Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[PebblesMK]

I want a picture next to my name and it won't allow me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr!

 

[diznygirl]

If everyone were treated fair, then who would we have to make fun of?

If everyone were treated the same, then men would have to go for yearly gynecological exams? How fair is that?

If everyone were treated fair, there would be no more Polish jokes.

What kind of world would that leave us in?

You are such the philosopher - it just brings tears to my eyes.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

My teacher puts a different quote up on the board each day. I shall erase tomorrows quote and i shall write a quote from walle1. His words of wisdom must be shared!

 

[My sister's princess]

I'm not going!!! Though I did get a pin yesterday! I could go for 6 days/5 nights for about 600 which includes food and parks!



Get crackin' lady! I want to see some cute little babies pop out. Wait, I don't want to see them actually POP OUT! I'd rather just see them when they're nice and clean.

I think I got a pin, but I didn't read the whole email, to busy, guess I will have to take a look...

No babies till he gets back, and he buys me a house lol



I see you all had a wonderful evening without me, I wish I had been around lol, but it was my roomie's 21st birthday, and I was encouraging him to drink excessively

 

[diznygirl]

I think I got a pin, but I didn't read the whole email, to busy, guess I will have to take a look...

No babies till he gets back, and he buys me a house lol



I see you all had a wonderful evening without me, I wish I had been around lol, but it was my roomie's 21st birthday, and I was encouraging him to drink excessively[/QUOTE]


Was he trying to get pregnant?

 

[My sister's princess]

I think I got a pin, but I didn't read the whole email, to busy, guess I will have to take a look...

No babies till he gets back, and he buys me a house lol



I see you all had a wonderful evening without me, I wish I had been around lol, but it was my roomie's 21st birthday, and I was encouraging him to drink excessively[/QUOTE]


Was he trying to get pregnant?

No no, he was learning the process, you need to practice getting drunk so you can function while intoxicated

 

[Shmily1]

I have had two cats for several years now and have never heard or smelled a fart from either of them. I'm beginning to wonder if the whole farting cat thing is just a myth.

I can honestly say that one of my 13 cats does this so bad that we have to evacuate the room! Not sure what she's eating that's different than the others, but the rotten egg smells come out quite often! She's about 6 months old and DH found her abandoned at his work.

OT here, but back to a previous topic.... if the mods get lifetime fast passes and free TURKEY LEGS, then I'm in!!! I love turkey legs and think that we should have a whole episode of the Food Networks "The best thing I ever ate..." show on turkey legs!!!

BTW, I would buy your Nickel and Dime package, but if I can't get my little princess to be right up front in front of your family in the parade, then I'm not buying it! Oh, and I don't mind running over your heels with my stroller to get her there either!!

 

[pilesoflaundry]

So you actually had an audience while being a floozy. Were they there for moral support, judging purposes, or to assist when needed?

I thought this was a family site

I didn't have any music either. It's not my fault, my mom never gave me the talk. I still got a decent mate out of it though so I guess it's ok.

I swear my youngest came from the forest. She's a little wild.

With the title change the mods are going to catch on to our ding dong and twinkie talks. Shhhhhhh

I want monorail passes too so I'm getting in line.

Cats do fart which is why I don't have any!

I think I'm caught up now. Who knew we just needed some twinkie talks to get this thread moving again. I'm not a threadkiller after all!

 

[ksumn1]

I think I got a pin, but I didn't read the whole email, to busy, guess I will have to take a look...

No babies till he gets back, and he buys me a house lol



I see you all had a wonderful evening without me, I wish I had been around lol, but it was my roomie's 21st birthday, and I was encouraging him to drink excessively

Ok, girl. You're on the "wife" track already. House first, then nooky. (Honeymoon doesn't count, gotta reel em in 1st)

As for roomie, the girl has to be drunk the first time. Alcohol usage for males is only advocated in the case of cold feet when Mommy wants another little one to cuddle. Or a break form work. And let's face it, even though you're fat and uncomfortable, maternity leave can be a nice little vacation from work. Me, I took my maternity leave a month BEFORE my due date, so I cuold nap without the interruption of a crying baby.

And Wall-E1, Lynard Skynard is the most awesome baby making music. Hank WIlliams and David Allen Coe are close seconds. I always liked a little Conway Twitty....Hello, Darlin. How you donig? It's been a long time. OR
I want a man with a slow hand...of course, when you're in a car in the burger Barn parking lot there's nothing really slow about it. That comes after you move into the single wide, and you can lock the bedroom door!!! After you drink lots of beer, of course!!

