MOOvin' Along - Goog Times, Goog Friends . . . Part 3

[WheatThins]

Marita's Husband: Honey, I'm home.

Marita: Welcome home darling. Can I fix you a drink? I've got dinner all ready. It's your favorite, pot roast with all the fixins.

Marita's Husband: That dress you are wearing sure looks nice Marita.

Marita: Oh, thank you. This old thing? Why, I've had it forever. (just like my swimsuit)

Marita's Husband: This pot roast sure is deeeeelicioius. Nobody cooks like MY Marita.

Marita: Maybe after supper I can rub your back or give you a foot massage after I draw you a bath.

Marita's Husband: Again? Same old same old every night. Well, OK.

Marita: OH!!! I forgot to tell you. I received the NICEST compliment today. Lint told me that my snark level had risen. Isn't that just the nicest thing a person could say?

Marita's Husband: WHAT? Snark level? What does snark mean? Why is it rising? Ha, ha, ha. Marita there you go again pulling my leg. Everybody knows that a rising snark level is not a compliment.

 

[babynurse1]

Cool. "witty" putdowns and smartastarstar retorts?

I could get used to this. or shut the whole thread down. not that I've ever done that before.

let me grab a juice box and put the kids in front of Spongebob so I can watch the festivites.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Marita's Husband: Honey, I'm home.

Marita: Welcome home darling. Can I fix you a drink? I've got dinner all ready. It's your favorite, pot roast with all the fixins.

Marita's Husband: That dress you are wearing sure looks nice Marita.

Marita: Oh, thank you. This old thing? Why, I've had it forever. (just like my swimsuit)

Marita's Husband: This pot roast sure is deeeeelicioius. Nobody cooks like MY Marita.

Marita: Maybe after supper I can rub your back or give you a foot massage after I draw you a bath.

Marita's Husband: Again? Same old same old every night. Well, OK.

Marita: OH!!! I forgot to tell you. I received the NICEST compliment today. Lint told me that my snark level had risen. Isn't that just the nicest thing a person could say?

Marita's Husband: WHAT? Snark level? What does snark mean? Why is is rising? Ha, ha, ha. Marita there you go again pulling my leg. Everybody knows that a rising snark level is not a compliment.

A true fantasy script, for sure!

DD made dinner, I got a hogey from 7-11

 

[UtahMama]

Sheeeez, who are you people!?

The snarkometer is off the hook!

I'll have to go skip tra-la and suck lolliops and smell some roses for all y'all.

Pot roast? Fixings? Foot rubs? I want YOUR wife!





I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes down at the Backstage House.

 

[lalijack]

Marita's Husband: Honey, I'm home.

Marita: Welcome home darling. Can I fix you a drink? I've got dinner all ready. It's your favorite, pot roast with all the fixins.

Marita's Husband: That dress you are wearing sure looks nice Marita.

Marita: Oh, thank you. This old thing? Why, I've had it forever. (just like my swimsuit)

Marita's Husband: This pot roast sure is deeeeelicioius. Nobody cooks like MY Marita.

Marita: Maybe after supper I can rub your back or give you a foot massage after I draw you a bath.

Marita's Husband: Again? Same old same old every night. Well, OK.

Marita: OH!!! I forgot to tell you. I received the NICEST compliment today. Lint told me that my snark level had risen. Isn't that just the nicest thing a person could say?

Marita's Husband: WHAT? Snark level? What does snark mean? Why is it rising? Ha, ha, ha. Marita there you go again pulling my leg. Everybody knows that a rising snark level is not a compliment.

I'm sure that you could find an appropriate outlet for your homespun works of fiction somewhere online, but THIS is surely not the place, WT.

It is quite amusing, though.....in a Donna Reed kinda way.

 

[NAB]

I was going to the say the same thing Marita....what world do you live in W.T's and didn't she just say she got rid of her family why would she want to call them back....

 

[WheatThins]

I'm sure that you could find an appropriate outlet for your homespun works of fiction somewhere online, but THIS is surely not the place, WT.

It is quite amusing, though.....in a Donna Reed kinda way.

Now wait just a cotton pickin second here Lint. Are you telling me that this is not a reasonable facsimile of what happens in YOUR household night after night? Now that WOULD be a shocker.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Sheeeez, who are you people!?

The snarkometer is off the hook!

I'll have to go skip tra-la and suck lolliops and smell some roses for all y'all.

Pot roast? Fixings? Foot rubs? I want YOUR wife!





I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes down at the Backstage House.

And you would be very right, Wendy!

 

[TwinkieMama]

I leave you people for a few minutes to think up more lies to prevent my children from having any joy in life and I miss all the fun.

Y'all are funny.

 

[UtahMama]

Picturing Edith Bunker running to fetch slippers and a cold beer and a remote control while ironing cloth napkins for the pot roast and potatoes with lumpless gravy.

Really, can I have that wife?????

 

[babynurse1]

Ya know that is zackly the scenario that happens every night at Sunnybrook. Is that a problem? I guess if I'm not going to win mommy of the year, perhaps I'll earn the title wife of the year.

 

[WheatThins]

Ya know that is zackly the scenario that happens every night at Sunnybrook. Is that a problem? I guess if I'm not going to win mommy of the year, perhaps I'll earn the title wife of the year.

We know.

Wheat Thins

 

[UtahMama]

Reminds me of "Stepford Wives"

Wife of the year? I'm MORE likely to get hit by lightning while winning the Powerball Lotto while tap dancing on top of Mt. Everest.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Jiminy Crickets, it;s a revolving door here today!

DD goes to take a shower, says she has to leave by 4:30 for class.

Then takes out a bike from when the kids where small, says "dad says it still works" A kid's bike! AT 4:30!


Out for a few minutes
The DH comes out again
Then DD comes IN again
Then DD leaves
Then DH comes out again!!!!!!

ACK! I feel wuckety and ready to beurk!

What happenend to my peaceful sick day??????

 

[WheatThins]

Wife of the year? I'm MORE likely to get hit by lightning while winning the Powerball Lotto while tap dancing on top of Mt. Everest.

You'd have to remember where you hid the remote last EASTER to have ANY chance.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

ACK,, I just got a meeting invite for 8:30 on Friday

I dont even get up by then! So I gave alternative times.

And yes, I am getting VERY inflexible in my old age, 5 years from retirement

 

[TwinkieMama]

Hiding the remote is a SUPER BOWL activity. Not Easter. You hide your husband's favorite spring shirts on Easter. Duh.

Oh, look at the time. I need to go put on my pearls and heels and fry some chicken. (I have a southern husband, he doesn't want pot roast)

 

[babynurse1]

Hiding the remote is a SUPER BOWL activity. Not Easter. You hide your husband's favorite spring shirts on Easter. Duh.

Oh, look at the time. I need to go put on my pearls and heels and fry some chicken. (I have a southern husband, he doesn't want pot roast)

Yay! It's Twinkie's turn tonight. Don't spoil him too much, it makes my job that much harder.

 

[WheatThins]

Have I mentioned that my tooth still hurts? Have a good night.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Have I mentioned that my tooth still hurts? Wheat Thins

Might I suggest you consult a dentist? And I highly recommend getting gas! I have it set on MAX! No good unless your toes tingle. Plus shots for anything except cleanings.

Short rant: Gas used to be free (many moons ago), but now it is $23. But well worth it to me.
Let your mind drift and toes tingle!! And I go for cleanings every 3 months. So that is a lot of money for gas, but worth it to me. Who needs food or clothes anyway?

Gas to me is like golf to WT! A necessity!