Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Sleep parenting is the worst. Dis parenting is bad too. You know when you are Dissing and the kids ask something so you just say yes.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

HEY LOSERS,
I am just stopping in to say hi. Our nephew and his soon to be wife are stopping over and brining diner. Yeah for me I do not have to cook.

Margie I sent out your box tops today. I hope they help

 

[Mkrop]

HEY LOSERS,
I am just stopping in to say hi. Our nephew and his soon to be wife are stopping over and brining diner. Yeah for me I do not have to cook.

Margie I sent out your box tops today. I hope they help

Thanks a bunch. DS10 will be psyched.

Hope you got a good night's sleep last night

 

[Lintasare]

Man it is nice outside. 70 degrees, partly cloudy and no wind. And what am I doing? Balancing my checkbook.

 

[Lintasare]

Wow it takes me forever to go through a book of checks. I just finished one and the first check in the book I wrote in August. So 1 book lasts 6 months.

Checkbook is mostly balanced. My numbers are off somewhere...probably forgot to deduct a payment or something. Oh well...I need a nap.

 

[mdrob214]

You must have been a slow learner because I clearly knew EVERYTHING at 14. Just ask my poor mother.

I have a 13 yr. old. They do know everything. Being the sarcastic mom I am I often ask "Since you are 13 and know everything, what ...."
She does the eye roll thing with a little 'humph!' and 'mo-o-o-m!' and walks away.
And I get what I wanted because she left me alone

I'm pretty sure my mom put her curse on me. "Just you wait until YOU have daughter...."

Done! I think I did it several years ago, but just for good measure I say it every so often.
Then I beg my mom not to tell her some of my worst moments

: after we drop #1DS off at school at 6:45 AM for his field trip.

Wow--that's early for a field trip That would be DH doing the dropping off. I can't get moving that early.

Man it is nice outside. 70 degrees, partly cloudy and no wind. And what am I doing? Balancing my checkbook.

I cannot tell you the last time I balanced a checkbook. I gave it up to DH several years ago and couldn't be happier! I am so jealous of your weather. It is supposed to be nice this w/end. I heard rumors of nearing 60. And I only have to waste, I mean spend my mornings at the pool instead of the whole weekend

Barbecue, anyone?


So I made 3 1/2 sheet cakes: 1 yellow, 1 marble, 1 chocolate. Got to decorate tomorrow--when DS isn't here to 'help'. I am thinkinng I shoulda just called the Target bakery....

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Hey, if I claim to be sick, can I get that treatment too?

I've been doing some cleaning, and now I'm going grocery shopping. I hate shopping.

I think I'll hit up the liquor store on the way home.

No, no. You have it all wrong.. Liquor store FIRST.

 

[LaraK]

I just added some new furniture in the lounge...stop by and see if you can notice the change.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Nite LOSERS. Need to get some sleep before having to wake up at the crack of dawn to get #1DS to school for the field trip.
Have a good night and behave Or if you cause trouble don't get the thread locked till I get back in the morning.

 

[fltwinmom]

Hey Losers....


A quick question for you all..... tomorrow is Read Across America Day at my Daughter's school. I have been asked to read a book tomorrow morning in their classes.

Do you think "Walter the Farting Dog" is appropriate for kindergardeners?



No. Seriously. Thoughts?

 

[LaraK]

Hey Losers....


A quick question for you all..... tomorrow is Read Across America Day at my Daughter's school. I have been asked to read a book tomorrow morning in their classes.

Do you think "Walter the Farting Dog" is appropriate for kindergardeners?



No. Seriously. Thoughts?

Walter the Farting Dog is a fantabulous book!!!!

 

[fltwinmom]

Walter the Farting Dog is a fantabulous book!!!!

Well.. I don't know if you have followed any of my "Mother of the Year" threads.... but I'm the same mommy who sent her daughter to school with a coors light lunchbag with a whole bunch of duct tape covering the logos.



Looks like I'm STILL not going to win the award.

OK for kindergardeners do you think? I mean, I let my children say the word "fart", but then again, they don't say it at the dinner table or around guests or authority figures.

Maybe I should just stick with the "Cat in the Hat?"

But I LOVE the story of Walter and how he uses his smelly farts to save the day! And, I think the kids would get a kick out of it.

What to do? What to do.....

 

[LaraK]

Well.. I don't know if you have followed any of my "Mother of the Year" threads.... but I'm the same mommy who sent her daughter to school with a coors light lunchbag with a whole bunch of duct tape covering the logos.



Looks like I'm STILL not going to win the award.

OK for kindergardeners do you think? I mean, I let my children say the word "fart", but then again, they don't say it at the dinner table or around guests or authority figures.

Maybe I should just stick with the "Cat in the Hat?"

But I LOVE the story of Walter and how he uses his smelly farts to save the day! And, I think the kids would get a kick out of it.

What to do? What to do.....

I think you should start a thread

I have Walter the Farting Dog and both my five and three year old love it.

 

[Lintasare]

As a connoisseur of fine books I think Walter the Farting Dog is an excellent choice for your daughter's class.

 

[LaraK]

I'm off to bed. I would give the be good speach, but it's been given (and you wouldn't pay me any mind anyway!)

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I'd be bad but there's nobody around to watch

Everybody went to bed early tonight Whats up with that....I thought we took shifts so there would always be somebody to talk us out of doing something stupid or laugh at what thing we just did Y'all were in bed before I got home from work tonight....


well hope your having sweet dreams....like taking a bath uninterupted, a couple hours of no kids, a clean house, a male housekeeper cleaning your house.....

 

[LaraK]

Morning!

Well, I'm off to do something today, I'll say what in the lounge. I may be in and out. My dad is in town. Thankfully he stays in a hotel, so while I have to get my house company clean this afternoon, it doesn't have to be houseguest clean.

We should start a thread about "levels of clean". Wouldn't it be cool to have an indicator? "What level of clean do you maintain your house at?"

Cleancom 1---Mother In Law (before you were married) Clean
Cleancom 2---Houseguest Clean
Cleancom 3---Company Clean
Cleancom 4---Routine nothing on the floor Clean
Cleancom 5---Cluttered but Clean
Cleancom 6---Not Clean
Cleancom 7---Heading Down the Toilet
Cleancom 8---No one sets foot in the house other than immediate family
Cleancom 9---Crazy Cat Lady Dirty
Cleancom 10---Condemed

So where are you?

I'm at Cleancom 6 right now and I have to get it to 3

 

[Mkrop]

I am probably in 6 and I need to get to 3 by the time the OT arrives at two but I probably want achieve that and it will be somwhere in between

 

[Jack-Jack]

 

[Mkrop]

Hey have you been MIA the last couple days or just quiet? I havent notice you posting.