**Mouseterpeice Theater - Guide to Delswifes Epic * Links to Zurg's New Reports *

[DisFlan]

I wish I had word, I'd print it out. I'm using the reply board and note pad.

Delswife - why don't you just print out each part from Notepad as you write it? Then save it as a text file, and you'll have it forever. I hate to think you haven't been saving these!

DisFlan

 

[CarolA]

Delswife,
Thanks for the advice, A move is actually underconsideration. SIL goes in the pro moving column.

I agree with TNCarol, most of us from TN are Very nice. She must be an import, but I am not sure who is going to want to claim her.

I am writing down the cab number! Ralph deserves our business.

 

[Pamlur]

Whew! I guess I can feel fairly safe, way over here in WEST Tennessee!

 

[Zurg]

bump for 31

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

Originally posted by delswife
REALLY? Ho-my-gawd!

Is that with every elces post?

Or do I just go on that long?

I wish I had word, I'd print it out. I'm using the reply board and note pad.

And I am a hunt & peck typer.

I did the same thing as GreatBiscuit! With pictures, I am up to 87 pages. If you want a copy, I would be more than happy to e-mail or print and mail it to you when the saga is complete!

 

[LT Hambone]

<<<< START Flash Transmission To Evil Emperor Zurg >>>>

Admiral Hambone reporting in with an intelligence report.

Delswife is adding photos to her previous trip reports. Recommend adjusting your post accordingly to alert readers of the new changes.

Shields are holding at 80% capacity, but continued frontal attacks by the SIL threatened to compromise integrity. The aural dampers are slowing recharging, but another blast from Commando Nikki's whistle could cause permanent damage. Damage control teams are standing by in preparation for Part 32, but they are suffering from severe infections to the funny bones. Also, it appears that Mrs. Zurg's medication is missing – all signs are pointing to Scruffy, but until we get a translator on board, we won't be 100% positive.

In my professional opinion, this is going to be a tough fight, and unless Joe Disney can assist, we may not be able to defeat Delswife.

Admiral Hambone, signing out.


<<<< END Flash Transmission To Evil Emperor Zurg >>>>

 

[Zurg]

<<< START Flash Transmission To Admiral Hambone>>>

Message received.

Joe is toast - expect responsible for missing underwear - has implicated himself in that regard previously.

Not sure translation with Scruffish dialect is possible.

Agree assessment - direct trip report fight not easily won – would require ZW or I to plan to travel with in-laws – in clear violation of Zurg Prime Directive.

Looking for alternative.

Have sent peace offering, may be able to co-opt.


As aside Hambone – is first name Horatio - are you famous naval office from novels?

<<< END Flash Transmission To Admiral Hambone>>>

 

[Zurg]

In the let's count the fans thread:

Originally posted by CdnDisneyNut
Me Too!
Love ya, mean it!

Where are the DA (Delswife Anonymous) meetings.

Is there a 12 Step program to get ove our adictions

Whats going to hapen when her trip reports are over

Who are you trying to kid. You think Delswife can do anything in just 12 steps?!?

 

[Growin'upDisney]

did delswife take notes of her incredible journey or is she recreating the entire, exhauting, hilarious, heart-wrenching, wrash-forming, whistle-blowing, no skin-to-skin contact, evil evil evil SIL experience from memory??

If its the latter, it makes the story just that much more amazing. I am patiently waiting for Part 32.

And Zurg - I agree there is no way she could do anything in 12 steps. Unless that's the distance from one photo-taking cash register to another

 

[Zurg]

I agree there is no way she could do anything in 12 steps. Unless that's the distance from one photo-taking cash register to another

WA HA HA HA

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

How many days was Delswife trip?
She is at day 6 and 32 chapters
Any guess on how many chapters it will take to finish the saga

Love ya, mean it!

 

[disneyfanintn]

If SIL lives in TN and somewhere in the surrounding Nashville area - could you give us a hint on the direction or what color or type car she drives? We Nashvillians need to make sure we stay out of her way. Or better yet - let's deport her to somewhere else. Any suggestions?!

Sounds like she needs to go to a happy school!!!!!

 

[Zurg]

"Sounds like she needs to go to a happy school!!!!!"

Sounds like they should sprinkle Xanax on her corn flakes.

 

[MScott1851]

I would be willing to bet that SIL lives near me.. All of us surly, uncooperative, bitter types live near Memphis.

 

[Growin'upDisney]

MScott1851 - where's day 5?? We've been waiting patiently since the computer meltdown, but if you can post responses on DIS then you should be ready to post Day 5 right??

 

[reeddi]

I just want to get this back up to the top. I am losing my place on where I am in the saga.

 

[MScott1851]

Sorry.. but I work every night.. and the ooga-booga crazy people in Memphis are sucking the creative juices right out of me. I usually post on weekends after I have had a chance to decompress...

One is on the way...I promise...it's one thing to post a response, and quite another to write a trip report that anyone will even bother to read, considering that they have to take vacation time and hire a baby-sitter in order to read the encyclopedia that Delswife is churning out day after day!

THE PRESSURE, THE PRESSURE!

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by MScott1851
..vacation time and hire a baby-sitter in order to read the encyclopedia that Delswife is churning out day after day!

THE PRESSURE, THE PRESSURE!

Uhh - When did you have kids that need to be sat? - something get left out of your trip report?

 

[BCV23]

Zurg, this is a great public service to index this masterpiece for all of us. When I come back to the boards to see what is new, I come to this post to find the latest!

 

[MScott1851]

Don't curse me with children just yet...I haven't even lost my OWN baby fat..


I was just pointing out how there are so many volumes of the Encycopedia Delswifetannica... so if people do take the initative and press forward and read my reports as well, I want it to be worth their while...

My fatgirl mind is churning out an analogy. She is the turkey and dressing. I want to be the gooey homemade pecan pie, not a three day old pie from the Walmart deli that is mostly meringue that nobody really wants to eat.