It's a good thing that I don't have kids and don't ever want kids, because I'd write on the assignment something to the effect of, "obtained new calculator which isn't broken".
Exactly....My answer (and I have a 4th grader) would have been, "Buy a new calculator or do the math with a pencil and paper."

This is why I did not like geometry. I did well enough at it, but I never enjoyed it. The teacher would give us a triangle and we had to prove it was a triangle. (or something like that....it's been a long time since I took the class) I'd look at it and think, "Of course it's a freaking triangle.
Just look at it. I knew how to recognize a triangle before kindergarten, so why do I have to prove it? Can't you give me a useful problem, like we had in algebra?"

On some level, I knew the subject had a purpose, but on another level, so many of the problems annoyed me.
Remember the word problems about the two trains, each traveling toward each other at a certain speed? When would they meet? Would they crash? I wanted to say, "Look at the train schedule and get on a train that ISN'T on the same line as another oncoming train, you idjit."

I resisted the temptation.