Warning: TMI ahead. Look away delicate ones (PJ

):
SO! I fell in the toilet at 3:30 this morning!!!!!!
WHY must I be forced to live with 4 males who actually think
if they can lift the seat, I can put it down?
It was dark, I had too much Crystal Lite, and didn't want to fully wake up at that ungodly hour so I staggered through the dark to MY bathroom (the one that boys are NOT allowed to use in any form unless it's an emergency) thus it's the CLEAN toilet
Mind you, my posterior is not small (YET) enough to touch the bottom porcelain but I think the gravity and momentum of me sitting/falling, I swear it touched bottom. Please, God, let whomever used it last at least been considerate enough to Flush!!!!!!
Well, that is a FINE way to wake up

. The heebie-jeebies of
toilet cooties made me have to take a 3:32 bath.
Let's just say, my entire family is now required to pee like a GIRL for all eternity because of this!
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