Very entertaining start and very well written. Lori beat me to the punch on the Three Musketeers reference, but I guess that makes sense since she got to your report two days before I did!
**Excuse me for just a moment...Hey Lori - your literacy is showing!!

Thanks for letting me slide that in to your thread, AGPrincess! **
Good luck on those finals... I remember the AP exams...and now I also remember why I've chosen to forget them.
Looking forward to reading more!