What Twinkie REALLY said:
ok my back spacke key is on the fritz... so annoying!!!!
How I saw it:
ok my spackle key is on the fritz... so annoying!!!!
I was thinking two things:
1. Why is Twinkie spackling when her house is sold?
2. Where can I get a spackle key?
I'm a dork. But you all knew that.
So how is everyone tonight?
I'm so feeling the MommyP icky stomach stuff. I can't eat anymore without feeling nauseous. I almost passed out in my bosses office today. Not good.
Hopefully whatever this is will go away.
No! I'm not pregnant!
Lil g - your stuff isn't heavy - it always has hope and good will towards man in it. It is deep - but not heavy.
Know what I mean?
And I have a question for you - when you had your peter pan crush, did you know he was played by a woman?
Did y'all ever see that Northern Exposure where the big tall radio guy (John corbett, I think) went to a monastery to think and realized he was attracted to one of the monks -
only to find out it was really a woman hiding? That one made me laugh.
Even litlle lil g knew what was under those tights!
And let's not talk about what Marita leaves in the pasture.
Haley - when you say a leader camp, is it just adults? Or scouts too? I haven't camped in 10 years!
Moo - EWWWWW ON THE COWPIE BINGO!
Baby stuff - MommyP - to each his own. Tell all those naysayers to leave you alone! That being said, I could never do them so close together. Once kids are about a year to 16 months old, the more the merrier - before that - I totally panic. Kudos to you (and twinkie) for having more than one infant at a time.
I think Utah had her two middle ones pretty close together too. Or are there two years between them?
betsy - I'd have to know the sex! I'm an obsessive planner - it would kill me not to know - and I'd probably buy a bunch of girl clothes and a bunch of boy clothes "just in case."
EVERYONE -
I almost have Tammy convinced that she should physically have a baby for us.
SO IXNAY ON THE HORROR STORIES!
She said the other day "Everyone on the DIS said labor hurts more than an earache."
I convinced her you all were pulling her leg.
We all know she's a wuss. If you don't know, I'm telling you now.
I keep telling her it doesn't matter how bad it is - she only has to do it once. And she can have an epidural if she wants.
But she's scared of needles and doesn't want to hurt the baby.
So I told her we'd do lots of research first and decide.
It's not like we don't have forever to figure it all out -
we don't even know where we'd get the magic "juice."
Ha.
Was that TMI?
Uma - glad you are feeling better.
Also, we could know the answers to the twinkie questions (like what antics did golden child get into recently at WDW?) IF SHE WOULD WRITE ANOTHER REPORT!
Maybe since school's done, she will. After the new house is found.
Also, since MommyP opened the door, I'll ask some questions too.
How do Mormon males decide whether or not to do the missionary thing? What do the women do? How long do they have to be gone? How do they pick where they go? Who supports them in that time? Do they do college before or after or does it matter?
MommyP - Yay on meeting your sister!!!
I'll add her to the tea list.
Backstage - eek on the loaned assistant.
I got the disappeared assistant's computer today.
And basically have to start all the reports over again.
I also got my "loaner" assistant today.
And it's the 40 year old virgin. I'm not sure if I told you all about her before.
But I really think I made a mistake in accepting her. She doesn't listen to me. We'll see how it works out.
She was told at 9:15 this morning.
So I stopped by at 11 to tell her I'm excited to have her working with me and to get her started -
I stopped by at 1 and asked if she had made sense of the reports yet -
she said "I haven't even looked at them."
Crap. O. La.
All I have is tomorrow and a few hours on Monday - then I'm gone for two weeks, back for one week, gone another week, back one more week and gone another week.
And I need to have two meetings with the compliance officer in that time to update her on where we are.
Which I'm scared will be no where!!!
Oh. well. I'll live, maybe. Until the government comes and gets me.
Do you think they'll let me DIS from a jail cell?
we're thinking about you.
actually I was reading a financial planning book and as an illustration the author was saying how overspending is not limited to any income level.... his example was a New York couple who could not Imagine how you would raise a child on less than $1million ayear.....
She's on her way, but she wasn't able to finish her work. Which means she might not get her incentive again this month. 
Oh well. We'll see. 
