MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[bdg100]

BBN: Hi PJ.
PJ: Hi BBN.
BBN: How are you?
PJ: Oh, I guess OK. Things are so busy at CM's that I can't even get reservations for my best friends anymore.
BBN: Oh, well that is too bad. Maybe I could tell you a joke.
PJ: Ok, that might cheer me up.
BBN: What costume did the devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson wear to the Halloween party?
PJ: Uhh, I don't know.
BBN:
PJ: I see. (not really seeing, of course)
BBN: Oh, that's right you don't understand smiley. A pinball machine. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee, hee.
PJ: A pinball machine!!!! Oh, BBN, that was is soooo funny. (still not gettting it) Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee hee.
EVERYONE ELSE: WTH are they laughing about? I don't get it.
Twinkie: (aka Nancy Drew) I THINK I get it. You see, Jack Nicholson starred in the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. In the movie Jack Nicholson, a crazy person in an insane asylum, is treated with shock therapy. After the treatment he says to his friends "The next woman who gets ahold of me is going to light up like a pinball machine". See, simple to understand really. Since the woman was a devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson she dressed up like a pinball machine.
Everyone Else: Oh. Good one BBN.

BDG

 

[celerystalker]

Thank you, babycow!!!!!!

You're the bestest.

b - great ADT!

twinks - great obscure reference!

 

[Sandy321]

Careful is boring.





What if there WAS no tomorrow? I guess I better go to Denny's. There are giving away free pancakes TODAY. It's not the perfect pancake, but it will do.

an hour wait time - and its the Big Breakfast, so you get 2 eggs 2 sausages, 2 bacons, 2 pancakes (they man not be browned, they are cooking 'em fast) and maybe the number of a cardiologist!

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget to post like BDG 'cause it's cooooold out there today.

No kiddin!

Stop the presses. Hold the phone.


This just in......Cookie is alive and has not gone to the big hamster wheel in the sky.

Thank googness!

WTG BBN -

My mind wandered...

 

[bdg100]

Last edited by babynurse1 : Today at 10:08 AM. Reason: My hamsters name was obscure.

I thought you said your hamster's name was Cookie.

BDG

 

[Sandy321]

I'm glad some of y'all got It. I'm a dork, so what? I embrace my inner goofball. Most people find me amiable. affable even.

Besides, sometimes I like to do stuff just to see what happens. That's not always a good thing....but ya never know what a bbn might do.

Sorry I missed the reference - but LUV the movie - it was filmed near here even!

Didya hear Mayor Blumberg was bitten by their groundhog!!

DH and DD tend to stick to Monty Python and Princess Bride quotes - dd put on dh's church Name sticker - Inigo Montoya - but the reference was missed, dh kept saying "prepare to die" even...

lil g - bad cook, ha!

babycow - Your silliness was funny and we appreciate it. thank you.
I actually didn't get it at first, but once I did, it was very funny.
I really like that movie - except that it has andie mcdowell in it. YUCK!

Peeej! the snuggie commercial is on RIGHT NOW! I'm ordering you one!
Yes, it's warmish in shreveport - but down to right around 30 at night, so after the sun goes down, I need a light jacket.

marita - yep - this casino gives free drinks as long as you are actively gaming. and since they have penny slots, this is a good thing!

For all of us that have a job, let's be extra thankful today.
for all of us that still have a roof over our head and internet access, let's all be extra thankful today.

You are my God, and I will give you thanks; you are my God, and I will exalt you. Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever. Psalm 118:28-29

I dont have a job, but I am ever so grateful!

DS and DIL went to Vegas for their honeymoon, they thought it was pretty tricky that the free drinks took awhiles to get back to them!

 

[babynurse1]

BBN: Hi PJ.
PJ: Hi BBN.
BBN: How are you?
PJ: Oh, I guess OK. Things are so busy at CM's that I can't even get reservations for my best friends anymore.
BBN: Oh, well that is too bad. Maybe I could tell you a joke.
PJ: Ok, that might cheer me up.
BBN: What costume did the devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson wear to the Halloween party?
PJ: Uhh, I don't know.
BBN:
PJ: I see. (not really seeing, of course)
BBN: Oh, that's right you don't understand smiley. A pinball machine. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee, hee.
PJ: A pinball machine!!!! Oh, BBN, that was is soooo funny. (still not gettting it) Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee hee.
EVERYONE ELSE: WTH are they laughing about? I don't get it.
Twinkie: (aka Nancy Drew) I THINK I get it. You see, Jack Nicholson starred in the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. In the movie Jack Nicholson, a crazy person in an insane asylum, is treated with shock therapy. After the treatment he says to his friends "The next woman who gets ahold of me is going to light up like a pinball machine". See, simple to understand really. Since the woman was a devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson she dressed up like a pinball machine.
Everyone Else: Oh. Good one BBN.

