Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Poohbear123]

My gosh, THAT'S IT!!!!!!!

OT: I noticed this thread died down for like an hour while we were all off reading that article. BUT YIKES!!!

Makes Sense to me!

 

[neverenufdisney]

who cares............me I do

 

[Imzadi]

Scarborough Country on MSNBC was right now talking about this being the $6Million Dollar baby! (That Tom is hoping to get that much for a pic, outdoing Brad & Angelina.)

They said people so wanted to see Brad & Angelina's baby because technically they are 2 of the most beautiful people in the world, & we wanted to see how beautiful that baby may be (as well as her lips.)

As for Tom's baby, we just want to know if it exists and if it looks at all like TOM! (Since he's supposedly sterile.)

They also mentioned on the show that Julia Roberts also donated the money she got for the twins to an environmental charity. This was confirmed.

Britney Spears also claims to have given the money for her baby to charity, but there is no information as to where & no confirmation. Most think it went to the "Kevin Federline Charity."

 

[Sonya]

"Kevin Federline Charity."

 

[Beca]

Not their god. Their god wants to give babies honey. Good thing scientologists are immune to botulism.

Oops!! Sorry...I forgot that part!!!



Beca

 

[Planogirl]

Jeez Louise - I completely ignored all the Suri stories until now - this is some compelling, if not totally bizarre, reading.

The question is what is more bizarre; this thread or the real life situation.

 

[Nancy]

Iw as listening to something on TV, yes, listening not watching, so I have no idea what was on or who was talking but the interviewer asked about the person who said that Suri was funny looking. The gentleman answering said "well of course it was funny looking a pillow with a bottle stuck in it would be funny" (or something to that effect, I was paraphrasing) he also started mentioning wrapping up pineapples and a few other large oblong things. He says there is no baby (I think he was a reporter with one of the TV gossip channels.)

 

[Planogirl]

I sure wouldn't take some gossip rag's word for it.

Besides, I like the previous idea of the donor. John Travolta? That's cool!

 

[RadioNate]

Okay, I figured out whats going on.

See.. with Tommy Boy being infertile, he wanted to do a sneaky artificial insemination without the public knowing so they would think he was "a big man", right? Well, he decided that his best buddy would be a great donor.. John Travolta, same coloring and hair color. Told the doctor that his best buddy was stopping by to donate. Unfortunately his OTHER best buddy, Will Smith stopped by to visit, the doctor got confused.. Will being the nice guy always wanting to help....

Badaboom Badabing, 9 months later they are looking at a dark skinned baby with ears that rival an elephant and wondering what went wrong.

That is totally it. Of course that is also why they won't let Will see the baby. Both Will and Jada said they keep calling and there is always an excuse as to why they can't come over.....

 

[Planogirl]

Oh my, I misread it. Wil Smith? Why do I see a dark skinned baby with a mustache and ears that stick out now?

 

[Imzadi]

That is totally it. Of course that is also why they won't let Will see the baby. Both Will and Jada said they keep calling and there is always an excuse as to why they can't come over.....

Can you imagine?!?

Tom finally comes out & is standing in front of the gates to his home. All the papparazzi & media are screaming, "Come on Tom, let's see the baby!"

Tom, looking heartbroken, says, "The baby is no longer with us...she's gone..."

There is a terrible gasp from the media as they fear the worst, that baby Suri had been deathly ill all this time. After a long silence (long even for media people, ) someone finally pipes up, "What do you mean 'She's gone?...umm," hopefully, "do you mean Scientology aliens took her?"

Tom: "No, one of the non-English speaking servants accidently let Will & Jada Smith in to see Suri... and they took their - I mean - our - I mean - Kate's and my, err, well... the baby!

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Okay, I figured out whats going on.

See.. with Tommy Boy being infertile, he wanted to do a sneaky artificial insemination without the public knowing so they would think he was "a big man", right? Well, he decided that his best buddy would be a great donor.. John Travolta, same coloring and hair color. Told the doctor that his best buddy was stopping by to donate. Unfortunately his OTHER best buddy, Will Smith stopped by to visit, the doctor got confused.. Will being the nice guy always wanting to help....

Badaboom Badabing, 9 months later they are looking at a dark skinned baby with ears that rival an elephant and wondering what went wrong.

Obi...Obi...Obi...its BADABING BADABOOM. Not vicey vercey.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

You know, even if Tommy Boy's doc hadn't messed up and John Travolta was the donor, we would still be seeing a big breaking media blitz about it being a sham in 6 yrs when Suri officially became taller than Tom. You know.. cuz Tom is short.. and Katie is tall... and John... Travolta...is..........tall. Okay, maybe that wasn't as funny as the first one.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Obi...Obi...Obi...its BADABING BADABOOM. Not vicey vercey.

I used the official Scientology version

 

[Stitch1404]

I know I'm a little late on this one, but it has taken me awhile to catch up...you guys are hilarious! But anyway, I agree, in every picture of Katie she looks like she is silently crying out for help. It is very sad to look at, it is obvious that there is something going on.

 

[sandramaac]

Does it get much better than this?

This is a proud DIS moment for me.

When I began this thread, I never believed ever in my wildest dreams, that this is would have over 22,000 views and over 430 post to the thread.

So at this time, I would like to thank Katie, Tom and most of all baby Suri.

But, most of all, the great folks here, on our very own DIS boards.

 

[momrek06]

This is a proud DIS moment for me.

When I began this thread, I never believed ever in my wildest dreams, that this is would have over 22,000 views and over 430 post to the thread.

So at this time, I would like to thank Katie, Tom and most of all baby Suri.

AND not to mention...all in just 4 short days!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

There should be a pledge to keep this thread alive until Baby Suri sees the light of day.

How many pages per thread can the DIS handle now?

 

[momrek06]

I agree!!! This is our SURI CHALLENGE. Keep this Thread going until we all

see with our very own eyeballs that SURI is alive and well and living

in ... well that is the confusing part.........



ANYWAY...keep it going.........4 days, 22,000 views, 400+ posts and counting

YIPPEE SKIPPEE!!!!!

 

[sandramaac]

There should be a pledge to keep this thread alive until Baby Suri sees the light of day.

How many pages per thread can the DIS handle now?

We can plan all sorts of Suri events----first tooth, first smile, first solid food............now we would have to decide to plan those events by 'real birth date', or 'Cruise PR machine, spin doctor birth date.' I'm not sure which to pick--you guys decide.