--perfect place to take her kids. She normally lives in Nashville, doesn't she? Why would she choose to live in Nashville when her kids are in LA?

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!! (remember those? your kindergarten teacher made them out of coffee cans and strings for you to tie on and walk around, and all the kids faught over the use of the 2 pairs in the classroom?) He is like a foot taller than her! Are they walking along bleachers and she is like 2 steps below him?

OK, that's funny. But I think they may be walking down steps.

 

[Nancy]

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!! (remember those? your kindergarten teacher made them out of coffee cans and strings for you to tie on and walk around, and all the kids faught over the use of the 2 pairs in the classroom?) He is like a foot taller than her! Are they walking along bleachers and she is like 2 steps below him?

Yes, they are on bleachers and Katie is a few steps below him. Do you notice how Tom is smiling into the cameras? It seems as though he spots them all the time and makes sure he poses? I'm guessing he told Katie (allegedly) to smile and put on a happy face because in other pictures where Tom is not aware of the cameras she looks miserable (allegedly).

 

[Nancy]

I guess I'm synical, but when I see this stuff, I feel like Tom is reading this thread and saying to his people "get Nicole on the phone and tell her she needs to do a photo op with the kids - OR ELSE!- they are catching on to us"
I mean -why would Nicole take the time to go to the kids choice awards?

Also, in this picture it looks like Bella is taking posture lessons from Kat(i)e.

ALLEDGEDLY of course.

Nicole did win an award there for Happy Feet so I'm guessing she was there for that BUT that Tom made sure there was a photo op too. The kikds don't seem real thrilled being there do they?

And not sure about botox, but thsoe lips on her looked a bit plumped up don't they? My DH used to think she was gorgeous, now everytime he sees a picture of her he says "could she cake on the makeup anymore?"
I'll have to show him this one.

 

[my4kids]

Nicole did win an award there for Happy Feet so I'm guessing she was there for that BUT that Tom made sure there was a photo op too. The kikds don't seem real thrilled being there do they?

And not sure about botox, but thsoe lips on her looked a bit plumped up don't they? My DH used to think she was gorgeous, now everytime he sees a picture of her he says "could she cake on the makeup anymore?"
I'll have to show him this one.

well she's definately past the "Tom Cruise acceptable age limit". Kat(i)e's got about 10 years left on her sentence (I mean marriage) with him, then he will find someone that is 28 to marry again. Just think there is some unlucky 18 year old walking around right now that has no idea what her future holds.

 

[Eeyore'sthebest]

Alright I've lurked off and on since about page 50 but you folks definitely have had an effect on me. We were driving in NYC yesterday when my DH drove past this HUGE Scientology Center. This place looked like its own Broadway Theater with an office tower up top.

My only thought, drive faster - get us away - quick!!
Oh and of course I was on the look out for TomKat. Sorry, no sightings. In fact, no one was around. Do these people go to "church" on Sundays?? I guess it wasn't Palm Sunday to them.

And yes, after we drove away I thought of this thread and knew I just had to join in.

 

[Daxx]

OK - what the ___ is Tom walking on in this picture????? Romper Stompers???!!!

This has to allegedly be the funniest thing someone's said about Tommy here lately!!!!!!!

Yep, good old Romper Stompers Cruise straps 'em on when he wants to feel like the manly man and be taller than *anyone* else for a change!

 

[CindyCan]

Did anyone see the small item in In Touch about Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett? It's the issue with Tom & Katie on the cover "Katie Looks Pregnant Again".

According to the article, Penelope & Josh went out to dinner together. The 1st restaurant they went to couldn't give them a private room, so they left for another place that did. The article alludes to a romance, but I'm thinking Josh is asking Penelope for info/help in trying to get his baby away from the (alleged) psycho!

Or, since Penelope got to stay "close" to Tom & was one of the first to see the baby, maybe he's asking for details ("could she be mine?). Or, better yet, Penelope smuggled out a hair & Josh is going to get a DNA test!

To be a fly on that wall. The plot thickens....

 

[momrek06]

Well, here's a pic of Nicole and the kids. I guess she does get to spend time with them.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20033237,00.html

She kinda needs to lay off the Botox, doncha think? Or maybe I'm just crazy.

That pic of Nic is

Yes, I saw on one of those E entertainment shows that she won an award for Happy Feet.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Alright I've lurked off and on since about page 50 but you folks definitely have had an effect on me. We were driving in NYC yesterday when my DH drove past this HUGE Scientology Center. This place looked like its own Broadway Theater with an office tower up top.

