welp...its 3:04 in the morning and i am bored...so im going to rant. yes, its time to run for cover before i unleash my "woe is my im an angsty teen with no angsty clubhouse to get rid of my angsty feelings" rampage. drat i know....
disney makes my heart hurt.
yep.
it does. why? i dunno...its weird. i mean who ELSE cries at fireworks/parades? im such a drama queen, i cry whenever i hear "second star to the right". how pathetic is that? i guess thats just what disney does to me.
it turns me into a blubbering idiot.
not too long ago (when fantasy in the sky was still around) we went to disney, and if you know me, my obsession there is getting to see tinker bell fly. i dont care if the whole world lets me know that shes really a lit up person on a snazzy telephone wire. shes still tinker bell when youre at disney.
dernit.
well anywho, my brother was videotaping the whole thing, and i was clinging on to him getting all teary eyed because j.cricket was giving his "if you believe with all your heart" speech, and the waterworks were already starting. when tink started to fly (mind you we're standing on the bridge that connects mainstreet to tomorrow land, right beneath the wire for those of you like me with the "fairy" obsession...) and hes following her with the camera, as soon as she goes over our heads he goes "wow...thats the brightest moth ive ever seen..."...i swear to you to, to this day you can still hear me wail even louder in the background.
heres a question for you:
do you know what the disney smell is?
before you call me insaner than i already am ( heeeee insaner

) let me give you an awesomely awesome scenario.
once upon a time at a
walmart far, far away...becka (that would be me...) was skipping merrily through the parking lot, minding her own business. when SUDDENLY it struck her. BOOM! like lightening! it was an all too fammiliar smell. it was a smell that knocked her off her feet and into the biiiiig puddle by the garden center! it was monstrous! like pikachu gone godzilla!!! there was only one way to describe this smell: it was the disney smell!!!!
DUN DUN DUN!
really. i smell it allllll theeee timmmeeeee! it kind of creeps me out. if you ever get your hands on the story 'the yellow wallpaper' youll understand WHY it creeps me out. my friends have smelt it too so im not the only insane one...unless theyre feeling pressured by my "say you smell it too or your precious cap'n sparrow gets it!!" threat...
oh i love the smell of irony in the morning.
anyway, seriously. next time youre there take a biiiiiggggg whiff. you cant tell me you dont smell that smell anywhere else (the
disney store does not count!) other than there!
yeah. well. im done...ranting. for now. *grin*
oh! heres a challenge for you!
first one that can write the lyrics (WITHOUT CHEATING) to the team rocket theme song gets something special!
*yawn* now its 3:24am and ive run out of smart-behind things to say ssooooo oyasumi, ja ne! (trans: goodnight, cya later!...look at that...now youre learning japanese...)