May 23, 2011 - The UNOFFICIAL "The Bachelorette" - NO SPOILERS, please!

[Lehuaann]

Imzadi; Yep, you called it on William the man-child. I'm ashamed to admit that when I first saw their 1on1 date I thought there might be potential. However, his behaviour has disgusted me about as much as Bentley's.

And desperate, insecure Ashley...anyone else notice her skank-move on Lucus when she positioned herself for the fake golf lesson...and said something to the effect of, "do I stick my butt up like this?!?" Seriously, little teaser? Gag me - with a club!!

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Imzadi; Yep, you called it on William the man-child. I'm ashamed to admit that when I first saw their 1on1 date I thought there might be potential. However, his behaviour has disgusted me about as much as Bentley's.

And desperate, insecure Ashley...anyone else notice her skank-move on Lucus when she positioned herself for the fake golf lesson...and said something to the effect of, "do I stick my butt up like this?!?" Seriously, little teaser? Gag me - with a club!!

Yah, that was disgusting. I think Lucas was annoyed with her for playing games.

 

[Robinrs]

Ben C - Wow - she must have just been looking for an excuse anyway - how does she just accept what William said without even talking to Ben about it.

ESPECIALLY since she was so called WARNED about Bentley and said she'll give him a chance before believing what someone just SAID about him.

Poor inconsistent, insecure, flat chested, high pitched voice Not Chantal or Emily dancer/dentist Ashley. She will go down in history as the WORSE bachelorette ever and NO I don't care WHO or if she hooks up.

 

[FINFAN]

maybe the producers haven't shown her the Bentley footage because they are as with Ashley as the rest of us, lol. Having thier own bit of fun at her expense. OK , so I know it is for drama, but me thinks the ratings are going the wrong way for them this season. She should have just stayed in dental school, given a cute single guy a little extra of the happy gas...and then gone on a date with him. That way he'd be loopy enough to think she was amazing and she'd believe it since she needs to hear it. Is the dentist guy still on the show or did she send him packing? They could have at least given each other enough novacaine to get thru the pain of a one-on -one date.

 

[FINFAN]

ESPECIALLY since she was so called WARNED about Bentley and said she'll give him a chance before believing what someone just SAID about him.

Poor inconsistent, insecure, flat chested, high pitched voice Not Chantal or Emily dancer/dentist Ashley. She will go down in history as the WORSE bachelorette ever and NO I don't care WHO or if she hooks up.

ITA!

 

[DWGal210]

Can I get an Amen!

If anyone wants a giggle, read the Bachelorette blog on EW.com (Entertainment Weekly's site). The gal who writes that is hilarious & spot-on.

If the other guys get scrappy & angry with her next week, I might have to break my vow & watch that section. Now that'll be Must See TV.

Poor inconsistent, insecure, flat chested, high pitched voice Not Chantal or Emily dancer/dentist Ashley. She will go down in history as the WORSE bachelorette ever and NO I don't care WHO or if she hooks up.

 

[Lehuaann]

Is the dentist guy still on the show or did she send him packing? They could have at least given each other enough novacaine to get thru the pain of a one-on -one date.

Dentist Blake received the rose after that joke of a group date punching on one another.

 

[Lehuaann]

especially since she was so called warned about bentley and said she'll give him a chance before believing what someone just said about him.

Poor inconsistent, insecure, flat chested, high pitched voice not chantal or emily dancer/dentist ashley. She will go down in history as the worse bachelorette ever and no i don't care who or if she hooks up.

can i get an amen!

Amen!

 

[Imzadi]

Imzadi; Yep, you called it on William the man-child.

Aww, Thanks.









ssst: I'll PayPal you the payment later. )

 

[shortbun]

No wonder the producers wanted Bently back. This show is taking a fast nosedive. I see no conection or spark between her and any guy.

I do like JP. I think he'd make a good batchelor.

Now that she's actually seen the show, has she commented about Bently?

Jimmy Kimmel tried to talk to her about Bentley but she seemed to be on some gag order so she couldn't dish. Kimmel was funny, he told it to her straight. He seems to like reality TV.

 

[Imzadi]

Jimmy Kimmel tried to talk to her about Bentley but she seemed to be on some gag order so she couldn't dish. Kimmel was funny, he told it to her straight. He seems to like reality TV.

Did you mean when she was on a couple weeks ago?


Here is the one from yesterday:

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley. . .
By any other name, it'd sound much sweeter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_HzlKsJLY

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Did you mean when she was on a couple weeks ago?