BDG

babycow!!!!!!

You're the bestest.

'tis true

I thought you said your hamster's name was Cookie.

BDG

PJs hamster is cookie. She and I are not one and the same, even though you may think otherwise. My hamsters name is obscure. The dogs name was Indiana.

Last edited by Sandy321 : Today at 11:54 AM. Reason: hard to concentrate in the library,

I understand. How can you expect to think clearly what with all that whispering and reading?

 

[bdg100]

That ADT, my humo(u)r impaired friend, was a perfect example of posting at it's finest. Unfortunately, you have chosen to mar the brilliance that is BDG with the ugly stain of your woefully misguided trainwreck smiley. Shame, shame upon you BBN.

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

That ADT, my humo(u)r impaired friend, was a perfect example of posting at it's finest. Unfortunately, you have chosen to mar the brilliance that is BDG with the ugly stain of your woefully misguided trainwreck smiley. Shame, shame upon you BBN.

BDG

I embrace shame.

 

[bdg100]

Shane who?

BDG

 

[babynurse1]

Shane who?

BDG

I am not one to embrace and tell.

 

[bdg100]

Ok, one that is NOT so obscure.

Q: What song does Michael Phelps like to work out to the most?










A: Smoke on the water.


BDG

 

[babynurse1]

Ok, one that is NOT so obscure.

Q: What song does Michael Phelps like to work out to the most?










A: Smoke on the water.


BDG

 

[aldisneygrl]

ok, ok, ok. fine!!!!

any other requests from you moovers. can i pick up your laundry? clean your house? check on your ailing aunt? bring you a diet coke?

Uh, you can come do all of the above here in COLD, but Sunny AL!

Stop the presses. Hold the phone.


This just in......Cookie is alive and has not gone to the big hamster wheel in the sky.

Glad to hear it.


Just got back from the Dr. Six month checkup after a high blood pressure reading six months ago......She says my ticker looks good, and I'm off the hook 'til I go back for my "girlie" visit.

 

[celerystalker]

PJs hamster is cookie. She and I are not one and the same, even though you may think otherwise. My hamsters name is obscure. The dogs name was Indiana.

Tee hee.

B - hey there mr. casino man. we're headed back to the penny slots tonight.
HIGH ROLLERS!!!

Me and Michael are starting a new show.
Leave it to Cleavage!

 

[TwinkieMama]

For the love of all that is unholy, irreverent and nonsensical.

Hey now. I merely *like* all that is unholy, irreverent and nonsensical.

twinks - great obscure reference!

You are welcome. I like to think all my references are obscure.

an hour wait time - and its the Big Breakfast, so you get 2 eggs 2 sausages, 2 bacons, 2 pancakes (they man not be browned, they are cooking 'em fast) and maybe the number of a cardiologist!

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PJs hamster is cookie. She and I are not one and the same, even though you may think otherwise. My hamsters name is obscure. The dogs name was Indiana.

At least it wasn't snakes. I hate snakes.

 

[babynurse1]

Tee hee.

whoa I just got tee hee'd. isn't that like the kiss of death of comedy?

Last edited by aldisneygrl : Today at 01:22 PM. Reason: Yes, Shame on you BBN,

What better place for shame to be?

1. Hey now. I merely *like* all that is unholy, irreverent and nonsensical.

2. At least it wasn't snakes. I hate snakes.

1. Hey now, I'm an all star. Get your game on...For reals though, YOU as in SHE not YOU as in ME, said WE as in the collective WE should post like HE as in BDG. I plucked that little gem right out of the brilliant book of posting by bdg.

2. dangit. i wasn't obscure enough for nancy drew. next time i'll try harder.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

perhaps i'm just wIerd and obscure.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Peeej! the snuggie commercial is on RIGHT NOW! I'm ordering you one!

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually, we should probably get matching ones. Yes, matching.

Ack! anti snow pixie dust to peej and babycow - they just showed Louisville on Cnn and y'all are getting more snow on top of the yucky ice!
Be careful out there, peej! (I know elisabeth will be careful)

I don't really even know what to do with that. The roads today were fine. No biggie.

What if there WAS no tomorrow? I guess I better go to Denny's. There are giving away free pancakes TODAY. It's not the perfect pancake, but it will do.

When I saw that commercial during the superbowl, I immediately thought of you. Then again, I thought of you when I saw that "other" commercial too. IF you know what I mean.

