Per request of some on this board, I have reformatted my letter to Executive Management of Disney Theme Parks (see below). I believe this should resolve any issues concerning tone. Thanks.
Dear Disney Theme Park Management et al.,
ALL of us here demand that Disney remove fast passes from attractions such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and Spaceship Earth. Side note, there are an unfortunate fringe few of posters excluded from this demand and they can be found in this linked thread, this especially includes TooExcitedCantSleep and AngiTN. Forgive them, they know not what they're doing.
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=51526558#post51526558
There are absolutely zero logical reasons to have fast passes for Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Spaceship Earth. The employee(s) that suggested fast passes for these rides and subsequently the employee(s) that accepted this suggestion should be let go (I assume Nick Franklin and some of his former staff are examples of being let go due to failures within this realm). Primitive research has found that fast passes for these rides has caused great negative fallout. We here will
absolutely no longer accept the fallout of these bad decisions. Within
three months we fully
expect fast pass removal from these types of rides.
Listening to insiders, I also expect a continued shakeup within Disney going as high as the CEO (retiring soon anyways and likely to move on and implement similar magic band technology within major league baseball). With the enormous backlash from a poorly managed mymagic+ to Universal becoming a true rival for marketshare, Disney executives are awake and highly concerned. Disney theme park management can continue the repair by removing fast passes from attractions such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and Spaceship Earth.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. I look forward to a speedy resolution.