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[AKpooh]

she is a life-sucker.

as long as it is about her she is fine.

i say continue leaving the gifts but put a whammy in there every now and then.

 

[RUDisney]

Did her parents raise her in a closet? My goodness! She has no concept of what the real world is outside of the box in which she lives.

Are you still going to Vegas next week, EG? If so, have a wonderful vacation and a great Christmas and New Year! Also, is MI complaining about you traveling again?

 

[Maleficent13]

I have a tequila sucker at home with a worm in it. I can FedEx it to you for tomorrow's gift!

 

[Maleficent13]

Wow, apparently I was really excited about that tequila sucker. LOL, double post.

 

[Evil Genius]

Are you still going to Vegas next week, EG? If so, have a wonderful vacation and a great Christmas and New Year! Also, is MI complaining about you traveling again?

Thank you!
I am outta here on Saturday, headed to beautiful, warm LV. Miss I asked me this morning if would be taking pictures and if I would share them with her. I wonder who she told she was going to Vegas.

I have a tequila sucker at home with a worm in it. I can FedEx it to you for tomorrow's gift!

I may have to do these types of gifts for next week. Could be fun.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

For every picture you take, take a second one that is out of focus, and give THOSE to her!! Also, any pictures that are in focus, should have you or someone else in it!!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Thats a good one! Also, a Big bottle of Tums!

I have been following this thread. I really like this idea! Have fun freaking her out this week!

Thanks.

EG- Ask her what her opinion is on Brittney Spears.

 

[famofsix]

For every picture you take, take a second one that is out of focus, and give THOSE to her!! Also, any pictures that are in focus, should have you or someone else in it!!

Just take some of your pictures with people in the background that are anyone but caucasian and only let her see those ones

I think you should give her a driedle for christmas

 

[lyzziesmom]

Be sure to take lots of pictures of "odd" things, like your half-eaten food, or the toilet in the hotel, or an extreme closeup of one letter on a sign. Give her all of those and tell her it's your best work yet. See what she makes of that.

 

[laurie31]

Yeah, someone's obviously been asking to see pics from her trip! She's going to show 'em yours! ROTFL!!!!

 

[fan_of_small_world]

Just make sure you date stamp all of the pics. Then she can't pass them off as from her trip!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Just make sure you date stamp all of the pics. Then she can't pass them off as from her trip!

GOOD POINT, forgot abut that!!

Also when taking pictures, make sure you get a few in your room! with a picture of some of YOUR clothing in every shot, so if she does try and use them, it is obvious that they are not her outfits!!

 

[What the Heck]

I haven't updated myself completely, but have an idea for a gift if you are interested.

You take a really big box. As big as you can find. Put a slightly smaller box in it. Which has a slightly smaller box in it. Which has a slightly smaller box in it. Which has a slightly smaller box in it. Ending with a tiny, tiny box. That is completely wrapped in tape. 3 kinds of tape. Twice each.

Just a thought.

 

[Evil Genius]

Came in this morning, she is as sweet as pie. Chit chatting up a storm. (Normally I get a good morning and that's it) So I'm passing out the gifts I bought and I put hers on her desk and wish her a Merry Christmas and move on. When I get back to my cube, she standing there with a gift bag in her hand and tears in her eyes. HUGS ME AND KISSES MY CHEEK, and wishes me a Merry Christmas and a wonderful trip. :

 

[dameodie]

Ewww COOTIES! Christmas cooties!!!

Maybe she had a visit from the Christmas ghosts a la Scrooge recently.... what a strange lady. But at least today she's using her bizzaro powers for good and not for evil

 

[RUDisney]

You have vacation brain and wrapped the gifts in the same paper you've been using for her Secret Santa gifts, didn't you?

 

[Jennifer48]

Came in this morning, she is as sweet as pie. Chit chatting up a storm. (Normally I get a good morning and that's it) So I'm passing out the gifts I bought and I put hers on her desk and wish her a Merry Christmas and move on. When I get back to my cube, she standing there with a gift bag in her hand and tears in her eyes. HUGS ME AND KISSES MY CHEEK, and wishes me a Merry Christmas and a wonderful trip. :

Its a Christmas miracle!

 

[lyzziesmom]

Sounds like someone got into the eggnog a wee bit early.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Came in this morning, she is as sweet as pie. Chit chatting up a storm. (Normally I get a good morning and that's it) So I'm passing out the gifts I bought and I put hers on her desk and wish her a Merry Christmas and move on. When I get back to my cube, she standing there with a gift bag in her hand and tears in her eyes. HUGS ME AND KISSES MY CHEEK, and wishes me a Merry Christmas and a wonderful trip. :

Oh my gosh! What did you get her?

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

yeah, I wanna know too.