My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Evil Genius]

I was instructed today to bring in books magazines whatever tomorrow (Good Friday) Why?? Because none of the bosses will (allegedly) be in, so no one will have to do any work!!!

Next week is going to be mighty quiet with her gone.

 

[gradtchr]

Doesn't she know there are better things to do with no bosses? Like DIS? LOL!

 

[Hedy]

Thought of this thread the other day in Payless:

Little Boy- Mom, what is a vasectomy?


Mom- A vasectomy is an operation that men have so that they can't have anymore children.


And a MASECTOMY is when the woman has the operation so that she can't have any more children.

I wonder what she thinks masectomy prothesises are for?

 

[Chicago526]

Actually, that she didn't know who Anna Nicole Smith was prior to her death might be a point in her favor!

 

[Disneyfan63]

Hi,

I agree with that, Chicago!

Jim

 

[Evil Genius]

Yay she's back!!! Her vacation was "okay" Weather was "warm" Went to see a Cirque show again. Most blah description of any vacation I've ever heard. And it's how she answers everyone when they ask.

But here are the good parts. She was sooo thirsty on the plane, because they weren't allowed to bring on drinks and the airline didn't have anything to drink on it. And of course she never got over being thirsty, because then they landed in the desert and she just never could get rid of the feeling.

The Wynn hotel wasn't open when they went there to see it. (The Wynn has been opened for about a year, maybe more)

Didn't like the pirate show outside of TI, too many girls in skimpy outfits. (Ummm it's Vegas, home of girls in skimpy outfits)

 

[Hedy]

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I totally understand where she's coming from! I never got over childbirth. That darn weight keeps sticking around. I can't imagine having to FLY without a drink!

Glad she's back. Not for your benefit as much as ours. I love these stories!

 

[Jennifer48]

Yay she's back!!! Her vacation was "okay" Weather was "warm" Went to see a Cirque show again. Most blah description of any vacation I've ever heard. And it's how she answers everyone when they ask.

But here are the good parts. She was sooo thirsty on the plane, because they weren't allowed to bring on drinks and the airline didn't have anything to drink on it. And of course she never got over being thirsty, because then they landed in the desert and she just never could get rid of the feeling.

The Wynn hotel wasn't open when they went there to see it. (The Wynn has been opened for about a year, maybe more)

Didn't like the pirate show outside of TI, too many girls in skimpy outfits. (Ummm it's Vegas, home of girls in skimpy outfits)

Yey!

Is that wierd or is it me that the airline didn't have anything to drink?

Isn't there girls in skimpy outfits in Cirque? I've never seen one so I don't know.

 

[Evil Genius]

Yey!

Is that wierd or is it me that the airline didn't have anything to drink?

Isn't there girls in skimpy outfits in Cirque? I've never seen one so I don't know.

You are being waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too logical.

I'm sure there were drinks on the plane, possibly they weren't to her liking or she didn't want to pay for them.

Yes the girls in a Cirque show can be in some very interesting costumes, especially in Vegas!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Oh how I've missed your posts!!! Please ask her some silly questions for us!!! Please please please!!!

 

[xyzabc33]

Didn't like the pirate show outside of TI, too many girls in skimpy outfits. (Ummm it's Vegas, home of girls in skimpy outfits)

OK she was busy watching the girls in skimpy outfits??????? Is there something you should know about Ms. I? Personally I would not have noticed the women and been too busy drooling over the able bodied pirate men. (where is that darn drool smilie when you need it?)

Love the reports on her, keep it up. We really do need to come up with some well imagined info and feed it to her to see how far it goes.

 

[MagicalMom]

I'm so glad she's back! I was starting to miss her!

 

[gradtchr]

I am so glad for our sake that she is back. I missed her last week.

 

[Daxx]

OK -- not to hijack the thread but I have another coworker story from the computer teacher (aka Ms. Computers) -- the same one who thinks all nuns last names are Christ.

So, today is the first day back to school. It's 7:30 and all teachers are supposed to be in. However Ms. Computers isn't in. It's 7:45 and no Ms. Computers. It's 8 and no Ms. Computers. By 9 am, the principal decides to call Ms. Computers. She thought we were off of school this week, too. Uh, you have the stinking school calendar in your classroom!!!!

However, it gets better b/c the best part is that Ms. Computers has a son who goes to our school and he was in school, on time!!!! And, she drove him to school!!!!! Her son had no idea why she wasn't in school!!!!

Go figure!!!!!

 

[RUDisney]

My boss told me that I'm not qualified to make telecommunications decisions. A task that has been my responsibility for the past 15 years. He's a CPA, so he knows far more than I do.

The next day... the day we promoted one of my staff members to be Telecommunications Manager, we were in a meeting with a telephone vendor. He tells the vendor that neither my Telco Manager nor me were qualified to make telecommuncations decisions. The meeting goes on and my boss stops the vendor and asks him to please explain what he means by "LAN" and "WAN." Yep, he's definitely more qualified to do my job than I am.

After the meeting, my employee asked me if my boss knew that he was promoted and what his new title was since my boss said he wasn't qualified to do that job. Yep, my boss signed off on it, too, and told me that he was very pleased that my employee had grown into this position.

 

[Mkaz]

Evil Genius you're gonna love this! I found this in a book of poetry that my son picked out from the Library. The book is called "A Pizza the Size of the Sun". It's written by James Stevenson.


"Miss Misinformation"

I'm Miss Misinformation,
it's my gratifying task
to tell you all you need to know
you only need to ask.
The seas are thick with elephants,
the skies are purple straw,
you measure with an octopus,
you hammer with a saw.

I'm filled with facts and figures
I gratuitously share.
The stars are silver footballs,
tangerines have curly hair.
Gorillas fly at midnight,
and a month has seven years,
tomatoes play the clarinet,
bananas have long ears.

I'm Miss Misinformation,
and there's nothing I don't know.
The moon is chocolate pudding,
macaroni grows in snow.
A buffalo is smaller
Than the average bumblebee-
if you think of any questions,
simply bring them here to me.

 

[betsywdw]

 

[Tinkin]

She thought we were off of school this week, too. Uh, you have the stinking school calendar in your classroom!!!!

the best part is that Ms. Computers has a son who goes to our school and he was in school, on time!!!! And, she drove him to school!!!!! Her son had no idea why she wasn't in school!!!!

Go figure!!!!!

Well of course the students had class....only the teachers were off, makes perfect sense to me!

 

[Evil Genius]

The poem was great!! Sums it up perfectly.

Daxx - I'm at a loss. That's all I can say!!