My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

You can always enroll her in some organazations, GLADD, etc and have the membership news and other mail sent to the office!!!

OR get some info from a "free' Clinic conscerning certain medical afflictions sent to her,

OR send her an envelope with the back stamped "Test results Negative" of the back, the return address is the VD clinic, any street, anytown, USA!!

OR ....

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

Do it anyway and deny deny deny.

 

[RUDisney]

You can send away for a "free sample" of Depends for Miss Info and have them delivered to her at work. Or a free sample of maxi pads or baby diapers. Or information about Cialis.

My former staff used to do this with one another all the time. Subway would call one of them often to see if he was still interested in a franchise. They got all sorts of free samples of magazines and samples of different things. The found a lot of them on spoofee.com under its free samples page. They also would use different middle names for each other so when the magazine would come it would be addressed to John "Zebediah" Smith or usually something far more creative than that.

preferably linberger cheese

Ooh, no, EG can't do that. Her cubicle is too close for that kind of smelly.

 

[Stacerita]

You can send away for a "free sample" of Depends for Miss Info and have them delivered to her at work. Or a free sample of maxi pads or baby diapers. Or information about Cialis.

 

[AKpooh]

how rude of them to take all your fun away.

 

[famofsix]

She would never suspect EG of putting the linberger there

I think it would be funny

 

[Evil Genius]

where stinky stuff would be very funny, RU is correct. All of her drawers are against her common wall. So the joke might be on me.

I'm thinking I'm going to start leaving little gifts on her desk every day. No tag just the gift. That would make her crazy.

 

[reeeoga]

Wander around the office "sniffing" and ask her "whats that smell?" Then say 'It smells like old rotten cheese". Do that for a few days then ask her if she has a new perfume.

 

[figment52]

where stinky stuff would be very funny, RU is correct. All of her drawers are against her common wall. So the joke might be on me.

I'm thinking I'm going to start leaving little gifts on her desk every day. No tag just the gift. That would make her crazy.

make sure to include picture frames from the dollar store

 

[Todd&Copper]

Ooooh, another thing I did, I mean you can do, is take any framed pictures she has on her desk and either (1) turn all the photos upside down in the frames, or (2) slip weird pictures from a magazine or the newspaper in front of the photos. I even, I mean I heard of someone who made a photocopy of a co-workers picture and used a green highlighter to paint her boyfriend's face green and added antennas a la an alien.

 

[RUDisney]

Ooooh, another thing I did, I mean you can do, is take any framed pictures she has on her desk and either (1) turn all the photos upside down in the frames, or (2) slip weird pictures from a magazine or the newspaper in front of the photos. I even, I mean I heard of someone who made a photocopy of a co-workers picture and used a green highlighter to paint her boyfriend's face green and added antennas a la an alien.

OMG! That reminded me of when one of my employees got married. His picture was in the paper with his fiance before the wedding. Other employees superimposed his face on hers so it looked like he was marrying himself.

When he went on his honeymoon, they put his face on an oompa loompa, a cyborg, movie posters, Carmello Anthony, body builders, etc. It was very funny. His office was covered with these things. There are still a few of them, like the oompa loompa picture that are still hanging.

 

[famofsix]

where stinky stuff would be very funny, RU is correct. All of her drawers are against her common wall. So the joke might be on me.

I'm thinking I'm going to start leaving little gifts on her desk every day. No tag just the gift. That would make her crazy.

i think walmart sells a reindeer that poops jellybeans

 

[fan_of_small_world]

WHAT?
Did she figure out it was you before now, or has she not put 2 and 2 together yet?

Even if she did put 2 and 2 together, she'd only come up with 3.


More snarky ideas...

Turn the speaker volume down on her phone. A few days later, crank it all the way up.

When you're pointing something out to her on paper, use "that" finger.

I may have already mentioned this once...change all of the fonts on her computer (extra large, another language, etc.).

Instead of the stinky cheese thing, hide a food-scented candle in her area. It will still drive her nuts, but it won't bother you.

Does she listen to a radio? Crank the volume all the way up so when she turns it on it scares the heck out of her.

There was a great office pranks thread on here once. I'll have to see if I can find it for more ideas!

 

[Briarmom]

I'm thinking I'm going to start leaving little gifts on her desk every day. No tag just the gift. That would make her crazy.

YES! But make them really horrid.

~half a bottle of diet Coke
~opened box of crackers
~dented can of soup with the label missing
~used deoderant

 

[Evil Genius]

Miss Info and I share one row of filing cabinets. Mine are on one side of the row, hers are on the other. As usual, the row is only wide enough for one person.

So today I am packing up old files, moving the more recent ones up, etc. I'm working with a rolling cart that fills the entire aisle. I am also working in the middle section of the filing cabinets.

And here she comes with a single piece of paper in her hands. Doesn't say anything to me, just stares. When I finally feel her beady eyes bearing into me I look up.

Miss Info - I need to file this.

Me- NOW?!?!?

No answer just staring.

Me- Well here give it to me and I'll file it for you.

Miss Info - No I have to file it.

Okay well maybe it's confidential info that she can't leave on her desk or that I shouldn't be seeing.

So I move stuff around, push the cart out of the aisle, get myself out of the aisle, she saunters in and files her single piece of paper and saunters out. Goes back to her desk with this little grin on her face.

Once I get back to where I was at I look over to the file she was in. PHONE BILLS! I audit every stinkin' phone bill that comes into this place, so whatever was on the paper was not a big corporate secret.

 

[Evil Genius]

Boss came in with her baby. While everyone is trying to talk to her, Miss Info keeps interrupting with such gems as "Look at the beautiful grandson she gave me!" "Don't I have a beautiful grandbaby?"

 

[minniecarousel]

Man - it's all about her! she is truly insufferable.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Boss came in with her baby. While everyone is trying to talk to her, Miss Info keeps interrupting with such gems as "Look at the beautiful grandson she gave me!" "Don't I have a beautiful grandbaby?"

that is when you need to ask: IS the boss, or her husband your child?, I didn't THINK that you were THAT old!!! Wow, you age well, or did you have work done?

(MUST be said with awe in voice!!!)

 

[crcormier]

She's creepy.

 

[lyzziesmom]