 

[ksumn1]

I thought this was a family site

Cats do fart which is why I don't have any!
I think I'm caught up now. Who knew we just needed some twinkie talks to get this thread moving again. I'm not a threadkiller after all!

Don't like cats, so I don't know if they're flatulent. I do, however, have a little mountain feist (think Jack russell on Red Bull) and she has the worst gas of any creature on this earth. She farts and then wags her tale, and she smiles at you with her tounge hanging out. I hate that dog!!

Twinkie talks are great. I love twinkie talks.

 

[Wall-E1]

No no, he was learning the process, you need to practice getting drunk so you can function while intoxicated

I never was able to learn how to become intoxicated. I had kind friends that tried to teach me, but I was only able to try a few sips of beer before declaring that it tasted like piss and never trying it again. I feel I must be missing a lot by not drinking. If only the beer and alcohol companies could make their products taste like pink cotton candy(without the strange after taste and sticky fingers), I would be more than happy to become an alcoholic.

Disclaimer - I do not know what piss tastes like. I was merely using that term as an analogy for my dislike of the flavor of alcohol.

 

[Wall-E1]

I can honestly say that one of my 13 cats does this so bad that we have to evacuate the room! Not sure what she's eating that's different than the others, but the rotten egg smells come out quite often! She's about 6 months old and DH found her abandoned at his work.

I guess I'm just lucky then. Although, my son more than makes up for the lack of farting cats. City wide evacuations have been ordered as a result of his gas leaks.

OT here, but back to a previous topic.... if the mods get lifetime fast passes and free TURKEY LEGS, then I'm in!!! I love turkey legs and think that we should have a whole episode of the Food Networks "The best thing I ever ate..." show on turkey legs!!!

I'm sorry. As a vegetarian, I cannot condone the vicious ripping of legs off of these magnificent creatures. I can however offer tofu legs.

BTW, I would buy your Nickel and Dime package, but if I can't get my little princess to be right up front in front of your family in the parade, then I'm not buying it! Oh, and I don't mind running over your heels with my stroller to get her there either!!

That's already included in my package. All you need to do is show your membership card to whichever family you choose to stand in front of. Upon seeing that you are a member, that family will be more than happy to move and make room for you to stand directly in front of them.

 

[Wall-E1]

I thought this was a family site

It is a family site...for a family of deviants.

 

[pilesoflaundry]

It is a family site...for a family of deviants.

My kind of family .

I need to go work out. If you catch me in here ask me if I worked out!

 

[Wall-E1]

And Wall-E1, Lynard Skynard is the most awesome baby making music. Hank WIlliams and David Allen Coe are close seconds. I always liked a little Conway Twitty....Hello, Darlin. How you donig? It's been a long time. OR
I want a man with a slow hand...

I would think that the theme music to Soarin' would be perfect baby making music. Couldn't you just picture me...

and my lovely lady...

having twinkies together while listening to the majestic theme music of Soarin'.


My sincerest apologies for anyone who has read this post and will never be able to ride Soarin' again.

 

[diznygirl]

Me, I took my maternity leave a month BEFORE my due date, so I cuold nap without the interruption of a crying baby.

I tried this. Last day of work Friday. Contractions started Sunday night. Monday morn I went to the hospital. I never got the pre-baby maternity leave. I'm still a little bitter as you can tell.

Then with number two I already had a little one running around so I had my MIL come help. SHE was the one taking the naps. I'm really bitter about that one.

If only the beer and alcohol companies could make their products taste like pink cotton candy(without the strange after taste and sticky fingers), I would be more than happy to become an alcoholic.

Disclaimer - I do not know what piss tastes like. I was merely using that term as an analogy for my dislike of the flavor of alcohol.

Columbia's Sangria. Go order some now. It's very yummy.

My kind of family .

I need to go work out. If you catch me in here ask me if I worked out!

Did you work out????????

 

[pilesoflaundry]

Did you work out????????

Not yet but you just scared me into moving my behind!

 

[Wall-E1]

Not yet but you just scared me into moving my behind!

Why don't you try working out by making twinkies?

 

[pilesoflaundry]

Why don't you try working out by making twinkies?

The man in charge of filling is not home. Making twinkies is a two person job!

I did my work out. It's sad I need other people to give me a kick in the rear but I'm always glad I did it afterward.

It's rainy and dreary here, how is everyone else's Friday going?

 

[My sister's princess]

The man in charge of filling is not home. Making twinkies is a two person job!

I did my work out. It's sad I need other people to give me a kick in the rear but I'm always glad I did it afterward.

It's rainy and dreary here, how is everyone else's Friday going?

well you make me feel bad about sitting here playing farmville, but that doesn't mean I am getting up