Lines from Christmas movies you just LOVE!

[HSMndLKfan92]

Okay, not so much a Christmas movie, but 1941.

"You're ruining Christmas!"

 

[Mermaid02]

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? "

"Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark."

ELF
"You don't smell like Santa! You smell like Beef and Cheese!"

A Christmas Story~

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay."

“Only I didn’t say ‘Fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word!”

Charlie Brown: I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.
[shouting in desperation]
Charlie Brown: Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]
Linus Van Pelt: Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]
Linus Van Pelt: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
[Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown]
Linus Van Pelt: That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

****** I always tear up in this part of this cartoon, never fails, every year ******

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn10FF-FQfs

Love all these!

Who else is ready for Halloween to be over and Thanksgiving/Christmas to start??

 

[paintnolish]

"Don't throw me down, Clark!" crazy great aunt in Christmas Vacation
Yes, I am ready for TGiving/Xmas. I want my 24 hour a day Xmas music on the radio!

 

[Angelhalo]

"Don't throw me down, Clark!" crazy great aunt in Christmas Vacation
Yes, I am ready for TGiving/Xmas. I want my 24 hour a day Xmas music on the radio!

LOL! I was JUST going to post this line! We use it at least 10 times a week! Any time anyone says not to do something. "Don't forget the milk at the store!" "I'll try not to Aunt Bethany!"

"Don't trip over that curb" "I'll try not to Aunt Bethany!"


CLASSIC!!!!

 

[threecrazykids]

Rusty: "Dad...that thing wouldn't fit in our front yard?!"
Clark: "It's not going in our front yard Russ...it's going in our living room!"

 

[happywanderer2]

try and guess where this one is from "not so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple" ---

 

[threecrazykids]

try and guess where this one is from "not so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple" ---

This is from White Christmas!

 

[luvmy3]

Pretty much any line from Christams Vacation and A Christmas Story.

 

[Fantasmic23]

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS:
SALLY BROWN: "Dear Santa Claus, Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents I'd like to receive. Please note the color and size of each item and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: Just send money. How about tens and twenties?"

CHARLIE BROWN: "Tens and twenties?!?"
SALLY: "All I want is what I have coming to me. All's I want is my fair share."

A CHRISTMAS STORY:

MOM: "How are they gonna deliver a bowling alley here tonight?"
DAD: "I didn't expect them to drop-off an entire bowling alley ... Just the deed for cripes sake!"

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION:

CLARK: "I've been enrolled for membership in the Jelly of the Month Club."
EDDIE: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving."
CLARK: "Indeed it is, Edward."

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE:

YOUNG GEORGE BAILEY: "I wish I had a million dollars. HOT DOG!"

YOUNG VIOLET: "Help me down, Georgie?"
YOUNG GEORGE: "Help you down?!?"

SCROOGED:

FRANK CROSS: "If you can't work late, I can't work late. If I can't work late ... I CAN'T WORK LATE!"

HOME ALONE:

KEVIN: "I'm up here, ya morons!"

THE REF:

OLD WOMAN: "Just who in the hell do you think you're talking to? Has everyone gone nuts?"
CONNIE: "Slipper socks ... Medium!"

CONNIE: "That is not the spirit of Christmas! The spirit of Christmas is you're either good ... Or you burn in hell."

GUS: "I'm in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell."

 

[Fantasmic23]

This is from White Christmas!

"Mutual, I'm sure."

"Go to Smith? She can't even spell Smith!"

 

[Fantasmic23]

Pretty much any line from Christams Vacation and A Christmas Story.

 

[Fantasmic23]

George Bailey: Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

Potter: And happy New Year to you, in jail!


That always makes me laugh. Potter is so mean!

 

[bunkkinsmom]

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS:
SALLY BROWN: "Dear Santa Claus, Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents I'd like to receive. Please note the color and size of each item and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: Just send money. How about tens and twenties?"

CHARLIE BROWN: "Tens and twenties?!?"
SALLY: "All I want is what I have coming to me. All's I want is my fair share."

A CHRISTMAS STORY:

MOM: "How are they gonna deliver a bowling alley here tonight?"
DAD: "I didn't expect them to drop-off an entire bowling alley ... Just the deed for cripes sake!"

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION:

CLARK: "I've been enrolled for membership in the Jelly of the Month Club."
EDDIE: "Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving."
CLARK: "Indeed it is, Edward."

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE:

YOUNG GEORGE BAILEY: "I wish I had a million dollars. HOT DOG!"

YOUNG VIOLET: "Help me down, Georgie?"
YOUNG GEORGE: "Help you down?!?"

SCROOGED:

FRANK CROSS: "If you can't work late, I can't work late. If I can't work late ... I CAN'T WORK LATE!"

HOME ALONE:

KEVIN: "I'm up here, ya morons!"

THE REF:

OLD WOMAN: "Just who in the hell do you think you're talking to? Has everyone gone nuts?"
CONNIE: "Slipper socks ... Medium!"

CONNIE: "That is not the spirit of Christmas! The spirit of Christmas is you're either good ... Or you burn in hell."

GUS: "I'm in hell. Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell."

I am so glad to see a quote from The Ref! AMAZING movie!
My favorite quote from that movie is:
"Your husbands not dead, lady. He's hiding."


Love love love Dennis Leary.

this thread has me in the Christmas spirit already!

 

[Fantasmic23]

I am so glad to see a quote from The Ref! AMAZING movie!
My favorite quote from that movie is:
"Your husbands not dead, lady. He's hiding."


Love love love Dennis Leary.

this thread has me in the Christmas spirit already!

I love Denis Leary, too!

 

[laracroft]

"Fragile, must be Italian..."

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf"

"Naddafinga!"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!"

"Oooh fuuudge"

Can you tell that A Christmas Story is my favorite?? I watch all 24 hours every year. LOL

 

[Mrs. Darcy]

"Keep the change you filthy animal." from Home Alone
I know, I'm warped!
lol

 

[Fantasmic23]

"Keep the change you filthy animal." from Home Alone
I know, I'm warped!
lol

 

[laracroft]

"Keep the change you filthy animal." from Home Alone
I know, I'm warped!
lol

Ha! I love that line, me and the kids laugh every time we see that part!

 

[usnuzuloose]

How the grinch stole christmas.. " Whats happening to me? I'm all toasty inside and I'm leaking" Okay Okay this is where I get emotional.

 

[laracroft]

How the grinch stole christmas.. " Whats happening to me? I'm all toasty inside and I'm leaking" Okay Okay this is where I get emotional.

Hate hate hate, double hate loathe entirely... LOL another movie I LOVE!!!