Okay---WHAT is up with the bacon?
Are we talking a pack of oscar meyer from the grocery store, or like some fancified cured bacon gourmet thing?
And what is your DS's response?
it sure reminds me of an old Jeafl post!!

OMG!!
Every year my mom gets someone an OMG gift!! This year it was a psychedelic purse, the buckle clasp says Fet*ish (I went to ebay its a hip hop star Eve, with a whole line of clothes, shoes, purses with "that" name! we still LOL - DIL asked if she could put it in her works white elephant exchange!! LOL)