Oh yeah, Hillary's a real bad ***. The first bit of opposition to her 1993 healthcare plan and she disappeared. If it was that important to her, what did she do in the ensuing years?
She couldn't stand up to Bush in 2002 and she couldn't stand up to him im 2007 with the Kyle-Lieberman bill.
Btw, has anyone else taken notice she no longer talks about her "35 years of experience"? Gee, why is that? Could it be it really doesn't exist?
You didn't see this announcement?????
Clinton for President
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Clinton Announces Campaign Motto Change: Experience Needed Only When Necessary
Clinton Land, May 1, 2008 A central theme of Hillary Rodham Clintons lengthy quest for the democratic presidential nomination is that candidates should treat their campaign as if it were a job application and that her 35 years of experience on the national and international political stage make her a ready, willing, and able candidate to tackle, on day 1, the enormous economic, national security, environmental and other problems facing the United States of America.
Before a crowd of diffident unemployed factory workers in the American heartland, at a rally in front of a shuttered factory, closed 12 years ago as a result of trade agreements that she negotiated, except when she did not negotiate them, and that were signed into law by her husband, former president, William Jefferson Clinton, Clinton, with her American flag pin firmly placed in the lapel of the jacket of her trademark aquamarine designer pantsuit assured the waiting throng that although she supported trade agreements until she no longer supported them, she would single-handedly, using the tools her great, great, great, great-grandfathers carried across prairie, build a new factory and provide millions of jobs for those who wanted them. When asked by an Associated Press reporter, what experience she had in factory building, Clinton replied, actual experience is needed only when necessary.
When questioned further about this change in motto, Clinton would only note those 35 years really dont count. The years, you know, that do count are, you know, the really significant ones. Although Ive lived and currently reside in mansions and am a millionaire, several times over, it is those significant years of experience that demonstrate how well I know the average working American.
In response to questions about when the new factory would be built, Clinton stated, the factory will be completed at the same time the Holiday Gas Tax,legislation she vows to push through that will save the car-driving public anywhere from a total of $1 to $5 over the peak summer driving season (May 26 thru September 1).
Disheartened by the small savings on gasoline purchasing, the crowd visibly picked up when Clinton announced free beer, shots of whiskey, and pizza in exchange for their votes and endorsements.
I was a little unsure about her sincerity, said rally participant, Ohmadarling Clementine, a 38-year-old, white mother of two who works at
Walmart and represents a key demographic for Clinton. But when she said we would get $5 in September and then she offered the free beer and pizza, I knew she really understood my situation since shes so rich and all and does not have to pump her own gas. I hope other voters who do not see this side of Hillary will get to do so and get some free beer and pizza.
