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[InfalliblexLove]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (I think it's 'cause we're batting our eyes )

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Random things to do when you are really bored:
Call someone and ask for their phone number.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Random things to do when you are really bored:
Vacuum your yard.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Way to get rid of a telemarketer:

If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to
know?" Or you can say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one seems to care
these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes
are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just
continue on with telling about your problems.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

One time my mom went to Burger King and asked for a happy meal and they were like we don't have happy meals and then she was all oh well then can I have a sad meal.
lol
True story too.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Random things to do when you are really bored:
Go to the library and get a book about books.

 

[valeriesunshine]

Exactly.
And I'm not trying to be rude, either, it's just kind of bizarre is all.

I mean on VMK, I made a guy account just as a joke, but I like never dated someone on it... o_o

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

I mean on VMK, I made a guy account just as a joke, but I like never dated someone on it... o_o

On aim I made a fake sn to mess with my friends but they knew it was me lol.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

 

[Disney Dork]

You know what I've always wanted to do but have always been too afraid to do it?

I read on this thing once....that was like "Top Ways To Really Annoy People" or something like that...that you should go into a public restroom and go into the stall like...you know....you're going to the bathroom. And then! Every time someone flushes a toilet you start cheering and clapping your hands all like "GOOD JOB!!! THAT'S AMAZING! YOU DESERVE A COOKIE!" xDDDD

Could imagine the look on people's faces if people were cheering them on in the BATHROOM?!

*adds to list of things to do before I die*

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Polar bears are left handed.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Random things to do when you are really bored:
Go to McDonald's and ask for a Whopper.

Mm. Great prank calls:

Call McDonald's and ask how much their Whoppers are. (Many times when we did this, they'd go check and come back after realizing that's BK)
Call BK and ask how much their BigMacs are *same thing*
Call McD's and ask how much salt they put on their fries because you love their food but recently you were put on a low salt diet.
Call BK and ask why their King looks so freaky. We always got funny responses. Some defensive, some agreed.
Call BK and say you have a McD's giftcard but you'd rather spend it there, at BK, and ask if that's manageable. xD (and vis versa)

I love the whole McD vs BK thing. It makes for fun sleepovers. Especially the late night ones.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Random things to do when you are really bored:
Wear a formal outfit and go to a cafeteria or a McDonalds.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Mm. Great prank calls:

Call McDonald's and ask how much their Whoppers are. (Many times when we did this, they'd go check and come back after realizing that's BK)
Call BK and ask how much their BigMacs are *same thing*
Call McD's and ask how much salt they put on their fries because you love their food but recently you were put on a low salt diet.
Call BK and ask why their King looks so freaky. We always got funny responses. Some defensive, some agreed.
Call BK and say you have a McD's giftcard but you'd rather spend it there, at BK, and ask if that's manageable. xD (and vis versa)

I love the whole McD vs BK thing. It makes for fun sleepovers. Especially the late night ones.

I love doing stupid stuff like that.

 

[tinkerbell12]

ah snap. gotta get up in 6 hours.
argh forgot.

bye guys!

ttyl!

 

[InfalliblexLove]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

ronald mcdonald
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.


Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Aw, night! I'm gonna go too. Night guys!