Deedee
DIS Veteran
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- Sep 9, 2005
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Husband asks spouse, 'Do you know the meaning of W.I.F.E.?
It's Without Information, Fighting Everytime.'
Wife replies, 'No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!'
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A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, 'If you keep on behaving like this, you'll lose ALL your friends'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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What's the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son. That's confidential!'
It's Without Information, Fighting Everytime.'
Wife replies, 'No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!'
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A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, 'If you keep on behaving like this, you'll lose ALL your friends'
_________________________________________________________________
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
_________________________________________________________________
What's the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
_________________________________________________________________
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son. That's confidential!'
