I was going to reply to everyone, but I can't think of anything witty to say.
So.
Umm.
Thanks for reading! I really appreciate it!
I find myself working on my trip report when I'm depressed. Cuz I can pretend to not be here! Ha.
Work sucks.
But anyway.
Thanks again for reading and for replying. It means a lot to me.
And now, the next installment!!!
The one where we actually might ride a ride!
Lets go to the Land! Woo!
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Living with the land. Its one of those must dos every year. I didnt even mind too terribly bad that the ag nerd was absent (sorry Twinkie! You can still have the dream job of Behind the Seeds tour guide!). Since my mom likes it and Tammy likes it, it was the perfect first choice.
Plus its not scary or anything, so if Jeanie was awake by then, it wouldnt be too bad for her to wake up to.
And if she slept through it, she wouldnt be missing a lot anyway.
So we meandered towards the Land.
And thats when I saw it.
The brand new Character Connection! Oh my goodness! Its beautimous! And you can see all the characters through the window!
Of course, Jeanie couldnt see them cuz her eyelids were in the way.
But thats ok.
Me and Tammy didnt get a bit teary eyed.
Ha.
Were getting really sentimental in our old age.
Anyway, we promised ourselves that we would take her there on our way out of the park.
About this time, my mother and I worked on our signals for direction.
I would use my two finger Disney point to point her in the right direction (I love using that. Hehehehe. Two weeks ago I had to direct traffic at my church. I was amazed because a few people actually knew what I was doing.). When we were approaching a turn, I would yell ahead Mother! Left!
The first few times, she would immediately turn left.
Then I explained to her that I meant left at the next opening not left towards a wall. I was trying to give her ample time to turn, not expecting her to play bumper cars with random Disney architecture.
On our way to the land we also encountered our first VERY RUDE GUEST (VRG)!
VRGs think they own the parks (duh. Its mine. I said so.)
VRGs do not care that you paid as much as they did to be in the park.
This is THE VRG vacation and nothing and no one is going to get in their way.
Including middle aged ladies on
ECVs.
My poor mother tried so hard throughout the vacation to be mindful of other guests. She would sit and wait for people to pass.
And wait.
And wait.
Id try to explain to her that although September is not that crowded at the world, she is NEVER going to find a completely empty spot so she might as well get on out there in traffic.
When I was particularly grumpy at some VRG, Id yell ahead to her Just ram him! Hes being rude!
Hehehehe.
Anyway, this particular VRG near the land walked directly into the path of my mother as she tried her best to slam on her brake (which didnt really exist on hers shed have to turn the thing off real quick) then had the AUDACITY (I just love that word!) to turn around and glare at her!
My mother has a tendency to say whatever shes thinking, so in a very hurt voice she said I tried my best to stop in time! and I told her in my slightly louder than normal voice Its ok. You did nothing wrong. He should watch where hes going. I sure hope he heard me.
But since other people in the parks are invisible and mute to VRGs, I doubt he did.
So we stroller parked and I got the sleeping Jeanie out to go visit the land. By the time we made it down to the ride, she was pretty much awake.
Probably because the gator ride took like umpteen billion hours.
At any rate, she really liked the ride. I was a tiny bit worried what she would think of the fer real animatronic gators, but they didnt phase her.
She really liked the farm scene and the live fish at the end.
After we were done, it was time for a bathroom break.
Ok.
Time out.
Disney World is like my comfort zone. I pretty much know where everything is. Occasionally I still get confused at MGM around the Star Tours/Muppetvision/Streets of America conflagaration. And there are one or two parts of Animal Kingdom I had not ventured near until this trip, but other than that, I know the place like the back of my hand.
Whats that?!?!?! Where did it come from?!?!?!
Heheheh.
Anyway.
So I know where the most convenient bathrooms are.
So after the ride, we need a bathroom break.
No problem.
Follow me.
Its over by the Soarin entrance right behind the desk for the behind the seeds tour.
Right here.
Where this wall is?!?!?!
What?
Could it be that the scary incident reported in another trip report caused this bathroom to be out of commission?
(I would, if I could find it, point you in the direction of that oh so happy trip report episode. Im pretty sure it was Mel HappyHaunt. Although it could have been ZZUB. Or even possibly Mrs. Mr. the King. They all have a tendency to talk about quite inappropriate bathroom incidents. At any rate, this one involved the bathroom near Soarin and either a number 3 or a number 4.)
I asked the nearest Cast Member where the bathroom was.
He said Upstairs near the elevator.
Wait! Wasnt there one here before?
Im not sure. But there is one upstairs near the elevator.
I felt like cowering in a corner. My nice, safe, comfortable place was different! Ack!
And then I got over it.
And measured Jeanie to see if she was tall enough to ride Soarin.
Even though I knew she wasnt.
So we went back on the elevator (Gator fun!) with my mother and her
ECV (*beepbeepbeep*) and had a potty break (FLUSH!).
After having the talk with Tammy ONCE AGAIN.
No.
We are not going to see Circle of Life.
When will you ever believe me?
I KNOW you havent seen it.
TRUST ME!
It is boring.
I will only go if I or Jeanie needs a nap.
And she just woke up from one and I have had no sleep so a nap isnt going to cut it anyway.
This is our first day.
Not even our first FULL day.
There will be plenty of time for you to watch that boring movie in our million day vacation (yeah right!).
We are going to see Nemo. (Nemo!!!)
After we parked the stroller in the next stroller parking conflaberation (wait til the next day and Ill show you how smart I was and how it even got me a magical moment!) and looked at the Mine! Seagulls, we went in the bane of Nebos existence the queue for Nemo!!!!
Oh the horror!
I couldnt help but think of him as I twisted back and forth in the near dark.
Hehehehe.
I pictured him bouncing off each post like a pinball.
While my mother maneuvered those hairpin turns oh so deftly in her super sleek machine.
Man.
This episode is LONG!
Were up to 1180 words so far. Wait. 1188.
I think Ill stop here.
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