Mothers

[Marla Hellwig]

MOTHERS

Somebody said that a mother is an unskilled laborer.. (Somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath)

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.. (Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "NORMAL" is history)

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.. (Somebody never took a 3-year-old shopping)

Somebody said being a mother is boring..(Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit)

Somebody said teacher's, psychologists and pediatricians know more about children than their mothers.. (Somebody hasn't invested her heart in another human being)

Somebody said if you're a "GOOD" mother, your child will "TURN OUT".. (Somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of paris that comes with directions, a mold and a guarantee)

Somebody said being a mother is what you do in your spare time.. (Somebody doesn't know that when you're a mother, "SPARE TIME" doesn't exist anymore)

Somebody said "GOOD" mothers never raise their voices.. (Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child wind up and hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window)

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.. (Somebody never helped a 4th grader with his math)

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first..(Somebody doesn't have 5 children)

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books..(Somebody never had a child stuff a bean up his nose)

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.. (Somebody never watched her child get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten)

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back..(Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies)

Somebody said that a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married..(Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings)

Somebody said that a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.. (Somebody never had grandchildren)

Somebody said being a mother is a side dish on the plate of life..
(Somebody doesn't know what fills you up)

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.. (Somebody isn't a mother)

 

[newmousecateer]

I love that.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

 

[iluvdisney]

All of that is so true, Marla. Thanks for sharing!

 

[becka]

 

[browneyes]

 

[trayletha]

Thank you for posting that - I'm borrowing it to send to my mother.

 

[Diane]

I'm going to give a copy to my mother next time I see her. Thanks!

 

[Robinrs]

Amen... I think my mother WROTE this!

 

[Serena]

thank you

 

[s&k'smom]

How true is that? Beautiful, thanks for sharing that.

 

[SuiteDisney]

Thank you for this. I'm going to give it to my mother.

 

[Claudia1]

Thanks! A very nice warm fuzzy for today!

 

[pooh6890]

Boy, that somebody sure knows a lot!

 

[bigsis1970]

Thanks that was great !! I love the bean up their nose one !! Michelle

 

[KimRaye]

Originally posted by Marla Hellwig
MOTHERS

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.. (Somebody isn't a mother)

Thanks Marla, very nice. That last one ALWAYS Gets me!!

 

[Kitty 34]

These are so true!!!

 

[Tuffcookie]

Amen, to the one about math (change that to 5th grade math!), and the one about when they get married! Thanks for sharing!

TC