Hey babycow!
can you text the peej and find out if cookie is alive and then post on here?
I told my friend Michael about the perils and plight of cookie - and we need to know!

I would love to have witnessed that conversation.
"Hey, Michael, I have this online friend named Peej and..."
"her name is Peej????"
"Well, it's actually Lauren, but we all call her Peej."
"How the helk does one get Peej from Lauren?"
"I dunno, how does one get celery from Amber? How does one get babycow from Elisabeth? It just makes sense. So anyway, she teaches at a Montessori school and she has this hamster who possibly froze and starved to death."
And the amazing thing is that this Michael apparently followed this conversation since he was interested in Cookie's fate. Maybe you should marry this man. Wait. Is this the gay guy??? Actually, that could work....
Kidding!

Stop the presses. Hold the phone.


This just in......Cookie is alive and has not gone to the big hamster wheel in the sky.

And for this we are all grateful??

BBN: Hi PJ.
PJ: Hi BBN.
BBN: How are you?
PJ: Oh, I guess OK. Things are so busy at CM's that I can't even get reservations for my best friends anymore.
BBN: Oh, well that is too bad. Maybe I could tell you a joke.
PJ: Ok, that might cheer me up.
BBN: What costume did the devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson wear to the Halloween party?
PJ: Uhh, I don't know.
BBN:
PJ: I see. (not really seeing, of course)
BBN: Oh, that's right you don't understand smiley. A pinball machine. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee, hee.
PJ: A pinball machine!!!! Oh, BBN, that was is soooo funny. (still not gettting it) Ha, ha, ha, ha. Tee hee.
EVERYONE ELSE: WTH are they laughing about? I don't get it.
Twinkie: (aka Nancy Drew) I THINK I get it. You see, Jack Nicholson starred in the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. In the movie Jack Nicholson, a crazy person in an insane asylum, is treated with shock therapy. After the treatment he says to his friends "The next woman who gets ahold of me is going to light up like a pinball machine". See, simple to understand really. Since the woman was a devoted stalker of Jack Nicholson she dressed up like a pinball machine.
Everyone Else: Oh. Good one BBN.

BDG

Twinkessori: I still don't get the joke. Please dumb it down another level or two.
Yours truly,
Peej

How are we all doing on this lovely Tuesday? To celebrate our first day back we had an hour and a half faculty meeting after school. Talk about a snooze fest!! There were free snickers bars involved though and my kids were really good today. That's all I've got.

 

[celerystalker]

Hehehe.
Great ADT, peej.
Michael and I giggled lots!

 

[celerystalker]

Michael and I convinced Greg that they need to stay for 7 nights!

Woo! I'll have babysitters!
So there's only a few hours each day when I could be a danger to myself and others.
Hopefully, Marita will come stay with me for those hours!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Boy, lots of funny posts today. Keep 'em coming!

Peej, funny about Celery and Michael getting married, tee hee! (sorry, Cel)

Allie, it's cold here too. In the 30's tonight, and deep freeze for next 2 nights. DS, who is now back in Alabama, called tonight and said it was cold and really windy. They had to do some excercise involving a pole leaned against a wall over a moat to climb, and he said some poor guy slipped and fell into the freezing water, all the way covering his head. Anyway, I think DS was heading out to buy thermal underwear tonight. Related to weather, not the guy falling in the water.

Cel, babysitting you will depend on work and hours of the day. I dont like driving at night anymore. Just to get you in the spirit, see below:

Here's a poem from an old trip report I just ran across:

Originally Posted by Bill_Lin
Dear Wendy,

I was inspired to write this poem by your thread and that of WhoseyourMickey. Tell me if this sounds familiar .

Disney Whirled

Parking lot
Playful spot
Inspection hassle
Magic Castle
Rope Drop
Child Swap
See Winnie the Pooh
Whatever you do

Dumbo
Walk slow
Main Street
Character greet
Peter Pan
Touring Plan
Hair stylin’
Tom Sawyer Island

Breakfast
Fast Pass
Ariel
Liberty Bell
Snow White
Grab a bite
Jungle Cruise
Long-line blues

Toon Town
Princess gown
Mickey Mouse
Minnie’s house
Pirate’s curse
Empty purse
Parade Times
Count your dimes

Aladdin’s lamp
Hand stamp
Gifts shops
Potty stops
A President
Our money’s spent
Haunted Mansion
Hidden stanchion

Fireworks
Rude jerks
Small World
Flags unfurled
Splash Mountain
Thunder Mountain
Space Mountain
Costs mountin’

Tired feet
We’re all beat
Monorail
Please don’t fail
Find our car
It can’t be far
Its really late
We’re out the gate