celerystalker
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- Joined
- Jun 30, 2006
First, let me start by saying that I LOVE trip reports. They provide that nice fix when the shakes for the World start. They give you insight into your fellow posters. They let you pretend that its perfectly fine to think about Disney every single day. They make you feel NORMAL (especially with the weirdos that post trip reports around here).
So Ive thought about posting a trip report before. But I have this aversion to failure. Like a lot. Like I dont do things unless I know Im going to be absolutely incredible. And while I find myself amusing, Ive been told not everyone thinks Im quite so funny. The nerve!
And honestly, why write a trip report if its not funny?
The best trip reports
(should I name my favorites? Hmm. Ok! My favorite writers [in no particular order] are:
Kay7979, Twinkiemama, 1000thHappyHaunt, UtahMama, Nebo, Punkin413, AGPrincess, Mr._The_King, kpk89, Mr. and Mrs. Silly (HaleyB))
are funny. They have conflict. All but three in that list have people under 18 in them. None of them have gay people in them (except one of Kays Vikings seemed a little fruity to me).
So without conflict, with no kids, with two lesbians, what fun is a trip report going to be? I guess I could make up half of it (like Mel does I mean really, she has three reports going now. Shes just TELLING us what she did on a particular day. She really has no clue.).
I guess I could practice my creative writing Walter Middy style like Kay does. Or I could ramble on and on about philosophers, time travel and Hitchikers guide to the galaxy like Mr. Silly does.
Or! Heres a novel idea! Plan a trip thats guaranteed to have lots of conflict just so you can write a super cool trip report! It might help to meet some other great trip report writers so at least you can steal some of their thunder. You definitely need kids. And straight people. And maybe some alcoholics too? How about a road trip? It will increase the suspense.
Why not be broke at the same time? Anything else? Hmm. Ok. 20 ADRs. And plans to make all of them.
I can do it!
So Ive thought about posting a trip report before. But I have this aversion to failure. Like a lot. Like I dont do things unless I know Im going to be absolutely incredible. And while I find myself amusing, Ive been told not everyone thinks Im quite so funny. The nerve!
And honestly, why write a trip report if its not funny?
The best trip reports
(should I name my favorites? Hmm. Ok! My favorite writers [in no particular order] are:
Kay7979, Twinkiemama, 1000thHappyHaunt, UtahMama, Nebo, Punkin413, AGPrincess, Mr._The_King, kpk89, Mr. and Mrs. Silly (HaleyB))
are funny. They have conflict. All but three in that list have people under 18 in them. None of them have gay people in them (except one of Kays Vikings seemed a little fruity to me).
So without conflict, with no kids, with two lesbians, what fun is a trip report going to be? I guess I could make up half of it (like Mel does I mean really, she has three reports going now. Shes just TELLING us what she did on a particular day. She really has no clue.).
I guess I could practice my creative writing Walter Middy style like Kay does. Or I could ramble on and on about philosophers, time travel and Hitchikers guide to the galaxy like Mr. Silly does.
Or! Heres a novel idea! Plan a trip thats guaranteed to have lots of conflict just so you can write a super cool trip report! It might help to meet some other great trip report writers so at least you can steal some of their thunder. You definitely need kids. And straight people. And maybe some alcoholics too? How about a road trip? It will increase the suspense.
Why not be broke at the same time? Anything else? Hmm. Ok. 20 ADRs. And plans to make all of them.
I can do it!