Here is the one from yesterday:

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley. . .
By any other name, it'd sound much sweeter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_HzlKsJLY

Ug. That's just sickening hearing the name so many times so close together.

But I'm so glad I watched, because it led me to another great Jimmy Kimmel clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ZRlkXaGGY&feature=relmfu

 

[Robinrs]

Can I get an Amen!

If anyone wants a giggle, read the Bachelorette blog on EW.com (Entertainment Weekly's site). The gal who writes that is hilarious & spot-on.

That blog is AWESOME. Kristen is crazy!!

Her best line:

In a not-so-shocking development, Ashley sends Nick home, which is too bad because I never did figure out if it was a soul patch or a birthmark. (I don't know -- I'm going to go with soul patch.)

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Poor Ames. His face was messed up even before he got his brains beaten in. Like if his head was a map of the USA, his left eye would be Tennessee and his right eye would be Oregon (for the geographically challenged, that's not good). His mom should have laid off the shiraz and merlot a bit while pregnant. But at least he can "pull off the pink shorts!"

With her obsession with Bentley, it's clear that the way to Ashley's heart is to just mumble a lot and show minimal interest in Ashley.

***

Ashley badly needs the therapist that helped Brad find his way to Emily. Ash sure is one insecure chick. I felt it was strange that she believed Willliam at word one about the supposed insincerity of Ben C. but did not believe Michelle Money. I cannot believe
how good a poker face Chris Harrison has. Not a crack when she brings up the B word. How can he sleep at night? So happy to see the guys get mad at the announced return of that loser in Hong Kong.

***
Clearly Mickey isn't going to make it through this thing. I would like to offer to take him off her hands. The guy is almost too good looking, it's crazy. And he's Irish. Double hot. That is all.

 

[Robinrs]

Did you mean when she was on a couple weeks ago?


Here is the one from yesterday:

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley. . .
By any other name, it'd sound much sweeter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_HzlKsJLY

People ran into my office while I was watching that!! I was hysterical!!!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

And William the manchild speaks...

QUOTE:

Bachelorette's William Explains Why He Roasted Ashley
By Melody Chiu

Cell phone salesman William Holman, 30, from Galloway, Oh., appeared to be a frontrunner on The Bachelorette after sweeping Ashley Hebert off her feet during a whirlwind first date in Las Vegas. Holman spoke to reporters on a conference call about his intense roast of Ashley Hebert, what caused the fire to burn out with her and who he would want to see take home the final rose.

You decided to really, really roast Ashley. What made you decide to go that route?
I thought she was very secure in herself. I didn't watch the past seasons to know she really had any of those insecurities and for myself, I'd never been up on stage before and it has been a dream of mine. Unfortunately, I got up there and I was just scared ridiculous, thinking about having to be on stage. I wasn't even thinking about the outcome. It was just a little bit of immaturity in me still left.

You guys had a great connection in Vegas. Do you think things cooled off between you and Ashley as a direct result of the roast?
After she met Bentley, there was a different look that she had and it was a different feel when we hung out after that. I think that she just turned a lot of her focus towards Bentley, but then after the roast, obviously it was definitely not there anymore but I was hoping to get it back.

What was your take on Bentley?
I actually roomed with him in the house and nobody had anything bad to say about Bentley. Whenever I talked to Bentley, we always talked about his daughter and that's all that was discussed. He never opened up and said the things that we heard on TV that he was upset that it was Ashley. There was never any of that kind of talk.

Did Ben C. really talk about using dating sites and why did you decide to bring it up to Ashley?
I did feel like he was insincere. I didn't do it as a way to get him out of the way. Ben C. is a nice guy but it was something that he did talk about. I wouldn't have made anything up like that, but I just felt like if she was questioning anyone's integrity or purpose on the show then she should know. I didn't know he was going to be sent home right after I had told her about that.

Your first date with Ashley was planning a wedding. Were you overwhelmed?
I thought that I'd be planning the wedding at the end of this, not the very first date. It was unreal. You hop in a Maserati, you get on a private jet and you're heading to Vegas. To get there ... look at wedding cake, wedding rings and ... go through the process of getting married, it was very intimidating. I was definitely nervous and maybe not gonna be another first date I go on!

Who would you pick for Ashley?
J.P. is a great guy, and if I could pick a guy for her I would pick J.P. I saw their interactions and the look on their faces when they got to be around each other, and it's that look two people have when they're really in love.

 

[Imzadi]

And William the manchild speaks...

