THE AWESOME LEVELS ARE OVER ONE THOUSAND!
Q: What rhymes with F and ends with UCK?!
A: FIRETRUCK! *giggles like a school girl*
Warning: PG-13 joke here!
There's a four story building. There's a cop on the first floor, a fireman on the second floor, a blind guy on the third floor, and a woman taking a shower on the fourth, and they all know each other. First, the cop comes up to talk to the woman and knocks on the door. She gets out, puts a towel on and opens the door. The cop says, "I just arrested a bunch of drug dealers!" The woman is like, "That's nice!" and gets back in the shower. Then, the fireman comes up to the fourth floor and knocks on the door. Again, she gets out, puts a towel on, and opens the door. The fireman tells her, "Guess what? I saved 9 people from a burning building yesterday!" The woman says, "Ok." and gets back in the shower. A few minutes later, she hears another knock. She knows that it's the blind guy, so she gets out and doesn't bother to put her towel on. She opens the door and the blind guy tells her, "Guess what? I got my sight back today!"
