Jokes

[C.J. Sparrow]

This is the thread where you tell all of your funny (or maybe not so funny) jokes of all types.

And BTW, please keep them at least at PG or PG-13 level.

Q: Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
A: She was a woman.

 

[shellybellypolo]

This is the thread where you tell all of your funny (or maybe not so funny) jokes of all types.

And BTW, please keep them at least at PG or PG-13 level.

Q: Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
A: She was a woman.

I'm not finding that funny.

 

[Pirate Me]

I don't find that funny at all and I don't care if it's supposed to be "just a joke."

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

I'm sorry. I don't actually mean it. Geez... It's making fun of the anti-woman mindset and poking fun at how stupid it is, not endorsing it!

 

[shellybellypolo]

Yes, but that's not called a joke.

It's called being prejudice.

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

Yes, but that's not called a joke.

It's called being prejudice.

It's called making fun of being prejudiced! MY GOSH.

 

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

That was not very funny... and doesn't the joke contest thread count as a joke thread?

 

[joepic]

alright seems some of us can't handle any jokes... maybe this thread should be closed, I hate fighting.

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

Yeah, it probably should be locked.

I'm tired of the fact that nobody can stomach a joke even if it's not even REMOTELY OFFENSIVE! It's like people being offended by blonde jokes or yo momma jokes. They aren't mean spirited at all.

And I didn't see the joke contest thread, RAP, I'm sorry.

 

[imabrat]

Yeah, it probably should be locked.

I'm tired of the fact that nobody can stomach a joke even if it's not even REMOTELY OFFENSIVE! It's like people being offended by blonde jokes or yo momma jokes. They aren't mean spirited at all.

And I didn't see the joke contest thread, RAP, I'm sorry.

To a female,it is offensive.
And FTR,I know people who have been offended by blonde/yo momma jokes.

 

[shellybellypolo]

Yeah, it probably should be locked.

I'm tired of the fact that nobody can stomach a joke even if it's not even REMOTELY OFFENSIVE! It's like people being offended by blonde jokes or yo momma jokes. They aren't mean spirited at all.

And I didn't see the joke contest thread, RAP, I'm sorry.

FYI: I'm offended by blonde jokes.

I happen to have a very smart grandmother who achieved very high goals, and guess what?
She was blonde.

My friends love jokes like these.

I find them sick and offensive.

 

[Icheer560]

Things like that can be offensive. Even if not meant that way.
But i understand

 

[TX~tink]

I think that people need to stop taking things so litterally some times. That joke wasn't the best, but after thinking about it for awhile, it was kinda funny. Because there were many reasons why Hellen Keller could have been a bad driver, but he chose to say that the reason was because she was a woman. that's sort of funny. But some people have different senses of humor. And taking blonde jokes litterally is really just annoying, people know that blondes aren't stupid, it's just a saying to be 'blonde', and to be fair, some blondes do live up to the blonde stereotype, but at the same time so do some brunettes and red heads. My point is, people need to stop taking things like jokes, they are called jokes for a reason, so litterally.

 

[PurpleDucky]

I'm a woman
I don't find that offensive
Know why?
He didn't mean it
Jokes are usually not truthful
You people just need to lighten up a bit, don't take everything so seriously. If you do, life gets boring.

 

[ComfyinNautica]

I'm a woman
I don't find that offensive
Know why?
He didn't mean it
Jokes are usually not truthful
You people just need to lighten up a bit, don't take everything so seriously. If you do, life gets boring.

 

[HDD]

I'm a woman
I don't find that offensive
Know why?
He didn't mean it
Jokes are usually not truthful
You people just need to lighten up a bit, don't take everything so seriously. If you do, life gets boring.

I agree, I wasn't offended in the least.

Guess we'll need to stick with being politically correct because people get offended so easily.

 

[reminisce]

i found it very offensive. in addition, i already made a joke thread, and there werent any controversies, so i know everyone can handle this.

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

Finally, people with a grain of sense. It bugs me when people are offended by everything and blame their offensiveness on other people when they are the only ones who can become offended.

Anyways, back to the purpose for which this thread was created.

Oh, and you can post funny pictures too. Whatever makes you laugh.

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

i found it very offensive. in addition, i already made a joke thread, and there werent any controversies, so i know everyone can handle this.

I'm sorry, I didn't see your joke thread.

And if you found it offensive, I guess that's up to you.

 

[Addicted.to.Speed]

I think thats one problem with this board...some people take the littlest things way out of proportion.

it was a simple joke its not meant to harm anyone in anyform. Its just to be a laugh. Im blonde go ahead make dumb blonde jokes, ill laugh at them with you.