QUOTE:

Bachelorette's William Explains Why He Roasted Ashley
By Melody Chiu

You decided to really, really roast Ashley. What made you decide to go that route?
I thought she was very secure in herself. I didn't watch the past seasons to know she really had any of those insecurities

Pot meet Kettle.

and for myself, I'd never been up on stage before and it has been a dream of mine. Unfortunately, I got up there and I was just scared ridiculous, thinking about having to be on stage. I wasn't even thinking about the outcome. It was just a little bit of immaturity in me still left.

Oh, yes, he was. He was thinking that roast would make him a famous comedian & his life & career would begin.


"Little bit of immaturity"??? Ya think!!!

Don't ya just love when manchilds think they are all grown up -- yet in the next breath keep proclaiming how they DON'T want to grow up?

You guys had a great connection in Vegas. Do you think things cooled off between you and Ashley as a direct result of the roast?
After she met Bentley, there was a different look that she had and it was a different feel when we hung out after that. I think that she just turned a lot of her focus towards Bentley, but then after the roast, obviously it was definitely not there anymore but I was hoping to get it back.

She met Bentley at the same time she met all the other 24 men.
She just chilled to William after the roast.

What was your take on Bentley?
I actually roomed with him in the house and nobody had anything bad to say about Bentley.

I guess there is some real bonding that happens when men share the bathroom together? I wonder if William was in there at the same time as Mask Man & Bentley?

Did Ben C. really talk about using dating sites and why did you decide to bring it up to Ashley?
I did feel like he was insincere. I didn't do it as a way to get him out of the way. . . I didn't know he was going to be sent home right after I had told her about that.

No, of course not. Never crossed his mind. . . No reason for him to have that smug look on his face afterwards, or how he was thinking at dinner HE was going to get to stay after getting rid of Ben C.

Who would you pick for Ashley?
J.P. is a great guy, and if I could pick a guy for her I would pick J.P. I saw their interactions and the look on their faces when they got to be around each other, and it's that look two people have when they're really in love.

I wonder if this means J.P. is toast? William is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, when it comes to figuring out what goes on around him.

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Pot meet Kettle.

Yup.

Oh, yes, he was. He was thinking that roast would make him a famous comedian & his life & career would begin.

I know, he even said how excited he was about the whole comedian thing. Um, hate to break it ya William but you kind of stunk! Especially when you use woman's body parts as fodder.

"Little bit of immaturity"??? Ya think!!!

Don't ya just love when manchilds think they are all grown up -- yet in the next breath keep proclaiming how they DON'T want to grow up?

I know. Textbook, textbook, textbook. "I'm so mature and ready to meet life's responsibilities. Wait, does that mean I can still run away from hardship??" Duh.

She met Bentley at the same time she met all the other 24 men.
She just chilled to William after the roast.

Again, if I were Ashley and William told me my chest was practially non-existent, well I'd have had a rose ceremony right then and there and kicked his butt to the curb!

I guess there is some real bonding that happens when men share the bathroom together? I wonder if William was in there at the same time as Mask Man & Bentley?

Lordy, I'm still trying to erase that scene from my memory!

No, of course not. Never crossed his mind. . . No reason for him to have that smug look on his face afterwards, or how he was thinking at dinner HE was going to get to stay after getting rid of Ben C.

Ya, ok. He looked pretty proud of himself when Ben took the walk of shame back to that cardboard boat. He was banking on Ashley reacting the way she did and thought it simply solidified his standing with her. Didn't quite work out that way though, did it Wills?

I wonder if this means J.P. is toast? William is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, when it comes to figuring out what goes on around him.

Who knows. This season is freaking bizarre! Maybe she'll end up with one of the producers instead, like Rozlyn did...

I still say most of the guys are too good for her anyway. Did you see the clip for tonight with Micky stating he doesn't know what she sees in Bentley? I'd have a ton of respect for him if he just up and said "See ya Ash! Buh bye."

 

[Disneylover79]

WOW that guy Bentley is a Jerkface, manipulator, player!!!! HE IS A TRUE LOSER!!!! If I were ABC I would make him pay for that "free" vacation!! LOSER!!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Ugh, Bentley is such a loser. Complete and total. I have to say that I'm frankly shocked she saw his true colors so quickly in Hong Kong. I have a feeling the producers or someone gave her a sneak peek at some footage...

Looks like it's going to be an interesting rose ceremony though.

 

[dislaney]

Love the Jimmy Kimmell commercial they just played with Ashley on it!! Too funny!