Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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Daxx said:
Here's a photo of Tom and Kat(i)e at the Redskins football game. She doesn't look so happy, excited, amazing, etc. to me. What do you think!? She almost looks like the wax dummy from Madame Toussards to me! I bet if you remove her sunglasses, her eyes might be glowing. Something about her is not right in this photo. She looks like her spirit's been broken. What happened to the smiley, happy, "I've Got Tom Cruise!" Kat(i)e we've seen all over the media?! Maybe life w/Tom isn't the dream she thought it would be. Sad.
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Dan Snyder has just purchased the cruise family. Tom is still in la la land, and Kat has already understood that Dan controls everything from now on. Life is now a business venture. Sunglasses at night? What's that about?
 
Daxx said:
I know!!!! I posted the Quiznos rats on another thread and went to delete them from photobucket. After I deleted them, I added the TomKat photo. On the post w/the rats, there's good old Tom and Katie ... so I had to go in and fix that and, I guess while doing so, the Quiznos rats popped up. Seems like I have everything in order.

I think L. Ron was messing things up from the great spaceship in the sky!!!!


It's funnier with the rats! :lmao:
 
Daxx said:
Here's a photo of Tom and Kat(i)e at the Redskins football game. She doesn't look so happy, excited, amazing, etc. to me. What do you think!? She almost looks like the wax dummy from Madame Toussards to me! I bet if you remove her sunglasses, her eyes might be glowing. Something about her is not right in this photo. She looks like her spirit's been broken. What happened to the smiley, happy, "I've Got Tom Cruise!" Kat(i)e we've seen all over the media?! Maybe life w/Tom isn't the dream she thought it would be. Sad.
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What kind of freak wears a suit and tie to a football game!? :confused3 Oh... nevermind. :blush:
 
DiszyDeanette said:
What kind of freak wears a suit and tie to a football game!? :confused3 Oh... nevermind. :blush:

what an alleged nutjob. it is amazing how allegedly freakish he is....
 

Nancy said:
No picture!

There was a picture on the Adelphia home page, she wasn't looking too happy in that one. And what is with the sunglasses???? Is that what they use to protect them from negative engrams?


Yeah the sunglasses? - It was an evening game, ws it not? - Weird. hers are HUGE so that she can hide how miserable she is. Sad.
 
DiszyDeanette said:
What kind of freak wears a suit and tie to a football game!? :confused3 Oh... nevermind. :blush:


:lmao:

When I first looked at it, I though they were dressed for a funeral.
Maybe they were burying their dignity?
 
Here are 2 recent articles. The first is about how Vanity Fair kept everything under wraps. And didn't Katie say in the article that "they weren't trying to hide anything"?

The second one is how they escaped the paparazzi while leaving a restaurant on the weekend. What happened to the couch-jumping, make-out-wherever-we-go, press-conference-to-announce-a-pimple, couple go? Now they're HIDING from the press? Are they, maybe, afraid of what questions will get tossed out?

-How old is Suri, really?
-Did you know "Suri" also means "pickpocket"?
-Who's the baby's daddy?
-What brand of beachball works best?
-Where is the baby? Did you have to return her to get your deposit back?

I'm sure there are funnier ones...that's just a start!!



And Now, Tom Will Reveal...

Cruise's Paparazzi Rescue

And Now, Tom Will Reveal How It Was All Done...
12/09/2006 8:34:00 AM
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How did Tom and Katie keep Suri hidden? Sneaky tricks!

by Ryan Porter
And Now, Tom Will Reveal How It Was All Done...

Like the final scene in a great detective drama, word is coming out about the great lengths that Tom Cruise, his girlfriend/zombie bride Katie Holmes and the foot soldiers at Vanity Fair went to in an attempt to keep Suri out of the public eye until the grand unveiling could occur on their own terms.

Credit is being held up on a silver platter to Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, who concocted the security strategy behind the unveiling. The magazine's staff were prohibited from seeing the photos ahead of time and a squad of private security guards were hired to guard the magazine when it was printed. The issue is out in the states but has yet to hit Canada. But Graydon did not stop there. As the magazine was shipped, a sheet of paper was laid on top of the covers to prevent peeping eyes-or inquiring minds.

The vice-president of the magazine's marketing group, Joe Bertolino, said one scrappy little weekly mag was caught at a distribution point, but he wouldn't say which one, only dropping the clue that it wasn't owned by a "reputable" magazine company. Perhaps American Media Inc., who own Star, the National Enquirer and Weekly World News, who broke the story about the discovery of the Titanic's sister ship frozen in an iceberg?

