New Baby Dealer Invoice Sticker

[cybrkitn]

My cousin is due next month with her first (she's having a boy). I saw this card in the store and just couldn't pass it up. Ok, so here is the front of the card.

New Baby Dealer Invoice Sticker

Standard Features
-Make: New Baby Boy
-Model: Deluxe
-Cruising Speed: Slow Crawl
-Wheel Base: 19-23 inches
-Interior: Superior Audio System With Front Loudspeaker; Snuggle- Power Heating
-Exterior: Dual Front and Rear Exhaust System (Frequent Emissions Likely)
-Maintenance: Frequent pit stops to change rear chassis filter; refueling every four hours

Standard Pricing
-Yearly Maintenance Cost: Expensive (But Worth It!)
-Manufacturer's Suggested Retail: Priceless
-Extended warranty included at no extra cost - baby boy will provide performance to brag about year after year!

Fuel Economy

Before Nap MPG
5
Low-fuel level warning system:
High -pitched alarm sounds
when tank needs refill

After Nap MPG
15
Actual mileage may vary with
crawling habits, surface
conditions, and levels of
fussiness or fatique


Ratings & Reviews
Voted "Most Adorable Model of the Year!"
"Guaranteed to increase in value from the moment of first sight!"
FIVE-STAR RATING *****

Here's the inside.
Congratulations! May your new little beauty bring you miles and miles of smiles!

And here's the back of the card.
Limited Edition Baby Boy:
Fully loaded with cuteness!

I laughed so hard that I just HAD to pick this up for her in addition to the baby shower card I needed to get.

 

[mrsv98]

That's adorable!

 

[cybrkitn]

Bumping up for the afternoon crowd

 

[Missy1961]

I love it--so true!