Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[WDWtraveler27]

Oh...can they speak to the trees?

Griffins are birthed from Trees. moslty pine.

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh, so it was an orgy. Do tell....but remember to keep it family friendly. These are the Disboards after all. Just replace any dirty word with Twinkie and we should be fine.

Luckily, moderators don't visit this thread. It's too boring for that kind of commitment. I bet mods just assume we're all crazy cat ladies, sitting around talking about our cats and ailments. Little do they know we're talkin' about ho ho's and their twinkies and ding dongs.

 

[Wall-E1]

Here are some other ways that babies are brought into our world...

These babies are grown on a pumpkin farm and opened each October.

With this method, the baby seeds are planted in soil and watered daily until they blossom.

This method is used for mothers that are unable to carry. The baby dust is placed in an ostrich and after the bird lays its egg, a baby emerges.

This is a result of interspecies mating between a man and a rabbit.

This birth is achieved by bees pollenating flowers with baby dust.

 

[M&N]

Where are the MODS? I just checked my subscriptions and I know I would never have subscribes to a thread about s*x! This is supposed to be a family friendly board....What has happened? Isn't someone supposed to check these threads? It is just terrible what they are allowing to be posted here now. I know people who have been banned for such talk!
I'm reporting you right now!!!

 

[PebblesMK]

Where are the MODS? I just checked my subscriptions and I know I would never have subscribes to a thread about s*x! This is supposed to be a family friendly board....What has happened? Isn't someone supposed to check these threads? It is just terrible what they are allowing to be posted here now. I know people who have been banned for such talk!
I'm reporting you right now!!!

It's a good thing my name isn't Wall-E1 if the mods do happen to stop by!!! Maybe he'll be demoted to a mousketeer and get his tags taken away! I for one would NEVER engage in such potty language. As far as the lessons in where baby coms from, he's good. I hear he's a personal friend of the stork.

 

[dbogen]

I thought babies were given to you by the stork the plucked it from the cabbage patch. Did my parent lie to me?

 

[Wall-E1]

Where are the MODS? I just checked my subscriptions and I know I would never have subscribes to a thread about s*x! This is supposed to be a family friendly board....What has happened? Isn't someone supposed to check these threads? It is just terrible what they are allowing to be posted here now. I know people who have been banned for such talk!
I'm reporting you right now!!!

I would like to say in my defense that everything I know about baby making, I have learned from watching Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. They are very family friendly when not behaving like rabbits in heat.

 

[Wall-E1]

I thought babies were given to you by the stork the plucked it from the cabbage patch. Did my parent lie to me?

Confession time -When I was very young, I believed this. I now know that there is no scientific evidence that backs this theory.

On a similar and more bizarre misconception I had when younger - I thought that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls. I believed they were one species.

 

[M&N]

Well, I am through with this place. I just heard that the mods were bribed with life long fast passes and all the turkey legs they can eat! What is this world coming to?

 

[Wall-E1]

Well, I am through with this place. I just heard that the mods were bribed with life long fast passes and all the turkey legs they can eat! What is this world coming to?

I personally gave the mods a set of monorail passes that entitle them to ride the monorails all they want, absolutely free. I had it sent to them in my old refillable mugs that they can use on their next trip.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I personally gave the mods a set of monorail passes that entitle them to ride the monorails all they want, absolutely free. I had it sent to them in my old refillable mugs that they can use on their next trip.

YAY!!! free monorail rides! XD

 

[PebblesMK]

YAY!!! free monorail rides! XD

I already signed up for the free monorail rides. WallE has a fantastic "Tourguide WallE" promotion. You get AMAZING deals when you sign up for his email list.

 

[Wall-E1]

I already signed up for the free monorail rides. WallE has a fantastic "Tourguide WallE" promotion. You get AMAZING deals when you sign up for his email list.

Here is my tour guide package for anybody that is interested...

It contains my bestseller "Nickel-and-Diming at the Mouse House". It also includes access to my website where you can get up to date information on all your Disney vacation needs, marriage counseling, and links to several trusted medical professionals in the hair restoration field. But that's not all. You also get the unlimited monorail ride pass. And if you act now, I will include an "It's my birthday" button. This button will get you a free cupcake dessert at all table service dining establishments. I know, I know, you're ready to act now. But wait. There's even more. I personally accompany you on your trip to be sure that our program is working for you. I will be at every park with you, every meal, every show... I will even stand above you and stare at you while you sleep. To top off all the wonderful gifts you will be receiving, I even ship the items in a collectible shipping box personalized with your name and shipping address. Act now and we will throw in a second membership for another member of your family absolutely free. We will just need their personal information a well.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I already signed up for the free monorail rides. WallE has a fantastic "Tourguide WallE" promotion. You get AMAZING deals when you sign up for his email list.

yay!!! like free birthday pins?!

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Here is my tour guide package for anybody that is interested...

oh posted at the same time XD

 

[Wall-E1]

I have had two cats for several years now and have never heard or smelled a fart from either of them. I'm beginning to wonder if the whole farting cat thing is just a myth.

 

[M&N]

I personally gave the mods a set of monorail passes that entitle them to ride the monorails all they want, absolutely free. I had it sent to them in my old refillable mugs that they can use on their next trip.

Well I didn't get that pin code and a friend of my exbf's mil had a DVC membership years ago and always gave me their codes. Everyone should be treated the same.
If you can't be fair, I'm not posting here any more.

 

[Wall-E1]

Well I didn't get that pin code and a friend of my exbf's mil had a DVC membership years ago and always gave me their codes. Everyone should be treated the same.
If you can't be fair, I'm not posting here any more.

If everyone were treated fair, then who would we have to make fun of?

If everyone were treated the same, then men would have to go for yearly gynecological exams? How fair is that?

If everyone were treated fair, there would be no more Polish jokes.

What kind of world would that leave us in?

 

[kimmar067]

....love, love, LOVE the new title...

 

[M&N]

If everyone were treated fair, then who would we have to make fun of?

If everyone were treated the same, then men would have to go for yearly gynecological exams? How fair is that?

If everyone were treated fair, there would be no more Polish jokes.

What kind of world would that leave us in?

Boring---that's for sure!