The National Enquirer had described the photo a full four days before the photo came out, saying, "The baby has a mop of dark hair and strongly resembles Katie. No resemblance to Tom is immediately apparent." She looks like a baby to me, and I don't think Tom or Katie look like babies, so it's a tough call. But black hair and blue eyes sound like Tom to me, though blogs that have put Suri side-by-side with Katie's ex Chris Klein certainly raised my eyebrows. They both have slender eyes, but maybe the TomKitten is like a regular kitten, and still hasn't opened her eyes all the way yet.

The first photo of the five-month-old baby girl was seen when Katie Couric held up the cover of the October Vanity Fair on her first broadcast on September 5th. Keeping such a hot pic under wraps is a stunt that not even Brangelina was capable of, with their first photos of their newborn Shiloh Jolie-Pitt leaking days before the pics hit the stands in People and Hello. I'm sure Brangelina couldn't have cared less, since their priority was getting $4.1 million for charity, not making a big public show. If you want public shows, TomKat is the couple to watch. Those two still owe us a big wedding. National Enquirer reporters already have their outfits-bushes.



Cruise's paparazzi rescue
12/09/2006 4:30:00 PM
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Tom Cruise and his fiancée Katie Holmes were rescued from snap-happy paparazzi by after a night out by restaurant staff.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

(BANG) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were "rescued" from the paparazzi by considerate restaurant staff.

The couple - who recently unveiled the first pictures of their baby daughter Suri in Vanity Fair magazine - were enjoying an intimate dinner at plush eatery Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi, in Santa Monica, California, on Saturday night (09.09.06) when they were spotted by photographers.

Almost immediately the snappers had set up camp outside the restaurant, waiting for Tom and Katie to emerge so they could photograph them.

However, considerate restaurant employees came to the pair's rescue by holding up their aprons and obstructing the view of Tom and Katie as they left.

To further distract the flashing bulbs, the owner of the restaurant Giorgio Baldi even jumped in front of the paparazzi to obscure their view.
 
Daxx said:
Duh --- that's not Tom dancing ... that's him warming up his legs for some Oprah couch jumping!!!!!!

Ohhhhhh! THATS what that was! Yes!

Makes sense...... Cuz it sure wasnt dancing. :rotfl:
 
Daxx said:
I bet if you remove her sunglasses, her eyes might be glowing.
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You crack me up! :lmao:

Let us not forget who played lead in the remake of:
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My 7 year old DS was in my office when I played that video clip. I quote: "what is wrong with that man? what is he DOOO-IIIINNNNGGGG??" This from the child that has two whiter than white bread parents, and has seen them do the white man's two step on numerous occassions.

Personally, it was more along the lines of a fit of some type . . . . or maybe he had a wedgie? a bug crawling in his nether region?
 
Who watches Nip/Tuck? They introduced a new "character" last night. Scientology!!!!!! :rotfl2: :thumbsup2
 
Beth76 said:
Who watches Nip/Tuck? They introduced a new "character" last night. Scientology!!!!!! :rotfl2: :thumbsup2


Yeah I caught that too.... as soon as Kimber (sp?) said that she was "clear" I elbowed DH and we both started laughing.
 
Twingle said:
Personally, it was more along the lines of a fit of some type . . . . or maybe he had a wedgie? a bug crawling in his nether region?

Perhaps it's a Jock Itch dance? Do we have any men on here that could attest to that move "scratching" the nether regions?

I would assume auditing could get rid of such an annoying problem? Perhaps not - perhaps they teach this *jig* in auditing to get rid of that burning itch?
 
Beth76 said:
Who watches Nip/Tuck? They introduced a new "character" last night. Scientology!!!!!! :rotfl2: :thumbsup2


Saw it and thought of the Suri thread immediately. :)
 
rhanditresmom said:
what an alleged nutjob. it is amazing how allegedly freakish he is....
Excellent job of using alleged in your sentences!!!! ;)
Go to the head of the class!
 
CathrynRose said:
Perhaps it's a Jock Itch dance? Do we have any men on here that could attest to that move "scratching" the nether regions?

I would assume auditing could get rid of such an annoying problem? Perhaps not - perhaps they teach this *jig* in auditing to get rid of that burning itch?


This will probably get me banned...but maybe it was the "this is how Suri came about dance" (I changed the word I was going to use but it started with a c). Now that I put THAT picture in all your heads can we hear a big EEEEWWWWWW! :crazy:
 
Hey everybody, I can't tell you how AWESOME this book really is! It is really really great! You need to get your own copy soon!
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Sonya said:
Hey everybody, I can't tell you how AWESOME this book really is! It is really really great! You need to get your own copy soon!
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:car: :drive: <--------This is me getting away from here as quickly as I can. (I wish we had a running from the room screaming smilie!)
 
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I love the bonus Kool-Aid pack that allegedly came with the book. :teeth:
 
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