Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[can84]

We were just discussing deleted scenes from Magical Mystery Tour. No big.

Tho I'm glad those photos are now on a previous page. Pretty frightening.



Am I the only one NOT going to WDW any time soon?

I'm not going anytime soon either

I'm not going!!! Though I did get a pin yesterday! I could go for 6 days/5 nights for about 600 which includes food and parks!

I never get a pin either

Poor me. I think I'm going to have a pity party which may involve wine. Or whine. Whichever.

 

[can84]

Looking good Wall-E! And wow, what a whack-a-doodle you met!

Or, in my case, you meet a cute guy at the Burger barn where you work part time. You seduce him by wearing only a tank top, and cut off jean shorts as you clean the grill and skim the fryers. After a couple of weeks, you invite him to the movies and then to the local sports bar after. You and your friends sit around and drink pitchers of beer. Then you ask your new coworker to give you a ride back to your car, which you conveniently left at work. You park by the dupsters, and suggest a move to the backseat becasue the speakers are better back there to listen to your new Greenday tape. Then you let nature take its course, aided by the pitchers of beer and the wonderful, heady scent of greasy burgers and fries wafting from the garbage cans. THAT'S how you make a baby. THEN, you buy a trailer.

Oh, is that how it's done! I knew I've been doing something wrong all these years Should have had beer instead of mixed drinks

 

[pilesoflaundry]

Or, in my case, you meet a cute guy at the Burger barn where you work part time. You seduce him by wearing only a tank top, and cut off jean shorts as you clean the grill and skim the fryers. After a couple of weeks, you invite him to the movies and then to the local sports bar after. You and your friends sit around and drink pitchers of beer. Then you ask your new coworker to give you a ride back to your car, which you conveniently left at work. You park by the dupsters, and suggest a move to the backseat becasue the speakers are better back there to listen to your new Greenday tape. Then you let nature take its course, aided by the pitchers of beer and the wonderful, heady scent of greasy burgers and fries wafting from the garbage cans. THAT'S how you make a baby. THEN, you buy a trailer.

Man I did it wrong. I made 3 babies and he didn't even get me drunk first!

 

[Wall-E1]

So, from the last few posts, it seems that the key to impregnation involves a massive amount of alcohol consumption in order to choose the perfect mate.

I also must ask about audio stimulation. Is there a particular soundtrack that helps in mating? I would assume that the Burger Barn crowd would probably lean towards some Lynyrd Skynyrd - possibly Sweet Home Alabama. Me personally - I would choose "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors as my song to woo a mate. Don't ask why, as I have no explanation.

 

[PebblesMK]

So, from the last few posts, it seems that the key to impregnation involves a massive amount of alcohol consumption in order to choose the perfect mate.

I also must ask about audio stimulation. Is there a particular soundtrack that helps in mating? I would assume that the Burger Barn crowd would probably lean towards some Lynyrd Skynyrd - possibly Sweet Home Alabama. Me personally - I would choose "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors as my song to woo a mate. Don't ask why, as I have no explanation.

My soundtrack of choice were my friends in the room going "oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! Somebody's gettin' some!!". Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that.

 

[Wall-E1]

My soundtrack of choice were my friends in the room going "oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! Somebody's gettin' some!!". Maybe I shouldn't have just admitted that.

So you actually had an audience while being a floozy. Were they there for moral support, judging purposes, or to assist when needed?

 

[WDWtraveler27]

did they erase the cheating thread???

 

[Wall-E1]

did they erase the cheating thread???

What thread was that?

 

[WDWtraveler27]

What thread was that?

the one where the lady said she was cheating on her husband and she wanted someone to talk to but she didnt want it to get out. and I was the first to post DDD I posted "What the hell???!!!!!"

 

[can84]

So, from the last few posts, it seems that the key to impregnation involves a massive amount of alcohol consumption in order to choose the perfect mate.

I also must ask about audio stimulation. Is there a particular soundtrack that helps in mating? I would assume that the Burger Barn crowd would probably lean towards some Lynyrd Skynyrd - possibly Sweet Home Alabama. Me personally - I would choose "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors as my song to woo a mate. Don't ask why, as I have no explanation.

80s music is the best! But sshhh--don't tell LuLu

 

[diznygirl]

did they erase the cheating thread???

Yes, yes they did. She should come here. There's lots of good advice here.

 

[can84]

the one where the lady said she was cheating on her husband and she wanted someone to talk to but she didnt want it to get out. and I was the first to post DDD I posted "What the hell???!!!!!"

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I was looking forward to the reading the flaming!

 

[diznygirl]

I was looking forward to the reading the flaming!

Oh it was a good one too. But poor thing, nobody understood how happy being with him made her. He was probably her soul mate, and she wanted to shout it from the roof tops. Well, not exactly from the roof tops. She wanted to whisper to her friends so her husband and children wouldn't hear. Almost the same thing. But it was "love."

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Oh it was a good one too. But poor thing, nobody understood how happy being with him made her. He was probably her soul mate, and she wanted to shout it from the roof tops. Well, not exactly from the roof tops. She wanted to whisper to her friends so her husband and children wouldn't hear. Almost the same thing. But it was "love."

What the hell???!!!!




(sorry couldnt resist XD)

 

[can84]

*sigh* I miss all the good stuff while at work. Why couldn't this have been posted a month ago?

 

[Wall-E1]

Is there any truth to the stories that some babies come from the forest?

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Is there any truth to the stories that some babies come from the forest?

yes. those are raised my Griffins.

 

[PebblesMK]

So you actually had an audience while being a floozy. Were they there for moral support, judging purposes, or to assist when needed?

They were there because it was their dorm too and we were all a "little" tipsy and they were doing the same thing!

the one where the lady said she was cheating on her husband and she wanted someone to talk to but she didnt want it to get out. and I was the first to post DDD I posted "What the hell???!!!!!"

What's so wrong with cheating on your husband? I have a husband (he isn't mine though!)

Yes, yes they did. She should come here. There's lots of good advice here.

We are some of the best advice givers, aren't we?

Is there any truth to the stories that some babies come from the forest?

I do believe so, want to see a picture of my sister, the forest nymph?

 

[Wall-E1]

yes. those are raised my Griffins.

Oh...can they speak to the trees?