I never was able to learn how to become intoxicated. I had kind friends that tried to teach me, but I was only able to try a few sips of beer before declaring that it tasted like piss and never trying it again. I feel I must be missing a lot by not drinking. If only the beer and alcohol companies could make their products taste like pink cotton candy(without the strange after taste and sticky fingers), I would be more than happy to become an alcoholic.
Disclaimer - I do not know what piss tastes like. I was merely using that term as an analogy for my dislike of the flavor of alcohol.
Did you know that there is some tribe that eats pyschadelic mushrooms and since the chemicals aren't broken down, they drink each others pee for another round of tripping. Mmm...
A quick story about cotton candy: When my daughter was about 4, I took her to the fair and they only had yellow cotton candy so I bought some thinking...she's going to LOVE this stuff. I brought it over to her and she started screaming bloody murder and told me she wouldn't eat it. I felt really bad and couldn't figure out what was wrong...until I remembered that as a baby, her bed was by a window that was being redone and it had yellow insulation sticking out that I found in her mouth one time. Poor little child probably had a cut up mouth. I'm a bad mom.
Not yet but you just scared me into moving my behind!
If somebody were to stand in front of the treadmill with a box of girlscout cookies, I'm sure I would run pretty darn fast trying to get to those cookies!
well you make me feel bad about sitting here playing farmville, but that doesn't mean I am getting up
I'm not getting up either. It's my day off and I was up at 4, I did a few dishes and got my kiddo off to school but now I'm laying in bed thinking that I should do something. It's 11:08 and I have sooo much to accomplish.
him. It's so funny because he cannot sing at all!
