Jokes

I'm sorry.

What is a ghost's favorite song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody!
*crickets*
*rotten tomatoes thrown*

I love you man!
:laughing:

*Gives silver star*


Sorry...I kinda..already gave out my gold star of the day...


:D

QUEEN PWNS



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A mother was having a hard time potty training her little girl. Every time she put her on the potty, she would cry, it never failed. Finally she said, "Why do you always cry when I put you on the potty, are you afraid?" The little girl said, "It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to!!!"
 
I love you man!
:laughing:

*Gives silver star*


Sorry...I kinda..already gave out my gold star of the day...



:D

QUEEN PWNS



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A mother was having a hard time potty training her little girl. Every time she put her on the potty, she would cry, it never failed. Finally she said, "Why do you always cry when I put you on the potty, are you afraid?" The little girl said, "It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to!!!"


To me!!
=D
I feel so special now.
 
THE AWESOME LEVELS ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND!

Q: What rhymes with F and ends with UCK?!
A: FIRETRUCK! *giggles like a school girl*

Warning: PG-13 joke here!

There's a four story building. There's a cop on the first floor, a fireman on the second floor, a blind guy on the third floor, and a woman taking a shower on the fourth, and they all know each other. First, the cop comes up to talk to the woman and knocks on the door. She gets out, puts a towel on and opens the door. The cop says, "I just arrested a bunch of drug dealers!" The woman is like, "That's nice!" and gets back in the shower. Then, the fireman comes up to the fourth floor and knocks on the door. Again, she gets out, puts a towel on, and opens the door. The fireman tells her, "Guess what? I saved 9 people from a burning building yesterday!" The woman says, "Ok." and gets back in the shower. A few minutes later, she hears another knock. She knows that it's the blind guy, so she gets out and doesn't bother to put her towel on. She opens the door and the blind guy tells her, "Guess what? I got my sight back today!"
 

THE AWESOME LEVELS ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND!

Q: What rhymes with F and ends with UCK?!
A: FIRETRUCK! *giggles like a school girl*

Warning: PG-13 joke here!

There's a four story building. There's a cop on the first floor, a fireman on the second floor, a blind guy on the third floor, and a woman taking a shower on the fourth, and they all know each other. First, the cop comes up to talk to the woman and knocks on the door. She gets out, puts a towel on and opens the door. The cop says, "I just arrested a bunch of drug dealers!" The woman is like, "That's nice!" and gets back in the shower. Then, the fireman comes up to the fourth floor and knocks on the door. Again, she gets out, puts a towel on, and opens the door. The fireman tells her, "Guess what? I saved 9 people from a burning building yesterday!" The woman says, "Ok." and gets back in the shower. A few minutes later, she hears another knock. She knows that it's the blind guy, so she gets out and doesn't bother to put her towel on. She opens the door and the blind guy tells her, "Guess what? I got my sight back today!"


LOL!!!!

I found them FUNNEH.
 
THE AWESOME LEVELS ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND!

Q: What rhymes with F and ends with UCK?!
A: FIRETRUCK! *giggles like a school girl*

Warning: PG-13 joke here!

There's a four story building. There's a cop on the first floor, a fireman on the second floor, a blind guy on the third floor, and a woman taking a shower on the fourth, and they all know each other. First, the cop comes up to talk to the woman and knocks on the door. She gets out, puts a towel on and opens the door. The cop says, "I just arrested a bunch of drug dealers!" The woman is like, "That's nice!" and gets back in the shower. Then, the fireman comes up to the fourth floor and knocks on the door. Again, she gets out, puts a towel on, and opens the door. The fireman tells her, "Guess what? I saved 9 people from a burning building yesterday!" The woman says, "Ok." and gets back in the shower. A few minutes later, she hears another knock. She knows that it's the blind guy, so she gets out and doesn't bother to put her towel on. She opens the door and the blind guy tells her, "Guess what? I got my sight back today!"



I don't find that joke funny.
Its not that I don't understand it, I do, its just...


Its not funny? :confused3
 


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