News Flash! I bought some non-mom jeans!!!

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm not leaving 'til I get The Butt!!!

That sounds so dirty!!!

 

[luvmydogs]

That sounds so dirty!!!

Ah, I see you've been reading some of my 'other' posts...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ah, I see you've been reading some of my 'other' posts...

"Other" is right!

 

[bigmerle1966]

What about pooh-sized people? You certainly can't expect them to wear low slung jeans and tight, short little shirts!

As a Pooh-sized person, oh he!! no. I tried on a pair of low waisted pants at Lane Bryant in a size bigger than I wear and couldn't get them even close to zipped. Besides I don't want to frighten small children.

 

[bigmerle1966]

I know I am going to regret this but, what is camel toe?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm the one who explains snarky, Brairmom explains camel toe, I'm not talking about what luvmydogs explains... Certains things have to be explained in PMs

 

[bigmerle1966]

I'm the one who explains snarky, Brairmom explains camel toe, I'm not talking about what luvmydogs explains... Certains things have to be explained in PMs

I would say so, I think I'm gonna pee myself.

 

[Briarmom]

I'm the one who explains snarky, Brairmom explains camel toe, I'm not talking about what luvmydogs explains... Certains things have to be explained in PMs

As you can see from Merle's post below yours, she has received one of my PMs.
Now, I want to know what luvmydogs explains. I am her Manolo sistah!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Between this thread and the one about marshmallow peeps that has degenerated into peep prostitution I haven't laughed this much in weeks.

 

[Briarmom]

Brairmom explains camel toe

I hope this does not result in a tag for me.

 

[Briarmom]

luvmydogs!
You have gone up a notch in my book.

 

[LisaNJ25]

T&B--

The underwear are a problem with the new non-mom jeans, aren't they?

For years, I've been wearing Jockey French Cuts (they are high cut in the thigh but come up around the hip bone). I think they are actually quite sexy but they look HORRIBLE sticking out of the lower-rise jeans.

So I've had to buy these hip hugger underwear and I just HATE them.

You mean I am not sapposed to roll the back of my undies down a few inches and tuck them into my jeans?

I so need to go shopping.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

You mean I am not sapposed to roll the back of my undies down a few inches and tuck them into my jeans?

I so need to go shopping.

That most certainly works for me!!!!

One more complicating factor for me is that I have nickle allergies so I have to be careful about snaps/buttons on my skin so my undies have to be over those (I know, TMI for some of you ) so that's why I was used to the mom undies to begin with.

For those of you who want to know, luvmydogs is an expert on expensive manolos shoes. And dog pee.

And I do hope that Briarmom gets a camel toe tag...

bigmerle1966, I must go read the marshmallow peep thread!

My DH doesn't understand why I read here. It really because I am in desperate need of a good laugh!

 

[kikakeko]

I have not laughed so hard in weeks. Wow...

pretty soon we will have to discuss summer clothing dos and don't

 

[goofy4tink]

Well ladies....I'm sitting here, with my undies sticking out of my non-mom jeans. I got mine at Old Navy and while I love the look, I hate the feeling that my pants are always falling down!!! Even with a belt. Then, there is that 'muffin' area above the top. Don't they make a higher waist that looks modern, with a boot cut bottom?? I hate not being able to tuck in my shirts. And now, it looks like I have to dump all my fleece. My dh is not going to be happy with all of you. Ah well...off to buy new 'un-mentionables'!!!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ah well...off to buy new 'un-mentionables'!!!!

Your DH might like that part .

 

[DisneyPhD]

Ok, just so everyone knows, I have never been able to get the camel toe joke too. I have some ideas, but that couldn't be right.

 

[kikakeko]

ok lets see if I can explain camel toe g rated...

camel toe- when a ladies jeans/pants are so tight that you can see everything she has under them.

 

[DisneyPhD]

ok lets see if I can explain camel toe g rated...

camel toe- when a ladies jeans/pants are so tight that you can see everything she has under them.

That was my guess.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

ok lets see if I can explain camel toe g rated...

camel toe- when a ladies jeans/pants are so tight that you can see everything she has under them.

Tight in "the area".