Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[Mermaid02]

"Light the lamp, not the rat!"

LOVE this!

 

[anniemae]

We're your worst nightmare............elves. with. attitude.
The Santa Clause

 

[KSchwagg86]

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer:
"Who ever heard of a skinny Santa...eat...EATTTT!!!"

 

[tevagirl]

OMG, I thought my family were the only ones who love that line!

Nope, it's ours too!

Also, from The Family Stone:
Ben to Meredith: "Are those mushrooms?"
Meredith: "I didn't know!"

 

[luvmy3]

"That ain't the friggin Christmas Star"

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

youth?!...is wasted on the wrong people! [ funny, the older i get
..the more sense that makes.] so go ahead & kiss her instead of
talking her to death......

merry christmas, filthy animal!

..you look like the type..of .. i'll get, more like a
fallen angel....where's your wings?

..hard drinks for hard men, trying to forget or do i need to
slip a knuckle sandwich....

 

[luvmy3]

AMC is showing Christmas Vacation right now although its almost the end, but it will be on tomorrow night too

 

[tink_lover]

Just watched/heard it tonight! It's already been mentioned,

"Let's be independent together" - Rudolph

 

[Macca1111]

I see someone else beat me to the "pink nightmare!" quote!

They have these:

at Target now. (Yes, it is a PINK BUNNY SUIT IN AN ADULT SIZE!!! ) Of course I just had to get one. Because pink nightmare = hilarious.

OMG!!!!! I have to go buy a pair for mom for xmas! You made my night!

I could quote forever, so instead I'll do my absolute favorite...
"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." A Christmas Story

And, because no one's said it yet, the emotional payoff of the previous 2 hours (3 on tv) tho it's not said out loud...
"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends." It's a Wonderful Life

 

[live4christp1]

Charlie Brown: I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.
[shouting in desperation]
Charlie Brown: Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]
Linus Van Pelt: Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
Linus Van Pelt: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
[Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown]
Linus Van Pelt: That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

****** I always tear up in this part of this cartoon, never fails, every year ******

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn10FF-FQfs

 

[nmmom95]

From Christmas Vacation:

Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we?
Sure, Dad.
Hmm... Maybe we ought to just go up there and check...
Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...

 

[Kim&Chris]

From Rudolph:
"Bumbles bounce!!!"

From Scrooged:
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

From Elf:
"Did you HEAR THAT???" (after world's longest burp)

 

[bwolfe]

Charlie Brown: I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.
[shouting in desperation]
Charlie Brown: Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]
Linus Van Pelt: Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
Linus Van Pelt: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
[Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown]
Linus Van Pelt: That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

****** I always tear up in this part of this cartoon, never fails, every year ******

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn10FF-FQfs

This is one of the best momemts in any Christmas moive/special!!

 

[lovesmurfs]

"Ears, Nester!"

 

[Aisling]

George Bailey: Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

Potter: And happy New Year to you, in jail!


That always makes me laugh. Potter is so mean!

 

[Kim&Chris]

"Ears, Nester!"

This one always makes me cry, no matter how many times I watch it

 

[amykay9377]

YEP! I just LOVE this movie!

Another good line, "Fragile (pronounced Frag-E-lay) that must be Italian."
you can catch it on you tube

If you get TBS, you can watch it on Christmas Eve for TWENTY-FOUR straight hours!

It is a tradition in our house to watch it on Cmas Eve, then have it playing when my mom comes over, because my brother and I used to watch it ALL the TIME and the movie annoys the crap out of her!

Yeah, I love my family, what of it?

 

[Jennasis]

"Tis neither pig nor pork...Tis BEEF!" (Stan in March of the Wooden Soldiers"

 

[princessbride6205]

More Muppet Christmas Carol:
Sam the Eagle: Oh, you will love business. It is the American way.
Gonzo: Uh, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: Oh. It is the British way!
**
Kermit: There's only one more sleep 'til Christmas.

Muppet Family Christmas:
Ernie: Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert.
Doc: Hi, there yourself, I'm Doc.
Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?
Doc: Yes.
Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y"
Doc: True.
Ernie: And True starts with the letter "T"
Doc: Hey, what is this?
Bert: Where we come from this is small talk.
Doc: Well if you'll excuse me I've got to go build some bunk beds.
Bert: Bunk beds!
Ernie: B word.

 

[CanadianPaco]

From "A Christmas Story":
Randy: "I can't get up" and "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie" - so not Christmas-y lines but man, they make me laugh