My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[Evil Genius]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

 

[curlybop]

Atleast you know one way to shut her up!

 

[ericamanda01]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Okay- you must start asking her questions!!! I need some more laughs!!!

 

[LadyShiva]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

Good for you!!! Wow, what a rude woman!

Brandie

 

[ilovejack02]

Thanks for the laugh this am!!!

 

[iggbees]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

oh my gosh. too funny! you should totally do it too or get something that smells really bad and stick it right near her side!

 

[Laura]

 

[cinmell]

That's awesome!

 

[Tinkerbell_Girl]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

 

[gradtchr]

I'm trying to figure out how she will take that one to the boss in a form of complaint........She really needs a lesson in manners!

 

[nhrenee]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

 

[mirthmaiden]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

there's my girl!

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Claire: Too bad you don't have a whoopy cushion with you.

Or better yet, go find a farting sound file online and say continually, "Whew! Shouldn't have eaten those beans last night!"

 

[KristiKelly]

She's a riot. Think of how boring work would be without her.

Okay, so you're sneezing...

First mention the sick bird you rescued last night and you're trying to nurse it back to health but you don't think it's gonna make it and how you THINK it could have the bird flu.

Then, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze (they always come in 3's you know), then cough, moan, cough, cough, moan. Let out an "I don't feel so well. MisInformation, do you know anything about the bird flu?".

Wait for response.

Seriously though, we need to think of a question for the day - everyday.

 

[KristiKelly]

Does anyone watch The Office? You could easily have a Jim & Dwight relationship.

Once Jim put 1 nickel in Dwight's phone everyday. Each day, Dwight adjusted to the additional weight of the phone without noticing. Then after several weeks, Jim took all of the nickels out and when Dwight picked up the phone, thinking it would be heavier, he bopped himself in the head. Maybe you could try this on her for a laugh. I don't know though, she's sounds like a bit of a taddler.

 

[mitushib]

That was really funny!!! I love this thread for my morning giggles!!

 

[LisaNJ25]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL I am laughing so hard my 1 1/2 year old jumped onto the couch and is yelling what?? what??

 

[ElizaB39]

I think you need this link today!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/fartboard.html

 

[Briarmom]

You guys are a hoot!!


I walk in this morning and instead of good morning, I got "You're not going to sit here and sneeze all day are you?" Without thinking I told her "No I'm going to sit here and fart all day." Stunned silence. Do not mess with me when I'm half asleep.

Have a great day everyone!!

Phhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!!!!

OMG!
I am rolling here and I haven't had my coffee yet.

Buy some fake vomit.