We saw that rain was on it’s way and as soon as we made it back to good old Liberty Square, we booked it over to the Hall of Presidents (the attraction Grumpy wanted to experience the most).
We were among the last 10 people let into the holding pen (it was still fairly sunny outside at this time) and only had to wait for about 5 minutes before the doors opened and they let the masses (well, not MASSES exactly) through. While Grumpy stared excitedly at the curtain, me and Sleepy settled in for a nice nap. The show wasn’t too terribly bad. Sleepy actually did fall asleep. Again. I’ll admit, I did too for a few minutes.
As we exited, Grumpy had only this to say.
“Well, that was a good lesson that we should all remember.”
Sleepy’s response?
“What? Make sure to sleep with your mouth closed?”
We left through the doors and immediately got wet. It was pouring rain out there. We’d been in the show for 15 minutes and already it was pouring. We pulled on the ponchos and headed back over to Adventureland. We found Sleepy a restroom, only to see that it was overflowing (with rain water, that is). The rain let up just a little bit and we took that as our chance to try the Jungle Cruise with the FASTPASSes.
It was only sprinkling as we took a cruise down 4 rivers including de Nile. We had a pretty funny skipper but other than that, I don’t remember much about the ride. I know I prefer it to Disneyland’s though. It had an entirely different feeling.
It was just our luck that the moment we arrived back at the dock, it started pouring again. We covered up and ran out of Adventureland (for hopefully the last time that day) and over to the castle to get to Fantasyland.
Unfortunately, what we failed to realize was that every other person in the Magic Kingdom had decided to cram themselves into the tight space to hide out from the rain.
If you can’t stand the rain, get out of Florida! At least in July.
We squeezed (quite literally) through the masses (after seeing the pretty murals on the wall for Cinderella—the Stepmother was up there ) and made it out in one piece to the nearly empty Fantasyland. We had gotten lucky that most of the attractions we had left were shows so we headed over to Philarmagic. By this point, both Sleepy and I had basically stopped taking pictures. But here’s one of the two of us taken on her phone.
Drowned rats.
We got lucky again and were headed into the show in no time. Of course, we forgot to take our obligatory 3-D glasses picture. I think this is the only sit-down attraction where Sleepy did not fall asleep. We all enjoyed Philarmagic, actually. Best 3-D show of the week. We dispensed of the 3-D glasses, threw on our ponchos and once again headed through the pouring rain towards Tomorrowland.
Monsters Inc. Comedy Club was next on our list. The wait was about 10 or 15 minutes but it seemed much longer as it’s quite drafty and we were all shivering like mad while in the first queue. The show was funny but we’re not so sure that we’d do it again. We exited and ran across the “street” to Stitch’s Great Escape.
See how horribly it was pouring?
We didn’t get so lucky this time as they lengthened the line right in front of us and literally made us walk the extra empty space. The wait was short but the attraction was horrible. Not to mention boring. In the sit-down part, when they said that the chest-shield would stop when it hit your shoulders, mine didn’t. I literally had to push it up so it didn’t squeeze my shoulders (I’d been carrying around that stupid bag for 3 days now, my shoulder’s REALLY hurt). And then when Stitch is jumping around and the thingy comes down again, it hurt Sleepy’s shoulders really bad. I already had my hands pushing that thing up when I realized what would happen.
I love Stitch but his Great Escape was not cute and fluffy.
When we exited the into the over-crowded gift shop, Sleepy had half the mind to tell a CM about her horrible experience but Grumpy and I talked her out of it. We were just going to continue on with the tour plan when I saw it. The souvenir of my choice. The absolute best thing in the world.
An Alice in Wonderland snow globe with me (the White Rabbit) in the middle!!!
I had to have it. I picked it up and went to stand in the absolutely outrageous line to pay while Sleepy and Grumpy went outside.
In the line next to me, the husband was standing in line while his wife was coming back and forth with more stuff to add to their pile. While he was checking out, she came with more stuff. I think they’re total was about $130 or so. Oh, and then they got ponchos for 5 people so add forty to that.
Then right in front of me, there was a nice little family who had to buy ponchos for all of them. It came to about $60. The man was sighing as he doled out his money. Apparently, from what I overheard, they were supposed to go to dinner that night at a nice restaurant but now they couldn’t afford it. As they left, I couldn’t help but feel happy we’d bought our 86 cent ponchos at Wal-Mart two months beforehand. I told the story to Sleepy and Grumpy and they said the same thing.
Now that Sleepy had cooled her jets, we headed over to the TTA which had a 3 second wait. It was a lot of fun, just riding around Tomorrowland. It’s a member of the Disneyland Extinct Attractions Club so I’d never ridden it before. Very nice and relaxing. When we passed through Space Mountain the lights were on and there was a car just sitting there and the people staring at us. It didn’t look too bad. Hmmm…maybe I’d ride it the next day….
Sleepy’s legs were killing her (she has a swelling condition that really puts her in pain when it gets bad) so we asked the CM if we could stay on.
“No,” was all she said. “You have to get off.”
There wasn’t a soul in line.
So we got off and headed to Carousel of Progress. It was a pretty cool attraction actually. I’d been looking forward to it for a while. We had fun staying out of the rain and laughing at all of the “nifty” inventions. When we got out, Grumpy said it wasn’t as bad as he’d expected.
We went back to the TTA and rode around again. Space Mountain was working again and yikes—it looked scary. No thank you. As we rode around, Grumpy decided to speak of our plans for the next day.
“What park at we at tomorrow?”
“Here again.”
“You REALLY want to come back?”
“…Yes…”
“How about we do a day without a park.”
The Disney Nazi inside of me started screaming in protest. NO!!!!! We couldn’t miss out on a day at Disney. We were only here for a week! My plans were perfect! We had to follow them precisely!
“But we already paid for the ticket,” I gave weakly.
“It’s only two bucks.” He must have seen the fight in my eyes about ready to come out. “I’m not saying we got a WHOLE day without Disney, but how about we sleep in a bit, relax, come for a while, then go to Downtown Disney or something.”
“But we have to see the parade.”
“What time is it at?” I told him. “We can be back for that.”
Unwillingly, I agreed with his plans. Very unwillingly.
When we got off the TTA, we toured Main Street a bit and got a few souvenirs. We teased Grumpy with a few Grumpy (the dwarf) products, but we wasn’t too happy about it. We decided to leave. We took the monorail back to the TTC and were on our way out. We went out to dinner then back to the worst hotel in Orlando, and it was pouring rain all the while.
How will our “relaxing” day work out? Probably not how you think.
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