My only thought, drive faster - get us away - quick!!
Oh and of course I was on the look out for TomKat. Sorry, no sightings. In fact, no one was around. Do these people go to "church" on Sundays?? I guess it wasn't Palm Sunday to them.

And yes, after we drove away I thought of this thread and knew I just had to join in.

OMG, and you didn't get PICTURES!!!!

You have to learn to take one for the team.

 

[SplshMtn99]

Did anyone see the small item in In Touch about Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett? It's the issue with Tom & Katie on the cover "Katie Looks Pregnant Again".

According to the article, Penelope & Josh went out to dinner together. The 1st restaurant they went to couldn't give them a private room, so they left for another place that did. The article alludes to a romance, but I'm thinking Josh is asking Penelope for info/help in trying to get his baby away from the (alleged) psycho!

Or, since Penelope got to stay "close" to Tom & was one of the first to see the baby, maybe he's asking for details ("could she be mine?). Or, better yet, Penelope smuggled out a hair & Josh is going to get a DNA test!
To be a fly on that wall. The plot thickens....

Are you a fan of Brothers & Sisters too?

I like how you think by the way. Very interesting development.

 

[Nancy]

Anyone see the newest photo of them in the new People magazine? She is towering over him by at least a foot. He has his arm around her waist and he has to reach up to get it. What a cute little amazing munchkin he is.

Sure is a big difference than the wedding/prom pose picture where she was all scooched down!

well she's definately past the "Tom Cruise acceptable age limit". Kat(i)e's got about 10 years left on her sentence (I mean marriage) with him, then he will find someone that is 28 to marry again. Just think there is some unlucky 18 year old walking around right now that has no idea what her future holds.

AHHHHH-------------------> (me running screaming out of the room!)

My 2 oldest daughters are now almost 19 and 17 1/2...I will make sure they stay FAR away from any Scientology centers.

Alright I've lurked off and on since about page 50 but you folks definitely have had an effect on me. We were driving in NYC yesterday when my DH drove past this HUGE Scientology Center. This place looked like its own Broadway Theater with an office tower up top.

My only thought, drive faster - get us away - quick!!
Oh and of course I was on the look out for TomKat. Sorry, no sightings. In fact, no one was around. Do these people go to "church" on Sundays?? I guess it wasn't Palm Sunday to them.

And yes, after we drove away I thought of this thread and knew I just had to join in.

See, we get you sucked in without auditing and koolaid.

Did anyone see the small item in In Touch about Penelope Cruz & Josh Hartnett? It's the issue with Tom & Katie on the cover "Katie Looks Pregnant Again".

According to the article, Penelope & Josh went out to dinner together. The 1st restaurant they went to couldn't give them a private room, so they left for another place that did. The article alludes to a romance, but I'm thinking Josh is asking Penelope for info/help in trying to get his baby away from the (alleged) psycho!

Or, since Penelope got to stay "close" to Tom & was one of the first to see the baby, maybe he's asking for details ("could she be mine?). Or, better yet, Penelope smuggled out a hair & Josh is going to get a DNA test!

To be a fly on that wall. The plot thickens....

I read that article and must have missed that whole connection, makes a person go HHHHHMMMMMMM.

 

[my4kids]

ROMPER STOMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, that's what ole Tommy Boy is using!

 

[momrek06]

ROMPER STOMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, that's what ole Tommy Boy is using!

OMG...that is hysterical...come on all you geniuses on this thread..I would love to see Tommy's face and body on those ROMPER STOMPERS....

If I knew anything about cutting/pasting/copying and being creative I would do it but I am NOT.....anybody.....???

 

[Evil Genius]

I have been reading this thread with much amusement for a while. I found this today and felt I had to share with you all. This from MSN

"For a guy who parks his jets in the driveway of his massive Florida compound, John Travolta sure isn't shy about expressing his opinion on protecting the Earth. While stumping for the inexplicably successful "Wild Hogs" last week in London, he told reporters "everyone can do their bit" to lessen their impact on the environment, according to the London Daily Mail. At least the "Dianetics"-devoted gourmand, who zoomed down the red carpet at the London premiere on a Harley, acknowledges that he's "probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets," although he's quick to point out that he uses the pollution-emitting aircraft "as a business tool." Travolta even offers a solution to what he calls the "very valid issue" of global warming: "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities."

Is he really this (allegedly) dumb?

And by the way the pictures of his son Jett, made me cry.

 

[CindyCan]

Are you a fan of Brothers & Sisters too?

I like how you think by the way. Very interesting development.

No, I'm not: should I be? I'm a fan of Lost...does that count?

I'm wondering if Penelope has had a call yet: "Stop fraternizing with the (alleged) enemy!".