Kids Say the Darndest Things...

[disneychick2721]

Haha. My brother(6 years old) and I were watching Insider or something a little while ago and we were watching Best Dressed at the Grammys, well the best dressed according to the guy was Miley Cyrus rolleyes: ) so I was like 'Eh I dont like the dress, blah blah' my brother says this : "Theres 3 words for that shirt HID-E-OUS."

I got it on video too, cant wait to show him that when he's older. xD


So what about you guys, any funny stories ?

 

[BandGeek911]

I do have a story about a little 4th or 5th grader in my mom's music class, but it might be kind of inappropriate xD (well not really. lol)

 

[BabyPiglet]

Lolol! I love kids.

I can't think of anything right now though.

 

[imabrat]

My sister was born when I was 4, so everytime I held her I'd say "My baby's beauuuuuuutiful!"

xD

 

[Shelton123]

Haha. My brother(6 years old) and I were watching Insider or something a little while ago and we were watching Best Dressed at the Grammys, well the best dressed according to the guy was Miley Cyrus rolleyes: ) so I was like 'Eh I dont like the dress, blah blah' my brother says this : "Theres 3 words for that shirt HID-E-OUS."

I got it on video too, cant wait to show him that when he's older. xD


So what about you guys, any funny stories ?

Christian Siriano in a little cute package! Now that is fierce

 

[OneTreeHill]

Whenever someone says frickin', my little cousin, whose 5, screams, "DON'T STAY FRICKIN'!"

 

[PosessedEeyore]

i love some of the things kids say.
there was this little 5 year old boy who is apparently my "boyfriend" xD
he was just randomly like "sophie, do you have a boyfriend?"
and i said no.
"so he said "now you do!"
and i was like oh gosh, i have a 5 year old boyfriend. xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Awwww, that's cute, Kara! You'll have to post the video!

 

[Vannah]

aww, i love little kids.
they crack me up.

 

[life of the party]

hahahahha!

my neice says the FUNNIEST stuff!

i asked her if she had a bf at her school ...
"YEAH!"
"what does he look like?"
"hes VERY handsome!"
"oh really? whats his name?"
"Franky, but i call him BABY!"

shes three years old!
hahahaha!

 

[PrincessBelle94]

LOL! Too cute. I coach little kids on a swim team, and they crack me up!

 

[::Snow_White::]

I told my grandma she had a hairy bathtub when I was like 6. It was because there was hair stuck in the drain. I told her as we were playing hide and seek, that I was going to hide in the hairy bathtub.
Everyone still makes fun of me. Lol.

 

[Tranceptor2K9]

hahahahha!

my neice says the FUNNIEST stuff!

i asked her if she had a bf at her school ...
"YEAH!"
"what does he look like?"
"hes VERY handsome!"
"oh really? whats his name?"
"Franky, but i call him BABY!"

shes three years old!
hahahaha!

hahaha wow... 3 years old? My sisters couldnt even SPEAK proper words until they were about 5 and a half

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

They sure do.

The other day my little brother was in a mood and i was babyssitting him. When my mum got home he started complaining about how i was being nasty to him and winding him up. He was trying to explain why he was in a mood a cam out with 'I'm just boiling tired'

 

[pigletgirl]

Well I have a 7.5 year old sister and she is the funniest thing ever! She cracks me up ALLL the time.

But right now she's totally into Hannah Montana, Phineas and Ferb, Drake and Josh, ect and will imitate them. Her favorite thing right now is to have the phone ring and she'll say 'Hello' and then proceed to smack and phone and say 'We're breaking up, we're breaking up!' and totally laugh hysterically. It can get old but I dont see her enough for it to.

Another thing, she was talking to a friend on the phone and was like 'Is your mom FAT? Because mine is!' Her booty is huge, but her ****ies have shriveled.' I was standing around the corner just dying of laughter!

Thats about it.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Haha! These stories are hilarious!
My cousin is three, and says some class things.
We were having dinner the other day, and she "hurt" herself (You know how little kids can be sometimes!). So i got her a flannel with ice on it, and I said "Does Jack Frost put it on Mummy and Daddy's car, Ally?
She told me yes, and then said, "Elin, this ice is funny. It smells like oranges."
She had been drinking her orange drink before, and obviously licked her hands after holding the ice.
She also likes to copy my accent, since she speaks quite posh.
xD